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'Milk' Squirting Comes To The Nintendo DS
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 10:00 PM on August 25, 2008
Boob, butt and even little "boy" DS touching games? Been there, done that. It's time for new ground to be broken. This time with white liquid (RELAX FOLKS, IT'S ONLY MILK) squirting mini-games. August 28th sees the release of To LOVEru, which follows he adventures of a high school boy and an alien girl named Lala who one days appears out in his home of nowhere buck naked.
In a total fan service mini-game, players must squirt condensed milk on a strawberry Lala is holding.
Milk dribbling screen after the jump.
Let's review: The object is to squirt it on the strawberry. We repeat, on the strawberry. Don't shoot the milk elsewhere! That's not the point of the game. We repeat, that's not the point of the game.
To LOVEru is rated 15 and up.
ポリゴンキャラは13人も！Ｖジャンプによる、DS版のゲーム「To LOVEる 」情報！ [To LOVEる -とらぶる- 考察]
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Cupajo
Posted 6:49 AM 26/8/08
double-you
tea
eff?!?!?!?!?
Cupajo
DreamTwister
Posted 6:43 AM 26/8/08
I can't believe this!...oh wait...yes I can. NM
DreamTwister
AngelMayLaugh
Posted 6:11 AM 26/8/08
This looks nice. I should go Watch TO LoveRU.
AngelMayLaugh
deadjesterx
Posted 6:09 AM 26/8/08
Ah those wacky Japanese.
deadjesterx
Barts
Posted 10:50 PM 25/8/08
@TitillatedOcelot: Dude, you made really laugh out loud. At work. This doesn't happen often.
Then again, your comment seems very appropriate, given you Kotaku nickname... :)
Barts
icepick314
Posted 10:50 PM 25/8/08
it IS milk, right?
it's not something else...
icepick314
pulyx
Posted 10:35 PM 25/8/08
hahaha.
Japs...
hahaahah
pulyx
Rickster
Posted 10:28 PM 25/8/08
I'm glad that I have a R4.
XD
Rickster
MentalNote
Posted 10:24 PM 25/8/08
LOL. Even I could play better than the guy demonstrating in the screenshot, he's not even managing to get the strawberry.
MentalNote
Salen
Posted 10:24 PM 25/8/08
... I wanna say I'm surprised, I really do, but I can't.
Salen
TitillatedOcelot
Posted 10:23 PM 25/8/08
Condensed milk, eh? If you successfully cover her "strawberry" does she reward you by caressing a banana? Or bounce a couple of cherries around? YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!
TitillatedOcelot
Protector one
Posted 10:19 PM 25/8/08
Milk + strawberries = good? Could an alchemist please verify this?
Protector one
se37
Posted 10:13 PM 25/8/08
ah, ToLoveRu, that is a fun series to watch and yet I'm not surpised by this with how the show is.
se37
SupaPhly
Posted 10:12 PM 25/8/08
Got Milk?
.
.
.
.
(har har)
SupaPhly
Leolio
Posted 10:10 PM 25/8/08
Japan is finished... this is the end of the world...
Leolio
Sadgasim
Posted 10:08 PM 25/8/08
I wish I could say I was surprised but....
Sadgasim
DancingCorpse
Posted 7:12 AM 26/8/08
Will it have realistic wetness effects on her cloths when you miss?
DancingCorpse
Ichidou
Posted 7:09 AM 26/8/08
@The_Foo: You're either extremely good at making shit up, or copied and pasted an article from Wikipedia, and switched up some key words.
Either way, I'm too lazy to check.
Ichidou
The_Foo
Posted 11:06 PM 25/8/08
Ah, the age-old tradition of squirting milk at people's strawberries. I believe it was first invented in the early 18th century, when the Garden Strawberry was first bred in Europe in an accidental cross of Fragaria virginiana from eastern North America, which was noted for its flavor, and Fragaria chiloensis from Chile, which was noted for its large size.
Since then, the idea of squirting milk (this was done directly from the cow's udder) onto a lovely maiden holding a strawberry has been an essential part of European culture, and was transported to Japan on March 31, 1854, when Commodore Matthew Perry and the "Black Ships" of the United States Navy forced the opening of Japan to the outside world with the Convention of Kanagawa. Legend has it that a hotly-contested game of milk-strawberry shooting was what finally allowed Perry and Shogun Tokugawa Ieyoshi to meet and interact, allowing the treaty to be signed.
The_Foo
Ichidou
Posted 11:03 PM 25/8/08
This is FAR too suggestive. I can't believe they're getting away with releasing this on the super-family-fun DS. But remember Toki Doki? That game was nowhere NEAR perverted. I never actually played it, I just heard from the ways of the interwebs. Good be the same story here. Screenshots suggest that every tap on a girl is a different orgasm. But in reality, she'll scream something like "MIRIKU!!" or something extremely off-putting.
Five bucks says that it's a "CONDENSED" version of the "MILK" that's in our heads.
Yeah, okay, that was terrible.
Ichidou
Killalaz
Posted 11:00 PM 25/8/08
LOL thats funny
Killalaz
excaliburps
Posted 10:59 PM 25/8/08
Squirting...MUST...Control...making...sex...jokes...
Haha moneyshots on the the strawberry only? Heehee...
excaliburps
Mr.Sad
Posted 10:56 PM 25/8/08
we may all laugh at it, but truth is, its probably going to sell like hotcakes
Mr.Sad
MrPerson
Posted 10:54 PM 25/8/08
Ah, yes. Makes me want to bring out the teenage-boy-living-with-a-harem-of-teenage-girls anime drinking game again.
The rules are simple: Whenever the boy ends up in an accidentally sexual situation with any girl whatsoever, take a drink.
I swear, you'll be hammered in no time.
MrPerson
SatansBestBuddy
Posted 10:54 PM 25/8/08
Japan never ceases to find new and creative ways to destroy my faith in humanity a little bit at a time on a near daily basis.
SatansBestBuddy
Smileface
Posted 11:40 PM 25/8/08
I go to Japan every summer.
This is no surprise . . .
Smileface
kilikafinal
Posted 11:37 PM 25/8/08
so if a girl drops a strawberry on her shirt. i just put milk there and she laughs?
kilikafinal
Mister Adequate
Posted 11:28 PM 25/8/08
I was rather hoping the milk would have a different source...
Mister Adequate
Killer_WaLrUs
Posted 11:21 PM 25/8/08
They really thought this game out because they didn't just choose regular milk but CONDENSED milk. It's thicker and really looks like it would stick to the strawberry well.
Killer_WaLrUs
animeman59
Posted 11:20 PM 25/8/08
That hilarious.
animeman59
Treesus
Posted 12:05 AM 26/8/08
Moo milk or man milk?
Treesus
E-Grizzle
Posted 11:56 PM 25/8/08
@Cupajo: haha sorry to repeat ya there
E-Grizzle
Bomberkael
Posted 11:55 PM 25/8/08
lol, amazing concept for a game
"To LOVEru is rated 15 and up." really? I wonder why it is only milk.
Bomberkael
E-Grizzle
Posted 11:55 PM 25/8/08
W
T
F
E-Grizzle
darktoad450
Posted 12:30 AM 26/8/08
what the hell I just started reading the manga series it's not like that at all...perverted japanese people >:(
darktoad450
TheurerDiciple
Posted 12:27 AM 26/8/08
I totally have an idea, it's a socialy-correct political game about breast cancer. No need to say more.
TheurerDiciple
00000000
Posted 12:24 AM 26/8/08
Can we mod this?
...j/k.
...no really.
00000000
kronk
Posted 12:13 AM 26/8/08
this is a really funny article, i just can't believe those Japanese can come up with something like this every time. respect
kronk
VladMalice
Posted 12:56 AM 26/8/08
What will they think of next?
Milk on a cherry?
......
VladMalice
salaminizer
Posted 12:46 AM 26/8/08
ahh, with all those ladies I thought the milk would come from somewhere else
salaminizer
metalgear08
Posted 12:43 AM 26/8/08
Aw, what the fuck.
metalgear08
RocketPunch
Posted 12:38 AM 26/8/08
1) Make milk squirting game
2) ????
3) PROFIT!
RocketPunch
Robotube
Posted 12:34 AM 26/8/08
I found the sexual innuendo! I AM A GENIUS!
Robotube
Ryodestined
Posted 1:18 AM 26/8/08
Milk builds strong bones...
Ryodestined
mtora83
Posted 1:14 AM 26/8/08
@deadjesterx: "wacky" Japanese, huh? Nice choice of word. :D
mtora83
corronchilejano
Posted 1:02 AM 26/8/08
@Ichidou:
That's what happens when people, you know, learn to write.
corronchilejano
El-Suave
Posted 1:39 AM 26/8/08
The flesh colored stylus seals the deal...
El-Suave
Deivion
Posted 1:31 AM 26/8/08
This is one of those only in japan moments
Deivion
Saint Anima
Posted 1:57 AM 26/8/08
Hey, I'll play it. All my pals would be jealous of me for having such a cool game. They'll probably end up trying to play in real life.
Then I won't talk to them again.
Saint Anima
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 1:52 AM 26/8/08
@mtora83:
@deadjesterx:
TIME PARADOX!!!
Reminds me I have to watch this anime...
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Altersparck
Posted 1:52 AM 26/8/08
What in the name of Segata Sanshiro is this?! What will Japanese developers think of next?
Altersparck
AnTi PRO
Posted 2:36 AM 26/8/08
Rated 15 and up?
AnTi PRO
Zorantor
Posted 2:49 AM 26/8/08
FINALLY.
This is EXACTLY what I said they should do as soon as they announced the DS.
Nice to see a developer finally taking a break from tedious action games and RPG's to deliver what fans have been begging for: a handheld milk sim.
Zorantor
physalis925
Posted 2:40 AM 26/8/08
a first glance i thought the women were going to do the squirting
physalis925
Omniel
Posted 3:05 AM 26/8/08
They should make addons, like a DS pen strapon.
Omniel
cskelldog
Posted 3:03 AM 26/8/08
It had to go there.
cskelldog
Soriya
Posted 3:51 AM 26/8/08
Why.. why is this game around?
Soriya
DevSully
Posted 3:40 AM 26/8/08
How I love thee Japan
DevSully
rob61920
Posted 3:38 AM 26/8/08
i love this system i can do this and i can pet virtual puppies whats next
rob61920
sirmarcelot
Posted 4:32 AM 26/8/08
lol ... japan.
sirmarcelot
sir_carrot
Posted 4:30 AM 26/8/08
This reminds me of a dream I had last night.
Coincidence?
I think not.
sir_carrot
SpikyBry
Posted 5:04 AM 26/8/08
I came in to make a smarmy comment but I see they've all been done.
SpikyBry
Alex_Mexico
Posted 4:52 AM 26/8/08
@SupaPhly: lol, beat me to it!
Alex_Mexico
Terance!
Posted 4:51 AM 26/8/08
@The_Foo:
Best part of the entire post was the mention of Matthew Parry.
+1.
Terance!
Cess007
Posted 5:50 AM 26/8/08
I don't know if i've to be surprised, shocked or afraid (maybe i would feel all of them.) of this japanese ideas.
Cess007
KristenBal
Posted 7:31 AM 26/8/08
Who said nintendo was for kiddys?????
KristenBal
maraxusofk
Posted 7:22 AM 26/8/08
hmm if i play this on the bus wit that fleshly looking stylus, wonder if the people next to me will recognize that as "condensed milk." time to experiment
maraxusofk
whatnub
Posted 1:50 AM 26/8/08
udder tits!
whatnub
mcdoomer
Posted 10:26 PM 25/8/08
Hope they'll have cosplay of these in TGS lol
mcdoomer
nikolaj
Posted 8:21 AM 26/8/08
that's not news, now if say, anyone who ISNT Japanese maade such a game, that'd be news. :)
nikolaj
Altima NEO
Posted 8:47 AM 26/8/08
Thats not milk
Altima NEO
Mj92
Posted 8:40 AM 26/8/08
wtf O.o
Mj92
Awoken is waiting for R2
Posted 8:51 AM 26/8/08
ToLoveRu is to milk ru. enter the splash zone!
Awoken is waiting for R2
MonsterKingRen
Posted 1:53 PM 26/8/08
Wait what doesn't the game get boring after, you know, YOU GOT THE STRAWBERRY WITH THE MILK
"Ok you got strawberry, hilarious innuendo. Nothing else to the game wasted your moneys"
MonsterKingRen
Zero_Beat
Posted 3:01 PM 26/8/08
No offense, but we don't really care about the point of a game where it's possible to douse busty women with liquids. If we advance our objective, it's either due to accidentally completing the objective, or we're bored and wish to move on to the next chick.
Zero_Beat
Cue2
Posted 3:57 PM 26/8/08
Milk? don't you usually have strawberries with whipped cream. does the japenese for cream translate into milk or did the makers of this game think that milk is less obvious. How does the milk even stay on the strawberry? A question I should be asking myself is why do I even care about the logistical aspects of this game.
Cue2
Amunication
Posted 6:17 PM 26/8/08
what the hell is wrong with Japanese people?
Amunication
John_Norad
Posted 10:10 PM 26/8/08
MILK on the girl ? Heh, like SPERM \o/
John_Norad
KilOMisFit
Posted 6:07 AM 27/8/08
@John_Norad: You're ability to grasp the obvious is inspiring.
No, I really mean it.
KilOMisFit
trebors
Posted 7:58 PM 27/8/08
relax
only milk...
trebors