But..can it steal your captions???

Ragarnok

sweeet I love the tenchu series. its freakin awesome

chaos_isnt_here

The last line instantly lets you know which editor wrote this. Keep it up, brilliant!

awwyeadatsright

Seems fun, and the cat behaves like a cat. If it makes the game good, I'm all for it.

Ashurahori

Well, ok.
A cat is fine too.

LOLcat macro in 3... 2... 1...

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

also this series just jumped the shark,

ruba-dub-dub

@JoRo1986: AND it wouldn't run out of batteries for that matter, and it could just eat the rats crawling in all those vents...

JoRo1986

@resetbutton: My thoughts exactly... Seriously--I remember when this game used to be innovative and, you know, kick ass. Now they have... cats? What the hell?

September

Reminds me of the Mk. II and Mk. III from MGS4. Now that I think about it, a cat would've been better because you wouldn't be able to send it "out of range." Damn Otacon taking control away from me!

JoRo1986

i prefer ninja dogs.

ruba-dub-dub

I don't know if I like the idea of teaching kids that shaking a cat is how you get it to enter "stealth mode".

zdevex

Bahahaha, I wonder how long before an animal rights groups target this game because it "promotes violence towards animals." I can also seem them mentioning how the target audience for this game is children, since it's a Wii title.

DirtySyko

@GrrSnort:

Either that or another Otogi follow-up.

beem

@Dakkonfire:

mmmm yeah I can haz keyzburger.
Kill me now.

coffinmouth

@maniacmayhem:

Very much agreed. I'm not to familiar with what the Wii is capable of... but is this really representative of the graphic capability of the Wii? If so, I am not impressed. I thought it could do better.

gerrylum

this is one of those thing we definetely dont want to do. teach animals the deadly art of the ninja. i mean if we do soon they will rise and judgement day will be at hand... and on that note i for one welcome our pussy overlords. :| thats right i went there

@Suda51: the cows are taking back what was once theirs.

Milkzhakes

@Michael McWhertor:

This is exactly the kind of story I can take places but I've been walking around all day with my guts hanging out due to something indecent you did to me. A nice entry point like "pussy action" is wasted on me now :(

...

I remembered the last game in this series: Tenchu-Z. After playing that demo, it took hours of washing my eyes to stop the burning. It seems they haven't changed much but then again, it's a Wii game.

okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)

I can haz ninjaz skillz?

Quicksilver4648

They should remove all humans from the game and rename it "Pussy Action"

crunks

It beter have 1:1 cat shaking like the video made it look like.

liquid_kore

This is a Wii game right?

ManlyVGnoob

Pussy action is serious business.

robstandard

I'm training my cat to do that!

CockroachMan

A million weeaboo just creamed their pants.

Baka_Survivor

I wish that From Software would just stop creating the trainwreck that is the Tenchu series and just start making a Chromehounds sequel.

GrrSnort

Ninja kitteh iz ninja. But not all black -- no, kitty is half white and still manages stealth. Mad skillz.

This would totally give my cats ideas, I'm afraid. They're already ninja enough.

Evil Tortie's Mom

This one belongs on PS3/360.

beem

I don't mean to be a graphics whore and i know the Wii isn't capable of super atomic sugar looks. But that clip just looked extra horrible and I know the Wii can do so much better.

maniacmayhem

This trailer fails to undo what 10 previous games have piled on.

sits

i dont know where to be excited that they read my letter, or blame myself for helping ruin the chances of the first good tenchu game since uh, part 2.
im gonna go ahead and blame nintnedo, its easier.

TheIrishNinja

what have they done too tenchu!!!

resetbutton

Avoid the action and pain by deploying your faithful cat who can not be harmed, kills enemies by attacking their jugular, and can be used for an unlimited time.

Only on Wii! :D

Ryumeka

im sure she keeps that cat in her pants as a inventory item.

kitsuneconundrum

Wow...ninja cats? I would like to be the one that announces how doomed we are when animals start all going ninja on us. All the ninja cows getting there sweet sweet revenge...

Suda51

@jaws3people0: Darn, you got to it before I did lol

BlueWizard422

i haz sneekeenz skillz

jaws3people0

hello? baxter! wait, what are you doing? no, no nooooOoOOO!

sqoon

Pretty cool and the cat did a move that reminded me of the Morphball.

Bluejuan85

There's gotta be a LOLCat in there somewhere.. any takers?

Dakkonfire

Nice, but looks gimmicky.

Tracid

I remember playing Tenchu on PS1/2 and really enjoying it.. then playing a demo of one of the newer ones from Xbox live and wanting to kill myself.

hamandcheeseUK

"....expect serious pussy action." LOL
Can be taken as many things =P

On-topic now, Tenchu always seemed to be lacking something...maybe this solved it. Maybe..

xMatt

The original Tenchu was one of my all time favorite games. I didn't even have to play more than the first mission over and over to get my ninja fix on. I don't know what to make of the series anymore after the last one that came out on xbox 360.

Pornosaur

Yeah, I got the red key here... Hwuh..Hwuh..Hwuh..Hwuh..1sec..Hwuh..
Hwuh..Hwuh..Hwackckck..
Hwuh..Hwuh.. got any sand around?

SeedyXX

Make one for the bloody PS3. I BEG OF YOU. I don't care if it will be as good/bad as Tenchu Senran (Z). I liked that one. No joke. I beat it.

PLEASE make one oh dear Raptor Jesus! :(

Candlejack

I was already going to buy this game, but now I just might buy two.

@Candlejack: I liked it also. I beat it too.

@hamandcheeseUK: I thought the demo sucked too, but somehow the full game was great.

Billkwando

I shall remain cautiously optimistic about this. It's been far too long since I've had a fill of ninja action.

Silent Predator

Pl;ease don't suck, please don't suck...

I was Tenchu God back in the day. Grand Master'd everything with every character, had every line memorized, etc. I was a fanatic.

But lately, not so much. Though I wish they'd port that Tenchu PSP to the states sometime. importing is a bitch for me.

GwennBlackfeather

haha that's awesome, i will definitely gamefly that just out of sheer curiosity.

demonknightinuyasha

I remember a time when I would get excited for new Tenchu games.

Lingxor

This series seems to be on an unstoppable downward spiral. Poor Tenchu. You were actually innovative when you first appeared. Now...now we're waggling at the screen controlling a ninja cat. Where did we go wrong with you?

SG_Mahonay

@Billkwando:

I think I might said "two" or "too" two too many times in that post.

Billkwando

@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): Sorry, but there's only so much wet anus I can handle.

Michael McWhertor

I you get to use cats maybe the baddies can as well. We can only hope that there may be some sweet pussy on pussy action.

kuroturtle

They should introduce some roosters, and have them fight. We'd get some nice pussy and cock action.

Seita

i love it.
i wish there was a whole game
like that.

not catz.
i want one where you control the cat.
run around.
save the world.

Sullyville

Any guard that leaves a key on the floor deserves to be vivisected by Rikimaru.

Eirias

ow my eyes! was that a gameboy game or something blech!
But atleast we will finally be able to play with pussy in a video game ;)

yardguy00

Ok, why in the hell did Acquire go back to Tenchu after making the much better Shinobido Imashime series?

DiabloTerrorGF

shakin' my bum.....findin' ur keyz

Cell9song

I love it. Yes Ninja Cat haz some ninja skillz

alfredofroylan

so no Pirate dog then?

CSanjuro

Ninja Cat is Win

Being able to shake Ninja Cat using wii-mote is Double Win.

If you can shoot projectile hairballs (or shurikens and lightning) it will be Flawless Winnery.

Ryodestined

Rolling cat rolls. Long cat is long. Don't get it twisted.

alby13

what the fuck is this!?

LemonproX

Tenchu Ninja Cats VS Samurai Pizza Cats

FIGHT!

Chef

I can't tell if that is ridiculous or awesome. Or both.

sir_carrot

Oh cool,I see that you have to shake your cat around before it goes into ninja mode.Well that explains a lot,gotta to try that now...If I could just find that stupid cat...

Chibirazi

I think this game looks awesome.

GOOD TENCHU: 1, 2, 3(WoH) & FS
BAD TENCHU: XBox, PSP & DS

... see? it's not complicated.

this is the original team working with the main storyline - if you liked the original games you won't be disappointed.

I promise controlling a cat will be less than 1% of the gameplay. feel free to quote me on that.

Crash36

bravo sir for 'pussy action', bravo

EmeraldCockroach

Insta-buy. I don't care what anyone says. This is a super insta-buy.

Channing

i dont see what everyones angry about, crash said the cat would be "less than 1%" of the gameplay.

roflwaffles

I don't understand what this is all about, but its making me fucking wet.

warrenlee

Looks like a PS1 game. I totally expect a PSP or PS2 port at some point.

@CSanjuro: Pirates have parrots, which are birds, so ninjas naturally had to one-up them with cats. If pirates get dogs, it'll lead to full-scale escalation, which can only end in pirate sharks and ninja ligers. Then god help us all.

They'd better be invincible, or that's no Tenchu cat!
How many times have I been spotted by a cat only to put like 10 shuriken into it to no effect...

fuchikoma

this is just so funny!

Sneakin skillz, I gots em!

I wish Tenchu would be the game that it can be. As far as the cats go though. DO WANT!

AsWater

This is so incredibly awesome.

...what?

WarlordPayne