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Jack Thompson is so Disbarred.... How Disbarred Is He?
Posted by Brian Crecente at 12:00 AM on September 27, 2008
I'm not the type to get joy out of someone else's misfortune. Over the years Jack Thompson and I have built up a rapport of sorts, but that's bound to happen when you email with a person for upwards of four years. While Thompson tends to go off the deep end, and off on me, whenever I've tried to get into a deep conversation with him or do a standard interview, I still find his persistence and point of view fascinating.
That all being said, there is a game of sorts being played on Twitter right now that is 110 percent awesome. It appears that Lore Sjoberg, once of Kotaku and always of kicking the internet's arse, started it up by Twittering:
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even allowed to approach the bench at a picnic table.
and
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even file briefs in his underwear drawer.
Which was followed by:
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even practice the law of gravity.
and about a bazillion other Twitters by other people making me laugh until my sides hurt. A few of my favorites:
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, sharks can eat him without violating the tenets of professional courtesy.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he isn't even allowed to read Shakespeare.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even play basketball because it's on a court!
The full list of Twittered So Disbarred jokes can be found on the link.
So Disbarred [Twitter]
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i_am_ben
Posted 12:21 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't impersonate a sheep!
i_am_ben
Dr.Chocobo
Posted 12:21 AM 27/9/08
JimmyNice
gwangi
enewtabie(Future LittleBigPlanet Master Creationist)
Aye Mak Sicur
All of these are awesome.
Dr.Chocobo
Edge of Blade
Posted 12:20 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, even his wife is rejecting his pleadings.
Edge of Blade
Murrytmds
Posted 12:20 AM 27/9/08
that shakespeare one took me a moment but damn that was pretty clever.
Murrytmds
nastygamer
Posted 12:20 AM 27/9/08
John Thompson is so disbarred he couldn't motion a Wiimote.
nastygamer
Kazzahdrane
Posted 12:19 AM 27/9/08
@Aye Mak Sicur: Ahahaha! Excellent!
Kazzahdrane
JimmyNice
Posted 12:18 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he's been turned down as the new assistant to Harvey Birdman
JimmyNice
gwangi
Posted 12:17 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, Blockbuster won't even let him rent The Client.
gwangi
Dr.Chocobo
Posted 12:16 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even allowed to garnish a pizza.
Dr.Chocobo
armless-phelan
Posted 12:14 AM 27/9/08
@sqlrob: Shakespeare is known as "the Bard."
armless-phelan
Rampage
Posted 12:12 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is do disbarred he can't even break off a piece of that kit kat bar. :x
Rampage
CountingConflict
Posted 12:11 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disBARred, he had to stop drinking in public.
CountingConflict
sqlrob
Posted 12:11 AM 27/9/08
"Jack Thompson is so disbarred he isn't even allowed to read Shakespeare"
OK, I don't get this one. Can someone explain it. "is allowed" I would get (First, kill all the lawyers), isn't I don't.
sqlrob
enewtabie(Future LittleBigPlanet Master Creationist)
Posted 12:11 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred,he can't represent himself in People's court.
enewtabie(Future LittleBigPlanet Master Creationist)
Aye Mak Sicur
Posted 12:09 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he couldn't subpoena colada!
I love that one.
Aye Mak Sicur
Mr_Raccoon
Posted 12:09 AM 27/9/08
@PapaBear434:
Same here
Mr_Raccoon
AndrewG009
Posted 12:08 AM 27/9/08
We all new this day would come, but being this funny, I couldn't have seen that coming if Jack Thompson hadn't been so disbarred.
AndrewG009
PapaBear434
Posted 12:06 AM 27/9/08
@Grumpz®:
That's exactly what I was thinking, actually. Funny at first, then you just wish it to be done.
PapaBear434
Grumpz®
Posted 12:05 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can only watch the first half of Law and Order.
Grumpz®
SaanZ
Posted 12:04 AM 27/9/08
Someone needs to make a site.
SaanZ
I Have No Name
Posted 12:03 AM 27/9/08
All these jokes are full of win. Can't stop laughing. :P
I Have No Name
Grumpz®
Posted 12:01 AM 27/9/08
lol, the new chuck norris joke. I like it!
Grumpz®
Zaxxon Q Blaque
Posted 12:43 AM 27/9/08
@TRT-X: ROFL! Best one! ^_^
Zaxxon Q Blaque
Modus_Operandi
Posted 12:40 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he cant practice law in the State of Florida! Ha!
Modus_Operandi
Facemeat
Posted 12:40 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, his OBJECTION!'s to the meat loaf last night went completely unnoticed...
Facemeat
Vecha
Posted 12:39 AM 27/9/08
@Modus_Operandi:
Ate all his "facts"?
Vecha
hrunting
Posted 12:38 AM 27/9/08
@Edge of Blade: HAHAHAHAHA I approve. I approve.
hrunting
WhitePoop
Posted 12:37 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disemvoweled... wait.
WhitePoop
fox01313
Posted 12:37 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that he can't go into the hammer section of Home Depot/Lowe's without experiencing post traumatic stress disorder, Tourette syndrome, bed wetting & hopefully cranial detonation.
fox01313
Vecha
Posted 12:35 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred...that....like...he can't even..be emBARrassed!
Vecha
b1t0
Posted 12:35 AM 27/9/08
@Grumpz®: lol
b1t0
Edge of Blade
Posted 12:33 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, Ifrit won't respond to his summons.
Edge of Blade
WhiskeyJak
Posted 12:33 AM 27/9/08
Always follow your "Jack Thompson is so disabarred" jokes with:
www.instantrimshot.com
WhiskeyJak
Modus_Operandi
Posted 12:31 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson's mom is sooo fat she.....oh wait....
Modus_Operandi
Edge of Blade
Posted 12:28 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, Starbucks turns him away for a lack of grounds.
Edge of Blade
ShaggyB
Posted 12:27 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he cant even PRACTICE good hygiene.... as it requires a BAR of soap.
oooo i got a 2fer there (two for one)
ShaggyB
Edge of Blade
Posted 12:27 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't hit the weak point for massive damages.
Edge of Blade
TRT-X
Posted 12:25 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can no longer practice law!
...
Aww crap I suck at this.
TRT-X
acez2087
Posted 1:03 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that the only prosecution he takes part in is by the Florida Police Department.
acez2087
repoman123
Posted 1:02 AM 27/9/08
@TRT-X: hahaha brilliant!!
repoman123
Vorpal
Posted 1:02 AM 27/9/08
@Modus_Operandi: Whaaat, come on, "appeal an orange" is one of the better ones up here.
Vorpal
LoopyChew
Posted 1:02 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even order in a food court.
LoopyChew
Great Merol
Posted 1:01 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't wear a football helmet
Great Merol
Zero_Beat
Posted 1:01 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't go to most dine-in restaurants.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he needs to have some remodling done in his house.
Zero_Beat
fecalchaos
Posted 1:00 AM 27/9/08
That whole twitter thread has exploded. There's entries getting posted every few seconds. It's like a meme supernova.
fecalchaos
LoopyChew
Posted 12:59 AM 27/9/08
@Edge of Blade: Ouch, particularly when you realize his wife is dying of cancer.
LoopyChew
Brimful
Posted 12:58 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he has been ordered to stop playing 3.5 and move on to 4.0
Brimful
Modus_Operandi
Posted 12:58 AM 27/9/08
@Facemeat:
So what firm do you work for?
Modus_Operandi
Shandy706
Posted 12:57 AM 27/9/08
"Jack Thompson is so disbarred, they won't even let his kids have recess."
LMAO!!!!!
Shandy706
LordBowserKoopa
Posted 12:57 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that he can't even play on a jungle gym.
LordBowserKoopa
Edge of Blade
Posted 12:57 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he doesn't walk like Dr. Evil anymore.
Edge of Blade
greyhoundbus
Posted 12:56 AM 27/9/08
Hey, a meme that didn't start at 4chan.
greyhoundbus
Chewbenator
Posted 12:56 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred they can't scan his items at the checkout line.
Chewbenator
Facemeat
Posted 12:55 AM 27/9/08
@Modus_Operandi:
*looks at previous "joke"*
Clearly everyone who works in a law firm has the sense of humor of a lima bean.
Facemeat
Heliophage
Posted 12:54 AM 27/9/08
@Grumpz®:
Nice.
Heliophage
KindaGamey
Posted 12:54 AM 27/9/08
Damn. Well, mine were original at the time I was typing them. Guess I took too long.
KindaGamey
KindaGamey
Posted 12:53 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he's having trouble with his hearing.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred there's no motion in his ocean.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred even kids wont play with him during recess.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred even his banana has no appeal.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even do a crosswalk examination.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred even his wife claims he wrongfully discharged.
KindaGamey
duckmouth
Posted 12:53 AM 27/9/08
@TRT-X: Best one yet IMO
duckmouth
goatmale
Posted 12:52 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, his wife left him.
goatmale
fugit
Posted 12:51 AM 27/9/08
@Grumpz®: This
fugit
Brimful
Posted 12:49 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, even his kids have to stay inside at recess.
Brimful
Modus_Operandi
Posted 12:49 AM 27/9/08
Ok seriously these are getting stupid. And not haha stupid either. I work in a law firm and I can attest that lawyers have the sense of humor of a lima bean.
Modus_Operandi
Jun581 won't give you tree fiddy!!
Posted 12:49 AM 27/9/08
@Modus_Operandi: That is classic. I just watching old In-Living color episodes too with those "you momma so" skits. LOL!
Jun581 won't give you tree fiddy!!
Jun581 won't give you tree fiddy!!
Posted 12:47 AM 27/9/08
@Facemeat: I can see why. That meat loaf I had last night was awesome. :)mmmm...meatloaf.
Jun581 won't give you tree fiddy!!
Jun581 won't give you tree fiddy!!
Posted 12:46 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even appeal an orange.
Although his unwarranted persistence and contempt of judges almost made him don a Orange Jumpsuit, if you know what I mean.
Jun581 won't give you tree fiddy!!
alaren
Posted 1:24 AM 27/9/08
I don't Twitter... but I don't see this one:
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't cross himself.
alaren
mentok1982
Posted 1:23 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that now he is a "Jack of all trades..." except one.
The "one" being working as a lawyer.
mentok1982
Solaricide
Posted 1:20 AM 27/9/08
That's for anyone who remembers that PVP letter that's gone missing.
Solaricide
Cyclolink
Posted 1:19 AM 27/9/08
@Edge of Blade: Awesome!
Cyclolink
Facemeat
Posted 1:18 AM 27/9/08
@Modus_Operandi:
Ouch. I'm hurting inside right now. Reply a little later when you don't have the insulting skills of a writer for a bad 80's sitcom. :)
Facemeat
th3-1nf1d3l
Posted 1:17 AM 27/9/08
@ShaggyB: 7 for effort, 2 for pointing it out
th3-1nf1d3l
Solaricide
Posted 1:17 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he had to return his honorary Justice League membership.
Solaricide
vid3oman64
Posted 1:17 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't handle the truth.
...I'm not good at this. D:
vid3oman64
Edge of Blade
Posted 1:16 AM 27/9/08
@LoopyChew: Oh... yeah, I feel a little bad now.
Edge of Blade
dae_giovanni
Posted 1:14 AM 27/9/08
@LoopyChew: Most of these are getting pretty thin, but this one was pretty good! :-D
dae_giovanni
Maddogdw
Posted 1:12 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that with all the extra time on his hands now he can't even play golf.
Maddogdw
cerberus_oz
Posted 1:12 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that limbo is no longer an option to play with the kids.
sadface :(
cerberus_oz
winstano
Posted 1:11 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even pivot a desk lamp...
("Would you like to pivot it?")
winstano
KindaGamey
Posted 1:07 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred (in Soviet Russia) GTA IV sue him!
KindaGamey
iamspoo
Posted 1:07 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred Sony won't even hire him in their PR department.
iamspoo
Techknow
Posted 1:07 AM 27/9/08
@Aye Mak Sicur: I just started laughing at my desk. People are staring at me now... damnit
Techknow
Great Merol
Posted 1:06 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't play football
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he had to return any grills in his possesion to the court
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can play Wii no more
Jack Thompson is so disbarred Nestle repossesed all of his chocolate
Jack Thompson is so disbarred the only law he has is Murphy's law
Great Merol
Nubius
Posted 1:05 AM 27/9/08
I have to go for it...
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even file a counter claim as his noted alias "JOHN B. THOMPSON, Attorney, Florida Bar #231665"
though he tired to anyway.
Nubius
phinehas
Posted 1:44 AM 27/9/08
JT is so disbarred he couldn't appeal a banana.
phinehas
convercide
Posted 1:39 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't drink Irn Bru.
convercide
KindaGamey
Posted 1:36 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that lawyers now use the expression "you got jacked!" to mean disbarment.
KindaGamey
macr0planet
Posted 1:35 AM 27/9/08
LOL....Jack is an idiot, because he is disbarred.
macr0planet
Zugdaga
Posted 1:34 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't be within 500 ft of Roseanne.
Zugdaga
Cyclolink
Posted 1:27 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that Florida is thinking about hiring him as a consultant for the next election.
Cyclolink
phnord
Posted 1:59 AM 27/9/08
LEAVE JACK THOMPSON ALONE!!!!!
phnord
Rollin
Posted 1:58 AM 27/9/08
@Zugdaga: Oh come on, people. Let's give this man a "haha". That was decent.
Rollin
HuffmanDickings
Posted 1:56 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he, a priest, and a rabbi are sitting outside now.
HuffmanDickings
winstano
Posted 1:53 AM 27/9/08
@convercide: Win :D
winstano
HuffmanDickings
Posted 1:48 AM 27/9/08
@AndrewDB:
cus he's disBARed. get it?
HuffmanDickings
HuffmanDickings
Posted 1:48 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbared he can't use his subpoenis.
HuffmanDickings
AndrewDB
Posted 1:47 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even get a drink.
.. what?
AndrewDB
HuffmanDickings
Posted 1:44 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can no longer climb ladders.
(Cuz they have BARS? i hope this is funny)
HuffmanDickings
Loumeir
Posted 2:19 AM 27/9/08
@phnord:
I'm just waiting for someone to make a parody video of this.
Loumeir
Zenrick2.0
Posted 2:19 AM 27/9/08
Am I the only one that doesn't think these are that funny? I mean play-on-words can be entertaining, but in short spurts. Maybe I'm just grumpy today?
Zenrick2.0
Twoflower
Posted 2:18 AM 27/9/08
@sqlrob: Shakespeare is known as "The Bard". If you're dis-Bard, you can't read his work.
Twoflower
Toastbusters
Posted 2:15 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even spoony anymore.
Toastbusters
WordMan
Posted 2:14 AM 27/9/08
@phnord: is that a Big Trouble in Little China reference I smell?
WordMan
KindaGamey
Posted 2:14 AM 27/9/08
Q: What do you call a disbarred lawyer?
A: Just.. some dude.
KindaGamey
Atomicvege
Posted 2:12 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, even though he might be sad, no one can any longer counsel him.
What, too awful? How about this one?
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's lost his right to practice law in the state of Florida.
HOOHA!
Atomicvege
Mister_CrazyGuy
Posted 2:10 AM 27/9/08
Most intriguing.
Mister_CrazyGuy
Solaricide
Posted 2:38 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred in Soviet Russia, Jack disbars you!
Solaricide
fuchikoma
Posted 2:36 AM 27/9/08
OMG... I'm not usually laughing at his misfortune, but those are hilarious! A fine internet tradition has been born!
fuchikoma
Brimful
Posted 2:36 AM 27/9/08
I think Jack Thompson is a pretty cool guy. eh gets disbarred and doesnt afraid of anything.
oops wrong meme
Brimful
JAGJEET
Posted 2:34 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that we can finally kill peeps after playing GTA without getting into trouble.
JAGJEET
skrame ☆
Posted 2:29 AM 27/9/08
@ShaggyB: The fact that you pointed it out made it more funny.
skrame ☆
Metal_Slug_Solid
Posted 2:26 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he.. Uh... Eh... Ungh...
Hm.........
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that there's a page on kotaku about how disbarred he is.
Metal_Slug_Solid
Trailnutz
Posted 2:57 AM 27/9/08
@Grumpz®: XD Fucking Win
Trailnutz
KilgoreTroutXL
Posted 2:54 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so bisbarred he can't watch the Discovery Channel anymore.
Wow, I'm terrible.
KilgoreTroutXL
KilgoreTroutXL
Posted 2:50 AM 27/9/08
So disbarred he can't dismiss a kindergarten class?
So disbarred he can't even call himself the king of Tort-illas anymore?
Those are bad. Sorry.
Wait-
So disbarred he can't even suppress his own farts?
(great success!)
KilgoreTroutXL
PuppyGuarder
Posted 2:47 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he is not allowed to break off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.
PuppyGuarder
Mister_Jack
Posted 3:21 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he has to grip the sides when he rides the roller coaster and hope for the best.
Mister_Jack
nastygamer
Posted 3:21 AM 27/9/08
I love this thread...
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that he can't be a dick about games anymore.
nastygamer
Mister_Jack
Posted 3:19 AM 27/9/08
@Mister_Jack: Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't file his fingernails.
There...fixed. Goddamn it.
Mister_Jack
WildWon
Posted 3:17 AM 27/9/08
@WildWon: "...allowed TO perform..."
WildWon
WildWon
Posted 3:16 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can no longer turn away from his tiny front yard fencing.
No longer is he allowed perform a... wait for it...
Little gate shun.
Buh dum tss.
WildWon
lucasreis
Posted 3:14 AM 27/9/08
Lore Sjoberg was a part of Kotaku?
This place is full of win. I love to read his stories at Wired, never knew he came from here!
lucasreis
Mister_Jack
Posted 3:14 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he has to drown his sorrows at the Sizzler's.
Was that one too subtle?
Mister_Jack
Mister_Jack
Posted 3:10 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he file his fingernails.
Mister_Jack
Vexorg
Posted 3:03 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that they won't even let him in a trailer court anymore.
Vexorg
Trailnutz
Posted 3:02 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, his bicycle isn't allowed to have handlebars.
Trailnutz
Spoony Bard
Posted 3:00 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is SO not THIS Bard.
Spoony Bard
troyalan1970
Posted 3:41 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that now he's walking around telling the, "What do you call a million lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?" joke.
troyalan1970
PositivelyGreg
Posted 3:30 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he's not allowed to buy trial-size toiletries any more.
PositivelyGreg
Mister_Jack
Posted 3:28 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't use trial and error.
Mister_Jack
Mister_Jack
Posted 3:25 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't court a debutante.
Mister_Jack
gregdoom
Posted 3:25 AM 27/9/08
@Dr.Chocobo: Hahahaha! Nice!
I think the best one I saw said something like "Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he joined Alcoholics Anonymous"
gregdoom
timebombtimmy
Posted 4:03 AM 27/9/08
jack thompson is so disbarred, if you google 'disbarred' you will see his face!
take that!
timebombtimmy
Shocky
Posted 3:49 AM 27/9/08
LOL.
Shocky
ShaggyB
Posted 4:22 AM 27/9/08
@Zenrick2.0: yeah you are the only one..... wait no there is another guy a few posts up who thinks so too.
ShaggyB
cordsie
Posted 4:22 AM 27/9/08
it's coming
www.jackthompsonissodisbarred.com
cordsie
heddtrauma
Posted 4:18 AM 27/9/08
jack thompson is so disbarred he can't stay firm.
heddtrauma
ShaggyB
Posted 4:15 AM 27/9/08
@KindaGamey: hahaha awesome.... no motion is his ocean.... classic
i also liked wrongfully discharged.
good times
ShaggyB
ShaggyB
Posted 4:12 AM 27/9/08
@skrame ☆: lol thats what i was going for. Thanks all.
ShaggyB
TDub301
Posted 4:10 AM 27/9/08
Ok I'll try
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even objectify women!
TDub301
CMay
Posted 4:08 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he may resort to a life of video games and violence just to claim he's going "undercover".
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he accepted a bustling career as an arcade rent-a-cop, unaware he's the only one getting played.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he went back to searching for curse words in Wheel of Fortune DS.
I'd come up with some more, but I want the name to go away sooner than later.
CMay
PlayerX
Posted 4:06 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even pass his early morning motion.
PlayerX
troyalan1970
Posted 4:06 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he is currently walking in circles with his head cocked to one side saying, "I am SOOO disbarred..." over and over.
troyalan1970
Ed_209
Posted 4:33 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even play Phoenix Wright.
Ed_209
Cagny
Posted 4:30 AM 27/9/08
@nastygamer: AH! Full of awesome!
Cagny
Ed_209
Posted 4:29 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he is applying for a job at Rockstar games.
Ed_209
troyalan1970
Posted 4:26 AM 27/9/08
...is so disbarred he can't judge a chili cook off.
...is so disbarred he can't excercise good judgement....oh..wait...he never could.
troyalan1970
em
Posted 4:26 AM 27/9/08
lolol. So many good ones. ^__^
em
troyalan1970
Posted 4:25 AM 27/9/08
@TDub301: ...is so disbarred he can't judge a wet t-shirt contest!
troyalan1970
Jun581 won't give you tree fiddy!!
Posted 4:58 AM 27/9/08
@Modus_Operandi: hey man, I work with Lawyers every day and alot of them have great sense of humor. And besides...I thought the "appeal an orange" shtick works. lol.
Jun581 won't give you tree fiddy!!
Velawesomeraptor
Posted 4:56 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even fire an M1918.
Velawesomeraptor
Cathaoir
Posted 4:53 AM 27/9/08
The twitter thread ranges from pretty good to wildly mediocre to resoundingly awful. These are probably the best finds.
On a tangential note, the Shakespeare one makes me wish I could be disbarred, too. I'm an English major, and I still can't stand him.
Cathaoir
Velawesomeraptor
Posted 4:51 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't use Edward while playing FFIV.
Velawesomeraptor
Marceuse
Posted 4:45 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even move to strike at his local Lucky Lanes!
Marceuse
Tamachan87
Posted 5:19 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't moot his stereo.
Tamachan87
Unbound
Posted 5:14 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, The Big Lebowski stopped calling Jack, "The Man", and now just refers to him as "Dude".
Unbound
Beta @ Random
Posted 5:56 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even shop at a liquor store.
Beta @ Random
Mooglepinoy22
Posted 5:53 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that he has no signal on his cell phone.
Can't hear him now? Good.
Mooglepinoy22
HeadspaceCools
Posted 6:11 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he's not even allowed to watch Judge Judy.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even ADJOURN to his study for a quiet drink at night.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even APPEAL an orange.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that if he were trapped on a sinking boat he wouldn't be allowed to BAIL water.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that other lawyers are no longer able to physically see him, thus allowing him the opportunity to become a 'law ninja'.
HeadspaceCools
Salen
Posted 6:11 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so Disbarred that even Phoenix Wright isn't objecting.
I so hope someone else didn't say that joke already.
Salen
fox01313
Posted 6:05 AM 27/9/08
A few more...
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, Tivo has permanently blocked him from watching Judge Dredd or reruns of Night Court.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, that this Halloween everyone who trick or treats at his home will arrive in a judge's costume with a giant inflatable/foam gavel.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, that even the laws of supply & demand avoid him.
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even enter the Salem Witch Museum in Salem, Mass.
fox01313
Gouki4u
Posted 6:31 AM 27/9/08
@Grumpz®: Good one.
Gouki4u
Gomerboy
Posted 6:24 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred OJ Simpson won't call him.
Gomerboy
ViciousViper
Posted 6:58 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so Disbarred, He has to go to Mexico to get a draft beer.
ViciousViper
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 6:54 AM 27/9/08
And the party just gets better!
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, his Nintendo DS won't run Phoenix Wright anymore.
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
golguin
Posted 7:26 AM 27/9/08
@Aye Mak Sicur:
Now I know I'm gonna have to read that list. This one is gold.
golguin
golguin
Posted 7:25 AM 27/9/08
@Grumpz®:
That's great.
golguin
cordsie
Posted 7:25 AM 27/9/08
Phew.. done.
Collated and edited at:
[www.jackthompsonissodisbarred.com]
Save you flicking through pages of twitter inanities.
cordsie
KevvyBear!Rawr!
Posted 7:20 AM 27/9/08
@Aye Mak Sicur: Haha! That was hilarious. Best one I've seen.
KevvyBear!Rawr!
TStodden
Posted 7:36 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is SO DISBARRED that he's no longer allowed to limbo!
TStodden
susurrate
Posted 9:07 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he no longer gets court TV.
susurrate
Xhacker02
Posted 2:14 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that he can't even buy a copy of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's banned from watching court shows on tv
Xhacker02
Badmojo8
Posted 1:48 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that he will be doing Infinite unDISCOVERY....
Badmojo8
Badmojo8
Posted 1:44 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he was forced to surrender his BOND paper.
or
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't TAKE TWO shots to SETTLE down
Badmojo8
YakiraSternwah
Posted 1:36 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he had to surrender his bond paper.
YakiraSternwah
YorkWopster
Posted 1:14 AM 27/9/08
In soviet russia, Jack Thompson disbarrs YOU!
YorkWopster
PrescottGoogle
Posted 1:11 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, his barbaric brain evolved.
PrescottGoogle
PaulaMalicity
Posted 12:48 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he has to play the blues an octave lower.
PaulaMalicity
goggzilla
Posted 12:44 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't watch old episodes of Roseanne.
goggzilla
DoyleDadillac
Posted 12:15 AM 27/9/08
sqlrob: I think the joke might read better if it was "disBARD" ;-)
DoyleDadillac
AUAnonymous
Posted 9:19 AM 27/9/08
@Edge of Blade: WIN
Over 9000 times better than all the others.
AUAnonymous
TrjnRabbit
Posted 9:14 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred . . . and we had cake.
TrjnRabbit
UrielOryx
Posted 5:34 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, the File tab has been removed from his computer.
UrielOryx
BananaGladiator
Posted 5:12 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't redirect a webpage.
BananaGladiator
SeaCreation
Posted 3:54 AM 27/9/08
@Grumpz®: unbelievable
SeaCreation
ChaosWing
Posted 2:33 AM 27/9/08
@Zugdaga: I registered an account just to say XD
ChaosWing
shyftax
Posted 1:58 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred his copier won't accept legal paper.
shyftax
Goddsamaritan
Posted 1:04 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that you're a chink. Wow slow news day huh?
Goddsamaritan
cppoet
Posted 9:40 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, Klondike won't even ask him what he would for one,
cppoet
PsycheE
Posted 9:38 AM 27/9/08
@Grumpz®:/meltyourfaceshit. Comment of the week.
PsycheE
weazley
Posted 9:36 AM 27/9/08
@SaanZ:
[www.jackthompsonissodisbarred.com]
weazley
e-friend
Posted 10:06 AM 27/9/08
The literal question is a very good one: As someone who has no idea of the ins and outs of the BAR association, could he just practice in another state?
e-friend
syl1985
Posted 9:57 AM 27/9/08
@weazley: speedy!
syl1985
Trailnutz
Posted 9:54 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he isn't allowed to get Court TV
Trailnutz
interim
Posted 10:13 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not allowed to be in limbo.
interim
AndrewDB
Posted 10:37 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he couldn't get a stripper to pole dance for him.
AndrewDB
WillyFourEyes
Posted 10:29 AM 27/9/08
@Edge of Blade: That deserves a round of applause. Good show.
WillyFourEyes
Slatz_Grobnik
Posted 11:12 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred his law school gave him a refund.
Slatz_Grobnik
Mr.SithNinja
Posted 11:41 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he is no longer allowed to watch Law and Order (ANY OF THEM)!
Mr.SithNinja
TheKnicest
Posted 12:44 PM 27/9/08
@TRT-X: Yours is the first that really made me laugh out loud (for real). Knice!
TheKnicest
bugashi
Posted 12:39 PM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even watch The Championships at Wimbledon.
bugashi
starman jr
Posted 12:58 PM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred even his supporters have lost their conviction.
starman jr
Altima NEO
Posted 1:39 PM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he couldnt even practice law in Florida...
err... oh wait
Altima NEO
DrewChione
Posted 3:13 AM 27/9/08
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even file his fingernails!
DrewChione
Crawl to China
Posted 4:41 PM 27/9/08
@KindaGamey: ahhh 2 joke styles in one brain overload!
Crawl to China
JGab
Posted 4:27 PM 27/9/08
Hopefully I don't repeat, that just gets annoying:
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't do pull-ups anymore.
JT is so disbarred he had to take down his kid's monkey bars.
JT is so disbarred he's being considered for the jury of the OJ Simpson trial.
JT is so disbarred that he got kicked out of a Barbarossa exhibit.
JT is so disbarred he can't even use accessories.
JT is so disbarred he can no longer capitalize "offence"
JT is so disbarred he can't even pardon himself after burping.
JT is so disbarred he can't be under a seal.
JT is so disbarred he can't even make a bet, much less be a better.
JT is so disbarred he can't move from his home, it'd cause a change of venue.
JGab
globetro
Posted 9:04 PM 27/9/08
These disbarred "jokes" almost make me wish Jack Thompson never got disbarred.
globetro
metalgear08
Posted 4:54 AM 28/9/08
@Grumpz®: You, sir, win 20 Brazilian internets.
metalgear08
HELLSRIDER
Posted 8:33 AM 29/9/08
amazing, ahh I love the internet's creativity
HELLSRIDER
Edge of Blade
Posted 7:04 AM 1/10/08
JackThompsonissodisbarredhehastroubletypingcorrectly.
Edge of Blade
Edge of Blade
Posted 7:02 AM 1/10/08
@e-friend: The bar of other states usually honor the decisions of a single bar. It's kinda like "full faith and credit", but without the constitutional backing.
Edge of Blade