No? I already have my porn. :D

SkutSkut

I wouldnt pay for it, i might look at some free screen shots of some man on man gay game porn, like Conan and some waxed italian stud with a fake 'stache mario going at it.

Yacjuman

Pfft. Gamers don't need special porn. We already sit around playing orgasmic rape simulators all day.

Existentialist Jones

Looks like Kotaku put the site over-the-top. Its getting hammered (ah....as in page hits)

Cell9song

Master cheifs head turns me on. Oh baby.

ketenol

Don't they already do this in Japan?

Samutz

I wouldn't pay for it, but I'd invest a good deal of time trying to find it for free somewhere.

Zenanon

@Paustinj: Is it still Guro if there's not buckets of blood, innards, or mutilation? I think it's moved on to something all it's own.

Esplosion

omg awesome. thanks for the heads up owen.

maraxusofk

Third fish is too much.

lumpi

Just...wow

Ben404

That's gotta be uncomfortable to put inside a vagina.

Ashurahori

@Esplosion:

Yay Guro?

Paustinj

Pay for it? no

Download it? probably

CockroachMan

People find naked women prancing around disembodied heads of pop culture icons sexy?

Stavren

Wouldn't evern throw a buck into it...

salsaman1991

@Harfold: only for the blu-rays mayself, but otherwise I completely agree.

DrunkRaba

@blehh: You realize "Porn" is derived almost entirely from Photography and Film, right? At its core? Having a seedy underbelly does more to validate something than invalidate it.

And while I certainly wouldn't pay for it, I appreciate this sort of stuff for its comedic value. That pic there? Gold.

Moonshadow101

Screw gamer porn, hooray for disembodied head porn!

Esplosion

Count me out*

____

People pay for porn?

Harfold

31 year old nerds in basments everywhere jump in joy

XCON

No one buys porn.

No one smart.

Terance!

wait, aren't we having enough trouble trying to get games considered as a serious medium? like art?

blehh

Whatever floats your boat I guess...

GOD

"smh" has never been so appropriate.

Sign me up.

____

Master Chief ruins it for me. Sick of it. But I guess they are trying to appeal to the LCD.

I'm a math teacher. LCD does not mean liquid crystal diode.

Eltigro

-d e l e t e-
-c o o k i e s-

King Seafoam

"My question: Do you? Because I have a theory that around 100 percent of you will say no. And if that's the case, either we're a cut above all the other gamers in terms of morality and supression of instant gratification, or geek porn is heavily overinvested and/or oversaturated and will bankrupt itself soon. Which do you think is more likely?"

Third option: Enough of the responders are liars that geek porn remains profitable.

weables

@Terance!: Exactly, but that just proves there are a lot of unintelligent people out there.

Porn costs less than the water that comes out of my taps. Just have to know where to look.

Anarchist_Gamer

LMAO, she's masturbating with a Master Chief head and she's got Mario Galaxy paused on her big ass TV in the background!

What a freak! :p

MetalGearMax

I don't get it.

Also, who pays money for porn?

CatfishMaw

Not my kind of girl. Girls with glasses FTW!

Site favorited. lol

ST19AG_WGreymon

Teabagging opponents could get her banned.

gozirah

@DukeOfPwn:

LAWL!

Br00klyn-Grenade

*gasp* "Cortana? You're a real girl!"

MPD51

@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Actually, there already IS porn for it, see rule 34.

Suda51

Gross! Yet strangely compelling...

xot

First time I've seen a woman being given head.

Ba-dum-pssh!

Hendrixx

So the Halo helmet is meant to make it more of a turn on? *scratches head*

MattB

Wow... so, this is what "reading too much into it" is? :P

With games or no games, it's porn. This should be absolutely clear.
Also, whatever new trend comes up, there will be porn about it. Nothing new, really.

Fetishes are fetishes... some people gets aroused by unusual things, and I can live with that as long as it isn't something that hurts others.

Do I pay for porn? I must've rented a tape once, and bought some porn magazines too.

But if you ask me if I would pay more, or even plain pain to see porn mixed with games... no. Because I have no interest in it.

I'm not even much into hot realistic babes on games anyways.

I like my porn and my games apart from each other. But that's just me...

Oh yeah, I did try to play some hentai games, but got kinda bored... it's like, I'd rather wait for someone to finish and send me the goodies than play it myself.

But like I already said, that's just me. :P

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

@TwinkyC: Well if I assumed that the people that read kotaku haven't turned on a computer or read any gaming news in the last couple of weeks I don't think I could do any better.

However, if I assumed most people that visit kotaku multiple times a day, read other gaming news sites like N4G, Next-gen, joystiq, gameindustry, gamepolitics, etc., and take part in multiple gaming forums daily then I believe there are many kotaku readers like myself that could do a much better job.

xenovis

Nope. There is so much legitimate free porn on the internet that paying for it is just silly.

dry-roasted-peanuts

So get girls that look nothing like they play games and peddle them to us?.. Naah I'm not the type for dumb blondes. (And for the record, there are some really, really good looking gamer girls out there)

Kaizuden

I'm with you on this one, Owen. Sure it's nice to see your girlfriend or wife embrace your interests in a kind of playful way, but I can't see how this actually does anything for anyone. I actually think that the fact that a website like this exists is almost offensive in a way, not because of the content, but because of the impression this leaves of a community just like ours, here at Kotaku. We're more than horny nerds, salivating at the sight of women who get paid to pose nude with video game characters. We have wives, girlfriends, jobs and lives just like the rest of humanity. I can't help but see this site as a quick cash-in of what they think people that happen to love video games want to see in women.

ThisCharmingMan

OMFG SHE'S LEAVING SMUDGES ON THE VISOR!! >_<

DE5TR0YER

I don't consider that gamer porn, if you replace the helmet with a doughnut, it makes it food porn. I'd consider something like a naked Wii Fit girl to be more gamer porn then this.

Firemane

Pay for? No. Set it as one of my co-worker's backgrounds right before they give a powerpoint presentation to our boss? Yes.

DukeOfPwn

@xenovis: Why, you think you could do the job any better?

TwinkyC

Good looking girl, but I'd have to pass on the whole "gamer porn" idea.

cL9

@sarcasmOD used an Ultraball: My sentiments exactly.

arazzor

Oh yes the porn is so much better now because Master Chief is in it! /sarcasm

@2NinjasTapedTogether: Wait what! You mean giving that site my credit card was a bad idea? Oh, hold on, I have a call from some people about a RV purchase...

Suda51

The Master Chief has a tiny head!

GOD

C'mon Owen, this is the internet!

Only chumps pay for porn!

2NinjasTapedTogether

@blehh: As a cultural compass, something has generally hit the big time as far as relevance goes once it starts attracting porn parodies.

Burguois of Arabia

@sarcasmOD used an Ultraball: now there is something i don't understand why is it gamers who see a girl who is a gamer automaticly think she is really hot? For example Jade Raymond and the girl from the show The Guild. Both of which are average maybe slightly above average however gamers think they are the hottest things to walk the earth.

taftsearlobe33

I'd Buy That For A Dollar!
LOL not really.

Jawmuncher

Not interested in the concepts.

... But interested in that girl. Smokin' body.

September

Way to pimp the gaming industry. Assholes.

FP_slomo788

Cosplay porn is awesome. Is that gamer porn? Because I'm all for it.

But really, I'd hardly call "blonde bombshell posing with Halo 3 CE" gamer porn. If there's a Dreamcast sitting in the entertainment center behind a naked girl, is that gamer porn too?

cornunderscore2x

nope and like others have said "people pay for porn?"

taftsearlobe33

@Stavren: I dunno if you've been around the internet very long (:P) but somebody likes, in a sexual way, anything you could possibly comprehend.

In regards to this particular porn, I would find it very sexy if she was a gamer, as opposed to being naked around gaming. Otherwise she's just another naked woman.

sarcasmOD used an Ultraball

Owen,

Can you do us all a favor and catch up? Can you read n4g, neogaf or something for a couple of months to get you up to date on gaming news before you post again? I don't think we can be subjected to any more of your months old gaming news or videos from 2 years ago.

Thx,
xenovis

xenovis

It is porn like this that reminds me why I started touching myself in the first place.

NSFU

@DE5TR0YER:
Gold!

As for the topic at hand.

I dont suppose a large amount of people actually pay for porn. And Idk I figure if your going to look at porn its to see a hot, naked female (or male if youre a woman or are into that....) and I dont think the context really matters..

at least not to me.

wait.

what??

Terrorsaur.

hellzz yeah that reminds me of all the denver raves i go to, mmm so many lovely girls that look like this. YUM! ^_^

SamuraiG0SU

Thanks for that lovely nugget Owen. I think I'm gonna go buy a fresh box of tissues...

BlackMage66652

@ThisCharmingMan:
do you?
shame on me, i am not married neither have had a girlfriend XD
shit i do not even have got a job.
After all i'm just 17 years old xD
so i am at school, last year and NO i would not pay for this.

I dont think someone is so sad that will throw away his money just for a blond chick and a helmet they probably own at home... if i had that helmet i would never see it the same way AGAIN!

if you ask me i found this a disease just as zoophilic and coprophilic people. i dont care if you have weird sexual orientations and i will NOT respect you if you have sex with weird stuff like fishes or trees.
sex with a helmet, dude, pornstars do crazy stuff for money XD

AlejandroLestad

uhh......I don't look at porn

chaos_isnt_here

@dunetiger reads kotaku, seems pleased: They do sell oxygen actually, and it's flavoured. Apparently it sells pretty well because the day after I saw it I went to buy some and it was all gone.

Personally, I'm against the porn industry for reasons left unsaid. However, there's EVERY kind of porn out there anyway, and gaming porn doesn't really have anything to do with the gaming world the same as doctor/nurse porn has nothing to do with the medical world etc.

breakblossom

@Ashurahori: ROFLMAO

But seriously no I wouldn't pay for this.

@Zenanon: This.

@sarcasmOD used an Ultraball: And this.

KEFIOX

@Harfold: I support porn companies that I like, just like I support game companies that I like. Just because you can get it for free doesn't mean you always should ;)

onidavin

Well, whoring IS the oldest profession in the world...

Shadowlayer

Why pay for porn when it's free? Paying for porn is like paying for air. It's a silly idea, but granted, if you sold tanks of oxygen that looked a classier than scuba gear, I bet you there's a lot of people who would buy it.

Also, Owen, you're talking to gamers. We know where to find the free stuff.

dunetiger reads kotaku, seems pleased

Pay for it, no. Check it out, sure, why not. Get off on it to the point where paying for it may cross my mind, no. Notsomuch.

My question is why is she using that Master Chief helmet when it looks as if there's a Wii in a box behind her. I think the Wii Remote would be more versatile for what she is trying to accomplish.

TOPolk

i dont pay for my porn as it is, why would i pay for that.

stryker1800

I can't believe people make money from porn. There must be some rich good samaritan buying it all so they'll continue making it.
I guess that means he's the one that uploads it to torrent sites and stuff.

Wizzard

are you you serious. it's porn. how can it not make money? The pornograhic content makes up nearly ALL of the internet. it makes more money than all the professional sports combined. it would be naive to think that it won't make money. How can you do well in school, get a journalism degree, and ask such questions?

Xtreme_Hindu_Cow

Turn off for me... She likes halo.

akumaserge

there is nothing more unsexy than games. Just the thought that a gamer geek is turned on by something, makes that something less sexy. people are attracted to things that attractive people are attracted to. and by attractive people, I don't mean just physically. i mean as a whole.

baccardi84

If I came home and saw some hot chick rubber her snatch all over my Master Chief helmet I'd be pissed.

IT'S A COLLECTORS ITEM PEOPLE!

balls187 upside yo head

RULE 34
and who in the hell pays for porn???
only dumb people

lilkao

@Esplosion: I saw a porno once based on Louis XIV and Marie Antoinette. Suffices to say, near the end, it went to some strange places.

And that was all a lie. A lie all the way to the bank!

peAr nectAr

@Ashurahori: That's what most ladies tell me, but somehow it's always okay in the end.

Guizzy

@XCON: "31 year old nerds in basments everywhere fap with joy"

Fixed.

drunkentyger

@baccardi84: I can say that with anything, and someone somewhere will disagree with me:
"there is nothing more unsexy than food"
"there is nothing more unsexy than feet"
"there is nothing more unsexy than furries"

These "people" you speak of? I'm not sure if someone's porn preference really has all that much to do with what other people like. I would have thought most people would not want to think about whoever else is looking at what they're looking at.

How long have you been on the internet anyway? Rule 34 of the Internet, bub. "If it exists, the is porn of it," and its addendum "and someone enjoys it."

@weables: Agreed. I bet over three quarters of you have already followed the link, despite your apparent distaste for it.

@breakblossom: Also agreed, although I find it odd that people think no one buys porn. All that free porn has to come from someone buying it. O_o

Also, since when has a gaming news blog been an appropriate place to call someone a "nerd"? Am I the only one who sees the irony in that?

FalconMbuster

I would have to say that a love for gaming and a love for gaming porn would be on two totally different levels. For the former, you like it as a hobby; for the latter, you are more aroused when games are involved in sex. While it may seem like they're related, they're driven by completely different feelings.

keyrat

@breakblossom:

that's pretty crazy. flavored oxygen?

Interesting, though, that you went back to buy it. Was it simply out of curiosity?

Also, porn is pretty boring no matter how you present it. I was making the point that paying for it is just silly.

dunetiger reads kotaku, seems pleased

I have a folder on my computer called Girls and Games. And the entire folder contains pictures of women and something to do with games. Suicide girls sets where they play with controllers, Models dressed up as game characters, amateur pics of naked girls holding consoles etc.

Would I pay for geek porn? Most likely not, but I would definitely give it a look.

ItotheCtotheE

i can't say that i never paid for porn but then again i was young and stupid once.

now and days there's no reason to, with sites like pornhub you just find what you need and 5 min later move on with your life.

and the awesome thing about that xkcd comic above is that the dude actually made the site X3, to anyone not in the know, that is easily one of the greatest webcomics evar!

demonknightinuyasha

I'm humble enough to admit that I actually did a sexy geek themed photoshoot once for an internet site that I won't bother naming.

The truth is the vast majority of the girls who do these kind of photoshoots are not real gamers. They are just pretty model friends of whatever ass is trying to capitalize on what he thinks will make him some money. Most of the girls I met doing the shoot could barely turn on there computers. Also there is only so much you can do with he gaming angle. There are only so many ways you can pose all sexy like with a controller, hand held or any other gaming item before it gets boring.

roguemarvel

Pay for porn? never since I got teh internets

double you double you double you dot enpornium dot you es

friscom99

People kept mentioning Rule 34, so I felt obligated.

smartboydan is actually a fairly arrogant screen name, now that I think about it

knows her target audience well!

good marketing girl!

Justifan

I won't pay for it, but I will fap to it.

Simple_Man

Ann Angel is in my collection. She has posed with other gaming related items. She is also British, or at least speaks with a related accent.

MonkeyBiz

Gamer Porn is even more retarded than Pro Gaming.

Aye Mak Sicur

I'm probably the only one going "That girl's body fluids are going to RUIN that poor helmet!"

Dave Silva

pay? I laugh at that concept

LemonproX

also thought I would mention that I now work in adult retail and yes, people pay for porn all the time. Tho more people rent then buy, but they are still paying!

roguemarvel

People pay for porn?

Atheist Jew

The Paxil makes self touchy touchy not worth the time it takes to finish.

MojoTeq

@AntiheroKing: faaaaaaaaaaaaack

aspasticninja

Somewhat related, for the "uh-WUH??" factor: A chick in my highschool class once told she liked to masturbate while watching Hamtaro.

Sometimes people just shouldn't mix their interests.

AntiheroKing

Who looks at porn anymore??...pssshh.... -_-

showshaboy

I'm usually too busy paying for one to pay for the other.

Zadaz

@taftsearlobe33: Felicia Day is hot, though I had to google "The Guild" to find out who you're talking about. Last thing I saw her in was Dr. Horrible, which was fucking awesome.

Also, I can't really say I find those pictures appealing. I mean, DAMN, that helmet is gonna smell bad.

aspasticninja

Doesn't Japanese otaku culture already cater to the geek/nerd/gamer porn fetishes already?? I'm surprised that it took American culture this long to catch up to what Japan has been doing for decades.

Phlycheez

Humm... Interesting
* Looks over at Master Chief helmet sitting on shelf *

Quicksilver4648

Everyone knows porn on the internet is free. You just need to know where to look.
>_>
<_<
o_o
End Transmission!!!

Eliphus88

I'm going to agree with the masses here - anyone who pays for porn is probably thicker then twelve planks of well soaked wood.

toejam316

pay?.. no. look at no.

DarkTravesty

I thought the thing about geek porn was that it was a story line people thought was sexually arousing? As opposed to the actual subject matter it's self.

But... furies haven't gone away right?

EditorinChief

time to max out my credit card

it's so true, this line: porn isn't 10 perverts spending a billion dollars a year..

the_answer

Anyone else think those extensions are terrible?

P_e

When I visited the Master Chief link (I mean, come on, who can resist, MC's one of the best hero's, you gotta see him getting some poon) Ad-Aware noticed malware "Sinowal" that had been now embedded in my registry...I got rid of it.

Just a heads up for all those that do some important stuff on their PCs, like banking or work.

Al2x

I'm sorry, I can't answer the question because I'm busy masturbating to the site. Hold on a sec.

Slatz_Grobnik

Check out her dvd collection! Is that the Evil dead collector's edition I see there? Kindergarten Cop? Shame on you!

chuckbanzai

@AntiheroKing:
That completely broke me in fits of laughter..

oh dear god...

its HAMTARO!

*uhhhhhhhhhhh

Terrorsaur.

@Atheist Jew:

you could say the porn actors work harder for their work than other media performers... so you should.

Justifan

I remember when I got my very first credit card. One of the first things I did was sign up for a porn site. I don't even remember the site anymore, but I remember looking at those ever so tantalizing "preview" pages, and was convinced that it would be the greatest thing ever. Needless to say, it was a huge disappointment and it felt like someone told me there was no Santa Claus... again. Now that I am wise and jaded, whenever the urge comes, I google a generic sex word, randomly click a site and do my business, with the haunting memory of that one fateful purchase made so long ago...

Moral of the story: Do not ever pay for porn. I hope this message has scared at least one person straight.

Crabfeast

If I have one rule it is to never pay for porn. As long as the internet functions that is like paying for air, or sunshine.

Gouki4u's avatar keeps switching on him, and it's starting to make him crazy.

Okay, now that's done, it's more complicate than all that. The "porn" part of the equation is almost secondary. As has been amply and frequently noted, free porn is everywhere. (Though, of course, all you really need is a few individuals who are in the process of learning that for it to work).

This isn't fetish work in the strictest sense of the world. What this is more is lifestyle porn. I hear rumors about attractive girls who like geekery. I know a few who are married. I'm pretty sure I've never met one who was unattached. But there's this idea that such girls are out there, somewhere.

That's what people are paying for, if anything. It's not the nudity, it's the fee to maintain the dream that these chupacabras aren't entirely fictional.

Slatz_Grobnik

@blehh:

agreed. Porn stars posing with videogame items really isn't what the industry needs. I like porn, and i like videogames, but not for the same reasons, and i don't want to see them together. though, it is a bit funny.

ReconToaster

Pay for pron? I scoff at the idea!

Download for free, thats more like it.

Lol@kotaku fish

TheLAG

Sweet! Nice find.

boots555

@Shadowlayer: "Well, whoring IS the oldest profession in the world... "

And I'm a professional.

Chanthas

First I thought that maybe this doesn't work on me because I'm not big into Halo one way or the other. This must be working on somebody if they set it up, right? So I did a little thought experiment. I said "Maybe if it was Super Robot Wars." I like SRW, and it's got all that phallic imagery anyway, so maybe it'd work if, you know, it was the hot girl and the Heat Horn or something.

I paused to visualize this.

Nope. Nothin'. No response.

Lesson learned: in my brain, videogame objects are not fetish objects. For me, they even de-hot the situation. By contrast, I am attracted to nerdy girls, and I think the real fantasy being paid for is not that a beautiful geek girl exists (there are plenty), but that she wants one of us fanboys. See also: the cult of Densha Otoko.

Subbers

I'm gonna lay it down for you. Most of us on the Kotaku site have CLEARLY been into movies of the pornographic variety. It's not to say we're losers or geeks...hell I'm gonna wager a whoppin 15 percent of us have girlfriends (that's a joke...and I'm sure NO ONE reads this from a basement.) With that said however, I really don't think many people "get off" on that sort of porn. I'm gonna go on a limb and and say that just as there are people who find quadriplegia hot. But these people are so socially inept that they are doing far worse than sitting in their parents basements.
The overwhelming number of people in this world you're gonna find people who are interested in this sort of stuff, but it's generally no more a fad than "Star Wars Kid" or Ebaum's "GI Joe" Spoofs. I'd say those who do watch it don't believe it's happening and find it amusing. And those who pay for it are...well pathetic.
Most of us, and I'm sure you'll nearly all agree, get our porn free, off the internets. The way God or Lothar intended.
That or the Great Spaghetti Monster. You be the judge.
-Adam
PS I hope no one was offended by the "on a limb" quadriplegic joke. Get over it and pull yourself together. Double DOH

ApocalypseVII

@GOD: my boat is surprisingly buoyant!

interstate78

Pay for the god given right to look at Porn on the internet? No thank you. To be honest, despite my moniker I would barely go out of my way to look at gamer porn. Two clicks on a web page to get there at most.

Pornosaur

@LemonproX: Agreed. If you can navigate Kotaku, you can navigate a free porn site.

until.december

So is mastor chief giving head or is it the other way around?

daschupa

Video games and sex don't mix.

Once you turn 18, you can only choose one for the rest of your life. Now I keep my video games where my porn used to be... hidden from my girlfriend...

VakeroRokero

How is this even remotely interesting? It's as goofy as the pictures of girls covering up with game controllers.

If anything I would expect gamer fetish porn to be of the cosplay/themed variety, instead of "hey here are girls trying to be sexy with game-related objects."

Idontloveyou

I she she isn't using the Wiimote condoms they gave her. In this day and age you can't be too careful. Wrap it up, sweetheart!

ZeeBeeEss

@friscom99: It's eMpornium.

*looks around*

What? >_>

Knoxximus (360/PSN)

@taftsearlobe33: It is probably for the same reason a woman who knows much about the workings of an engine will automatically receive a plus five in the hawtness scale.

Nikongmer

@ApocalypseVII:

I couldn't help but collapse in laughter at the P.S, that was truly Priceless!

Vezroth

Boring! they need to get Vivid on this with their big budgets. Mandingo as Master Chafe and (of course) Jenna Jameson as Whoretana.. "Box Orifice Gold"

luigilogik

@xenovis: Can we get this guy banned? He's been doing nothing but grief these comment boards and the editors.

Just take a quick look at his post history.

.endejas.

I can never get into porn. Fake stuff doesnt turn me on.

djlowballer

She's plenty cute, but not a chance in hell.

Wolfers

disregarding that I don't pay for any porn at all. Be the samples given also not much of an arousal to me. The concept could appeal but what's given certainly does not.

soulofaqua

i desided to go to the web site. (im 19)...all i can say is i now have the urge to play halo...

digital_hazard

"which is part of a gallery of the very attractive Ann Angel"-wha?

Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. You must be American, like that Ann Anny or whatever she's called.
But this is coming from someone who looks at nude photography because the movement of the elegant shapes and forms inspire him, as it is art in itself.

Paying for porn is like downloading porn. Waste of money, waste of bandwidth. And what do both of these have in common with another? Even if porn is free, it's still a waste of time.

So I'm off to go draw something, maybe one day I can give back to a world so sad and lifeless people can no longer dream.

MaxChallie

I think I'll wait until they get more creative with more "obscure" game references, then I'll just download it for free somewhere...

davidWW

No. I would not pay for this.

WittyUserName

Would I pay for geek porn? No, but i would, hmm, aquire it by "other" means.

And by other I am talking about pirateing, I would steal geek porn in large amounts.

Barl

No ty :)

Shad0X

If anybody pays for this, they deserve to have their penis revoked, until they become less DUMB...

Pancho_Villasan

People still pay for porn? Madness...

JamesR87

Pay for porn?
Everyone I know gets it off limewire...
I think thats foolish, cause i get mine off of rapid share and IRC, oh and Bittorrent.

segamanxero

I don't think the addition of the master chief helmet makes these pictures more or less attractive. She's pretty hot... and also there is other stuff in the picture. Not sure what the point of this is :).

iLov3

Wouldn't last. The only people interested would be geeks. Geeks, being torrent-savvy, don't pay for porn.

Shame.

Caddon

this is so corny, gamer porn ha lol!!!!!!!!!!!

jikanganai

Straight from an episode of House:

*House walks into operating room*

Surgeon: "If you want to watch the operation there's a big observation room up there with a glass window"

*House begins to inspect the patient's vagina (for medical reasons)*

Surgeon: "And if you want to look at vaginas, there are websites for that."

House: "What, do I look like I'm made of money?"

Haunted_Coin-op

Gamer Porn lol all porn is free eventually so who cares. is this like hardcore gamer porn where there like doing the contollers and other objects lol or is it just poses with the stuff. just curious ( Ransom i would prolly stream some nintendo zapper and powerglovestuff just for a laugh.

evetssteve

Master Chief Died for this??? Sugarless Feed Bags!!!

Melhavic

@Kaizuden

Wrong dude, there aren't any really really good looking gamer girls. There are hot girls who play videogames from time to time, there are hot girlfriends of gamers who have been worn down and occasionally play games as an indulgence to their boyfriends and then there are gamer girls.
Gamer girls come in 2 groups. The horribly unattractive shut-ins who are already amply represented by male gamers and that strange breed of girl who is a best (and very often) cute but in some way deficient (I mean physically - she may also be, in fact probably is, dealing with some issues psychologically, but I definately mean physically) yet due to her placement in a group largely lacking female representation she does very well and gets her fair share of teh sweet lovin. I'm guessing you have some experience of the latter of these 2 groups, but make no mistake, however fun, sweet, confident (or not - wtvr floats your boat) and interesting you may have found them, they are *not*, I repeat *not* hotties.

rabocop

Why would anybody pay for porn? And think of Master Chief at the same time?...

Daisuash

correct me if im wrong, but i thought the $42 a month i pay for Time warner cable internet IS for pr0n?

diablofreak

@Atheist Jew: I am just as baffled as you are.

KilOMisFit

@rabocop: settle down, Mystery. Not everything is social dynamics. All sorts of beautiful people play video-games.

StratfordX

jenna haze talks up SRPGs on her PSP... this is about the sexiest thing jenna haze does, which is really saying something--she had me at stoner pornstar from fullerton... what were we talking about, again?

StratfordX

She's squating on the Chief!!

HOW DARE SHE!!!

freemonk

I don't pay for porn or for my games, what the hell makes you think I'd start paying for both?

Covert_Knight

No, I wouldn't be liking this. Even though it's with real people centered around gaming and gaming characters, it'd weird me out the same way anime porn does.

kylo4

Wow, society has just became a little more retarded... Congratz

Bitten_Dead

@ .endejas.:

By requesting the banning of Xenovis all you're doing is requesting that someone be banned for failing to share your opinion. He's entitled to dislike the reporting. Doesn't make him right. Also doesn't mean he can't say it.

I don't claim to read countless gaming sites, however it isn't an unfair assumption to think that those whose job it is to report on gaming and related topics might very well be expected to read other sites to know what classifies as "current news".

This is in no way an endorsement of the manner in which Xenovis has expressed their opinion. If they find the news here to be outdated, they can no doubt read one of the countless other gamer news sites they apparently enjoy regularly.

Crotonhurst

Well to put it simply, I am a gamer, I love games. I do not have a game fetish. It's two very different things to me.

I don't like the image this gives to gamers.

cosmetic_music

Yawn...

Fujoshi

Meh. Having some harlot prance around posing with a Master Chief helmet does not gamer-aimed pron make. At least in my opinion.

Now, some harlot prancing around an actual Master Chief and doing a little more than posing would make for some fine work.

Hell, there's plenty of other stuff from the Halo universe that could make for excellent porn, but that really requires either massive production values or an artist.

Withmyrice

I love this girl not so much into the halo gaming stuff but the chick is very mattressable thats for sure.

evetssteve

im sure it could be done well. i am sure theres plenty of us who would like to see pornstars doing some erotic-cosplaying as your favorite videogame heroin.

joeloliol

Ewwwwww. Hopefully someone bathed that helmet in Lysol or incinerated it after she was done.

Wubbytoes

@breakblossom: do you remember who made the flavored oxygen you saw? just curious, as I know someone in that business

seafisch

I wouldn't pay for it, but if this means more hot chicks cosplaying as anime and video game characters, I'm not going to complain. I for damn sure wouldn't complain if I saw Liz Vicious cosplay as Tira, or Amy.

Bricked

seriously anyone who has to pay for the kind of porn to twist ur twitter (heh) is far enough into it to warrant professional help

smoke731mcb

The only i can see that a gamer would fantisize about this is a girl like that in a room like his own with systems and shit laying around. but that room is way to clean tho.

invaderbacca

Look if i want to see porn i'm not PAYING for it. And do i really want to see a girl Humping a plastic master cheif head. Sorry no.

Barf#1

I have no problem admitting that I watch porn.

If you attempt, at any point in your life, to insinuate that I pay to watch pornographic materials... well good sir, I receive your thrown gauntlet. You may consider it returned in kind. We shall meet at the western gate at dawn. Inform your second that rapiers are the only acceptable weapon here; this duel shall not end until one of us is slain.

Until the morrow, we shall have no further discourse. Good day to you!

Sqube

wtf now let y da hell would I pay for that???

ShadowScale

After checking out the site. I can honestly say "No, I would not pay"..

What the lady is doing, looks stupid more than sexy. Hey this is just my humble opinion though.

It'd be better if there was a guy dressed as MC.. or wearing the helmet with the woman.. and to show what he was thinking, emotion icons would pop up on his visor so the viewer could see em.

At least that would be funny which could turn into hot?

--Core--

I wouldn't pay because eventually it would be leaked to free sites. But I'd be willing to watch quality stuff. In fact, I think it would be great if they started focusing on our faction (yes, that's what I'm gonna call us). Everything else is so over done, time for some new material.

Ryodestined