Damn, too bad George Takei's married now... that's enough to go gay over. I'll just pretend Tim Curry's in the game boat.

Space_Cakes

HQ video madness: [ve3d.ign.com]

Awesome awesome:D.

jel0man

I've been playing the beta for a bit, and it's pretty fun, but I'm really itching for the single player campaign, now.

That trailer was masterful.

Jenny's shirt isn't nearly tight enough nor uplifting enough. Additionally, I was really hoping Kelly Hu would be Yuriko Omega and not the Japanese Comm Officer. *sigh*

Scratch that. You know who would be the best fucking Yuriko ever? DO YOU? YOU DON'T! I'll tell you. Chiaki Kuriyama. Holy shit.

Atheist Jew

@djbrandon: With the exception of Jenny McCarthy, I agree completely.

@Chadders: Yeah. She's on my list of "women that, as a guy, I'm apparently supposed to find super hot, but who look like cheap skanks". Not far below Megan Fox.

seafisch

@Grumpz®: JK Simmons - Yeah he still creeps me out from OZ. It took a while to see him as a loveable dad in Juno.

FriedConsole

What the frack is that about? Transvestite Transilvania invading some country with female clothing shortages, sans music?

I hope gameplay is A LOT better that the cutscenes...

EloraHRanma

Fuck yes, that hand scene where they erase Einstein bring back amazing memories of RA1. Well done EA, well fucking done!

DigiMish

Awesome!!! I would be pissed if they took the cutscenes seriously. It is sad that every video game has these lame CGI, no-fun, boring cutscenes these days. I'll never forget when that dude gets shot out of nowhere in the original C&C. (Or was it Red Alert?)

FriedConsole

Solid Gold

Vash108

Kudos to Casting.

djbrandon

Fucking hell.

PVC uniforms for Soviet solder babes with oversize guns? Is this fanfiction or something?

Then you see Jenny as Tanya and realise this is the RTS game that the Wayans Bros. would make. :(

Chadders

Wow, so many famous faces! And Johnathan Pryce popping up was probably the most unexpected!

But yes, Tim Curry is a minor god.

"Wilderness Girls!"

Meldy

That was so hammy, and so very awesome.

"Wanna send those Commies running back to their mommies?" FTW!

Zero_Beat

Sold.

half-beast

Hell yes.

Schmatz

Volkwagon's in da house! (Peter Stormare)

SigmundTheSeaMonster

FUCKING

AWESOME.

warxsnake

Too fucking funny! I would totally download the movie if it were one...

chaos242

This videogame trailer looks better than most movie trailers

ViciousViper

I'm eating this stuff up! Now I absolutely must-have RA3. Before it was just must-reserve.

Really the only person (in my mind) who'd be able to replace Gen. Carville is JK Simmons.

ServiceMaster

nobody mentioned how awesome JK Simmons is yet? He's like one of the hardest working guys in Hollywood, in everything.

And he's the yellow M & M.

Grumpz®

SULU!!!! I have to say that i am very excited.

RubberBear

Man, George Takei, some cleavage shots and Tyranids too. This has been a great week for RTS!

stoneagedan

Isn't that Jonathan Pryce as the Air Force general too? Quite the all-star cast!

NiceMissMayonnaise

This is great. Beyond great. Better than any of the other C&C cut-scenes.

Anyone remember Renegade's CGI cut-scenes? Laughably disastrous.

xAnarChisTx

I'm getting this just for Tim Curry. The man is Midas to anything he's in. I think this might be the first C&C that doesn't make me want to vomit from over/under acting and dumb lines. Bravo.

Arlips

Haha, I love it. At least they haven't changed things fully. Do you think they told them to purposely act bad?

Fonzythedog

They're nailing it so far :D

frostcircus

Hehe, I really like these small movies between missions. I liked them in c&c3 and I'll like them in red alert 3. I don't know why though, the atrocious awesome acting, the fact that it might 'immerse' me a bit more or maybe because they are just fun to watch :p.

marlblank

Crapping hell. Tim Curry? British Fox who I'm not used to hearing quite-so-english? Sulu? Yep. I think I may have just gotten excited again. Dammit.

XanderSan

Holy fucking shit! Thats awesome :D:D

coffeehair

@reekon: Not that I don't like Jenny, but she could have been a different character, and they should have kept Kari.

reekon

Oh god that is some of the hammyest acting ive scene,the russian accents are the most cringworthy since Sean Connery in red october.And so it fits in with the c&c red alert universe.Cant wait for it to come out now

kelder

I saw "George Takei", "Tim Curry", and "Peter Stormare" ... That was enough too sell this game to me twice.

mphz

Oh man. Awesome. Terrifically campy. Stormare and Curry's accents seal the deal.

AlmightyZiG

Wow, I didn't expect to see so many familiar faces.

I guess EA took the feedback seriously that cutscenes are part of what the fans want from C&C, especially Red Alert.

Shame that they replaced Tanya though...

reekon

It's no BSG/Starship Troopers C&C 3 cast, that's for sure.

cdammers

Tanya.... blonde?????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Well, Mr.Zulu is here so i wouldnt worry too much, i would have loved it if they got Lucy Liu instead of Kelly, oh well... maybe next time.

Fauxe

Please please please port this game to Mac!

Dr.Peace

@rezlow: 'getting silly' ? Did you never play any previous Red Alert? (or cnc for that matter) They've always been like this - and this doesn't make the good wargame, the gameplay does which is so far fantastic.
These videos are a nice extra on top, not meant to steal the show from the game itself.

coffeehair

@Dayspring: Dr. Freaking Frankenfurter. ^_^

twinturbo2

Holy crap! is that mr. Zulu?

Fenian

I love the subtle generic chinese soundbite when the music's fading out at the end.

I might actually buy this, I haven't bought a C&C since the original :D

RandolphCarter

We can all do with more Gina Carano.

BebopBlue

I'm sorry, tits and skin do not a good war game make. Don't get me wrong, I like tits and skin, but this is getting silly. As if gaming in general isn't frowned on enough.

rezlow

Jonathan Pryce! He could act the rest of them in to obscurity blindfold.

X201

Tim Curry? Sold.

Dayspring

Yea, C&C always reminds me of some lame ass action or sci fi movie. That occasionally has hot chicks.

OiScout

@Agnates:
The cheesyness is the whole point.

stchoo

@seafisch: Well, it's not like I don't find her attractive. But as Tanya? Total miscast.

Red Alert 2 is the game that turned the actual plotline to rubbish anyway, with the Romanovs coming back to power and taking over Mexico, so RA3 is probably not going to do anything to remedy that. It would be too much to expect.

Chadders

This Saturday, on the Sci Fi Channel!

ElijahDProphet

Anyone else getting a SF movie cheesyness vibe from this? I think it's the costumes, how fake and "clean" they look, obviously only created and worn for these scenes.

Cool stuff.

Agnates

@Mister Adequate:

Fuck'n awesome!

Congratulations on your promotion.

IceCold

That would make for an awesome B-Action Movie

fishbonez

@FriedConsole: Seth? Yeah that part was awesome.

+ Watch video

Mister Adequate

There needs to be a disclaimer with this post stating that the cutscenes are done this way ON PURPOSE and that they're par for course with C&C games and the fans LOVE it. Yeeesh.

Anyway, hilarious. I hate RTS games but...I may have to pick this one up.

kseezy

That totally sold it for me.

M.A.S.

Hahaha holy shit that was perfect. Absolutely perfect. EA made up for Generals with Tib Sun, but this is just... this is going to be awesome.

Mister Adequate

@rezlow:
Never seen any B - class action movies, have you?
As stchoo said, this is how it normally should be.

Go look up some C&C3 - movies to get an indication of what it is like, and leave the inner e-critic at home while you do :p.

marlblank

that looks terrible

Arkos

maaaan i wish i was better at playing the command & conquer series, cause this looks neat. Plus Tim Curry = EPIC win

DarthMetalHope

Kick ass.

That's all that needs to be said.

CCCombobreaker

That's the greatest thing I ever saw.

And I once saw a robot steer a spaceship with his ass.

Kazzahdrane

you know it could be the best thing since,well, red alert 2

moon1990

@fishbonez: Yeah, your right. It makes it look a lot more like one than a game.

SylvyLombax

@fishbonez:

I would have to agree. Commies and mommies. Oh man "Touch Nothing!". Bring me back to that film Armageddon XD.

Takei is on, that is also great.

RtFusion

I hope the first thing Peter Stormare said when they offered him the part was: "Ve vant ze money, Riccitiello. Or tomorrow vee come back und cut off your johnson. I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON! Ja, your viggly penis, Riccitiello."

NunianVonFuch

just when i thought they couldn't possibly do better than C&C3...

OMG OMG OMG OMG

... yes, i am giggling like a schoolgirl

TiberianViper

That somehow gave me goosebumps. I cannot wait to play this just for the campy cutscenes.

All hail emperor Takei!

Boozerz

@Dr.Peace: wat? mac's run on pc components now, you can just duel-boot-install windows on a mac.

no need to wait! :)

Onizuka-GTO

@Mister Adequate:
Ah... *that* scene... SO FULL OF EPIC WIN! That was such an OMG moment, and Kane is just teh sex. ;)

Furiursa

I was on the fence about this game.......until I saw that. I am going to preorder it right now.

The hallmark of the old Westwood days, the campy, cheesy cutscenes, are back, baby. I can't wait to play this now.

KillerBee

Mmmm...Gina Carano...

The things I would let her do to me...She could kick my ass anyday and I would gladly ask for more.

GlazedDonut2186

Wow...

Did i just see.. submarines turn into airplanes? CRAZY

wicko

Do. Fucking. Want.

RichardChaos

Wow, this was great. Can't wait to get the game in my hands

I_Hate_This_Place

And gemma is a goddes

spaz33

I NEED A RED ALERT MOVIE ASAP!

spaz33

Holy Balls.

Watched that and it gave me the cold chills. One of the greatest series ever. This needs to be out *NOW*.

1969intheSunshine

Awesome!!! But seeing JK Simmons sitting in that chair only reminded me of the spiderman movies. I was almost was waiting for one of his "Bring me spiderman" rants. LOL

MURDERFACE

No one has mentioned Gemma Atkinson yet. She is pretty hot!

She has a phenomenal rack too!

Check it!

[nullchance.com]

MIDI_EVIL

At this rate Red Alert 4 is going to be a porn flick.

Ed_209

@BebopBlue: @GlazedDonut2186:

Amen to that, brothers. Amen.

Trilocaine

PETER STORMARE 08

Lingxor

@rezlow:

If they weren't cheesy, they wouldn't be C&C

brokenscope

I totally didn't care until I read the name "J.K. Simmons."

Kenshi_Ryden

"I was Putin charge..."

Okay...

Scherzkeks

@reekon: You know how old Kari is now? :)

sailingtonorway

Ooooooooooooooooooh god crush is in it... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOD *fap fap fap*

combatmedic77

Tim Curry and George Takei!

DigitalHero

EMperor Takei - oh so good!!!

lumpi

Oh man. This is so awesome. J. Jonah Jameson!

Placentasaurus

I am sorry, but the British are by far the coolest looking!!! Jonathan Pryce! Gemma Atkinson!! The whole game looks nice & polished! I hope its a bit easier that C&C 3. Some fine female talent in there too!! Lol, good old EA, catering to the nerds!

Connobi

Day one sale for me. Although with George Takei out of the closet and all, I really can't see him leading an empire, but oh well. Awesome cast otherwise.

And maybe I'm wrong here, but isn't that Andrew Divoff about 47 seconds in? I sure hope so. He needs more eyepatch. Mikhail ftw!

Tyber_Zann

Plot and characters seems to be from some awesome porn movie.

Willy

I love all the little kids that just don't get that's how its supposed to look. I really don't get all these people who don't realize cheesy is awesomely funny, I mean its why speed racer was a such a good movie haha

Kickers

I KNEW Mikhail didn't die!

thefuryone

@Mister Adequate:

Haha. By far one of the best videos in C&C. The best involving Kane.

moe84

Impressive. This game should rock. Have been waiting for the sequel to the C&C Red Alert line for a while. It's about time!

I had my doubts when I first heard of Jenny Mc. having a role in the game. But looking at what she is going to be playing, it could work. As for the rest of the cast, pure win.

Way to go EA, way to go. =)

moe84

Is it wrong of me to root for Japan?

johnnyichiban

Sweet. Love those live-action FMVs from C&C series.

neo177117

lol at this trailer. i gotta admit though hot chicks + peter who was in prison break has me at least partially stoked for this game.

maraxusofk

Awesome, Tim Curry doing a real time warp...

+ Watch video

Gaff

@Willy:

*shudders*
George, and all of the other men naked.

Not even Jenny could smooth over those wrinkles...

moe84

Looks great, but I was hoping Tanya would still be Kari Wuhrer.

Puff

I'd have guessed this was a movie if I just saw the cast list.
JK Simmons is a totally awesome and underrated actor, too. From leader of a skinhead prison gang (Oz) to clinical psychologist and expert witness for the district attorney (Law & Order), there's no role this guy can't play... involving prison.

BruzeWayne

LOL, holy crap, as far as I (and probably most games/gamers) are concerned, this is an all star incredible cast!

AnujSuper9

That's a pretty sweet cast. I have no idea how they managed to get so many people who could make a buck anywhere to sign onto a videogame. I thought CnC3 had scored, but the Lord of Darkness and Sulu on their own trump the lot of em.

Cultivar

Seriously, this game is going to rule...

flukielukie

That's alot of cheese! (Yummy!)

Harfold

So wait..

Sulu, James Jonah Jameson, Tim Curry -- who has no end of distinguishable roles -- in a video game..?

Wait. Command and Conquer. Ah how I miss those funny videos! Its what sets the game apart from other RTS games -- its both seriously fun and seriously funny.

I think..i just might..have to download the demo when it comes out....

plutoknight

Jonathan Pryce!!!!! YAY!!!

bysty

Hey they got that Russian cosmonaut from Armageddon, "I'm a Russian hero!".

Veridis_Quo

@Gaff: You totally beat me to it. Bonus points if they -actually- manage to work in a line referencing that, somehow.

Of course, I'm also hoping they get the emperor of Japan to say, "Oh, -my-." at least once.

EmpressInYellow

@Fauxe: Oh man, you are sooo wrong:

Kelly > Lucy x 1000

Oh, and it's spelled Sulu, not Zulu.

kftgr

Tim Curry plays Pennywise the clown in Stephen Kings 'IT'. That scared the f**k out of me when I was a kid. This will be so awesome!

Darcii

It has Crush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm bought!

(The other gals helped too)

Great Merol

Your plan is working, Master!

I knew it would...

Soon, the Video Game industry will own ALL of Hollywood AND the Music industry!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Imaginer

nice...

now, i realy wanted this game

dozus

LOL @ "Don't touch anything!" it looks carbon copied from Armaggedon lol

mcdoomer

Oooh Jonathan Pryce.

Spawnofmoose

@mphz:

Totally agree, I'm pretty damn glad they didn't also go the 'easy' route and go with some time traveling nazi's or something.

I'm eagerly awaiting this one.

Twoniner