xbox 360
Microsoft: 'No Comment' On Batshit Insane Xbox 360 Relaunch Rumour
Posted by Michael McWhertor at 6:40 AM on September 10, 2008
Yesterday, we posted a suspicious rumour sourced from the VGChartz forums, one that foretold of an Xbox 360 relaunch. Said relaunch was to arrive with new, currently unannounced features, new exclusive game announcements, new free Xbox Originals, free puppies and kittens and a full service massage. Full service. It stank to high heaven of fanboy secretion, but, hey, you never know.
Well, in some cases you do know and the swift denial from G4 that it was somehow involved in a relaunch certainly helped.
Microsoft, however, has chosen not to go for flat out denial of the outlandish rumour, instead opting to not comment. "As always we don't comment on rumours or speculation", said a rep for the company. "We are launching the New Xbox Experience this fall", the response reminded us, adding that we'll be updated on the latest. Then there was a little smiley and that made us feel pretty good.

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chuffhoncho
Posted 7:25 AM 10/9/08
I've gotten both Carcassonne and Undertow for free from MS. *shrug*
chuffhoncho
henhowc
Posted 7:22 AM 10/9/08
They are going to give away the burger king game.
henhowc
Viper
Posted 7:16 AM 10/9/08
smiley's make us all feel good :)
Viper
DARTH_TIGRIS
Posted 7:15 AM 10/9/08
To be completely honest, the cost for 5 hours on G4 would be utterly RIDICULOUS. Of all the crazy things on that rumor, that was probably the CRAZIEST.
That being said, this is still CLEARLY a rumor, but its not necessarily written off yet. Not by a long shot. Too many other coincidences for that to be the case.
DARTH_TIGRIS
Murderdolls
Posted 7:14 AM 10/9/08
Whats this joke with Microsoft and free? During the first year of of the 360 Microsoft would hand out free wireless controllers, games, and cameras for having a faulty console. They would even go as far as giving you the option between 4 different titles.
Murderdolls
Jun581 won't give you tree fiddy!!
Posted 7:11 AM 10/9/08
@FP_slomo788: lol.
anyway, to extend what I was saying.
Reporter: What can you tell about the rumor disclosed by the vgchartz forum poster.
MS: no commen. ^_^
Reporter: are you really going to announce new exclusive IP on that date provided by the vgchartz forum poster.
MS: no comment. ^_^
Reporter: What about the rumored partnership with G4 network to have a 4 hour special detailing the new X-box experience.
MS: no comment. ^_^
Reporter: How about the rumor where you reportedly giving away 6 free games.
MS: no...wha..WHAT!!!?!! FREE!!!!??? Where the F%^K did you hear that. Listen to me Mr. Reporter, I will take my fist and shove it up your roody poo if you every mention that word in front me again.
Jun581 won't give you tree fiddy!!
0x15e
Posted 7:10 AM 10/9/08
A smiley, eh? But was it a full service smiley?
0x15e
AnEternalEnigma
Posted 7:09 AM 10/9/08
You guys are taking Microsoft's typical response way too seriously.
Ever since they started in the gaming business in 2001, Microsoft has always responded to rumors, even the most asinine, with, "Microsoft does not comment on rumors or speculation."
AnEternalEnigma
sargemat
Posted 7:05 AM 10/9/08
It's hard to know, I still think it could be true. Usually "we have no comment to make at this time" means that something is going to happen as that's what they said before peter Moore left and just before Bungie split when those stories leaked.
But this is the standard we do no comment on bla bla bla so it's hard to know. I hope it's true :) The date that was talked about (sept 25) is one year after Halo 3 was launched so we know Bungie will have cool stuff for us anyway. It would be a very smart move on Microsofts part.
sargemat
FP_slomo788
Posted 7:04 AM 10/9/08
**Last comment directed at Jun581...
FP_slomo788
FP_slomo788
Posted 7:03 AM 10/9/08
Too kawaii. I'd go with ;)
FP_slomo788
Milkzhakes
Posted 7:02 AM 10/9/08
what i am most interested in is if they are actually going to give away free dlc or something. i mean if its an arcade like aegis wing then hell yeah if its a xbox original then its okay and if its something like Yaris then i'm suing.@Mr_Raccoon: i'm thinking spike tv or MTV
Milkzhakes
Dragonzigg
Posted 7:01 AM 10/9/08
I'm very sceptical about this. As Mr_Raccoon says, it certainly wouldn't be on G4, and the amount of freebies apparently being thrown around make me call bullshit on this one. Plus, I'm thinking if the dashboard update was being launched in just a weeks a more credible source would have come to light.
Dragonzigg
Jun581 won't give you tree fiddy!!
Posted 7:01 AM 10/9/08
@3inst3in: I bet they used this ----> ^_^
Jun581 won't give you tree fiddy!!
Modus_Operandi
Posted 6:57 AM 10/9/08
@Mr_Raccoon:
It'll be on CW right after 90210 but before America's Next Top Model.
Modus_Operandi
Mr_Raccoon
Posted 6:55 AM 10/9/08
Not gonna be on G4, thats really quite obivious. It would be more likely to beon a network like MTV, MSNBC or possibly a lower end broadcaster like CW or MyNetwork TV.
Mr_Raccoon
boringjob2
Posted 6:54 AM 10/9/08
I wish for once the statement was : "Everything you have is 100% accurate. PSYCH!"
Anything to change the standard response.
boringjob2
3inst3in
Posted 6:53 AM 10/9/08
@y2julio: no, msoft always says "no comment".
I'm glad they put a smiley face in there. Microsoft: the huge soulless money grubbing multinational corporation that uses emoticons :)
3inst3in
EnigmaNemesis
Posted 6:52 AM 10/9/08
They ALWAYS to "no comment".
I just want to hear some of the new game announcements!
EnigmaNemesis
y2julio
Posted 6:51 AM 10/9/08
So that mean it's true? Since "No" or "No Comment" in the game industry usually means "yes".
y2julio
Neo-Senku: The World's Finest Pervert
Posted 7:52 AM 10/9/08
@Murderdolls: That was because they effed up, not out of the kindness of there heart or as part as some marketing thing, they had bad pr and they wanted ease it off some. The jokes probably come from they fact that they charge you for was the others give you for free, two examples being wireless ability and on line multi player.
Neo-Senku: The World's Finest Pervert
Niobium
Posted 7:47 AM 10/9/08
@chuffhoncho:
Agreed, I've gotten those games, and Texas Hold'em Poker, Aegis Wing. I guess if you really wanted to stretch, I got Hexic HD for free as well. I don't know if you can count Uno or TotemBall as free since I bought the Vision Camera to get them.
I got Contra and Fuzion Frenzy 2 for free when they did that Old Spice gamerscore challenge thing a while ago.
I also got a ton of MS points for free when my first 360 died. I called them and complained that no one else in the house could play my arcade games wihtout me logging in and they refunded about $100 in MS points. That I promptly used to buy Gears of War map packs and other arcade games.
Come to think of it, I've gotten a lot of free stuff from Microsoft..
Niobium
sixonedoesitall
Posted 7:44 AM 10/9/08
@kylo4:
Considering how much piracy traffics through windows based operating systems, it really isn't so surprising.
You might say that Microsoft has given consumers more free stuff than any company in human history...
sixonedoesitall
kylo4
Posted 7:41 AM 10/9/08
Microsoft and something free? Isn't that an oxymoron?
kylo4
The Magnificen7
Posted 7:38 AM 10/9/08
@animexplorer: Are you in prison by chance?
The Magnificen7
Lazlo
Posted 7:37 AM 10/9/08
@aka Bitter:
There was a Spring Dashboard update?? Anywho, I would love to see something new out of Microsoft, but I'm curious (if this is true) why they would wait until a time where there is no convention to announce something...
Fishy, methinks...
Lazlo
sixonedoesitall
Posted 7:37 AM 10/9/08
@animexplorer:
You're going to end up with quite a few rape charges against you with that kind of logic.
sixonedoesitall
Lombax
Posted 7:37 AM 10/9/08
@y2julio: yup its confirmed! w00t!
Lombax
aka Bitter
Posted 7:30 AM 10/9/08
@AnEternalEnigma: Actually there were a few times when someone from the Microsoft PR team specifically denied the truth of a rumor. Since we haven't heard that yet, I'll consider this possible, but still highly unlikely.
Even though ALMOST every internet rumor is true, there are exceptions. I thought the Spring dashboard update rumor was plausible and we know how that turned out....
aka Bitter
ComixZone
Posted 7:29 AM 10/9/08
"bitches love smiley faces", love that line..
...I hope this true
ComixZone
okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
Posted 7:29 AM 10/9/08
@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): ...I had to read HTML to tell you that but it was worth it ^_^
okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
animexplorer
Posted 7:28 AM 10/9/08
when a female says - NO, it usually means - YES!
animexplorer
okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
Posted 7:28 AM 10/9/08
@Jun581: That was excellent :D
okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
LittleBigPlaneteer
Posted 7:27 AM 10/9/08
Hasn't everything that has ever leaked about the 360 come true? Why would this be different? Yeah it's not going to be. Expect a relaunch people.
LittleBigPlaneteer
excaliburps
Posted 8:06 AM 10/9/08
Yeah I highly doubt they'd do what that supposed "leak" was implying.
Then again, I'd love to be proven wrong.
Wait was it a smiley or more of a winky dink? Maybe you should've smiled back McWhertor!
Oh and they need to relaunch the 360 because...? Because it's gotten another price cut? There are new games available for it? The relaunch part really baffles my mind.
Oh off-topic, what's with the hearts next to each name? Does this mean I love someone now? I bet Plunkett was the one who started this...
excaliburps
waver_01
Posted 8:05 AM 10/9/08
k confirmed ;)
waver_01
Spartan1308™
Posted 8:04 AM 10/9/08
I'm not saying this rumor about the 6 free Xbox Originals games being free is true, but there have been a few freebies as mentioned above. As someone pointed out yesterday, there may be some credibility to the free games b/c it could help sell some of the larger hard drives and get people more comfortable w/digital distribution.
XBLA games for free
Texas Holdem
Aegis Wing
Carcassonne
Undertow
Videos for free
Heroes(Ep 1)
Jericho(Ep 1)
South Park(1 free ep)
Pacman(Ep 1)
Voltron(Ep 1)
Austin Powers(free rental for limited time)
Spartan1308™
ThePeacemaker02
Posted 8:02 AM 10/9/08
Well Sept 25th is the fall.
ThePeacemaker02
Ricemaniac
Posted 7:59 AM 10/9/08
Full service massage? Woah.
Oh, yeah... the xbox360.. relaunching again.
Can someone give me more details on the 'full massage' part?
Ricemaniac
excel_excel
Posted 7:53 AM 10/9/08
@kylo4: no way. Think about how they gave original xbox owners who bought before the price was slashed goodies. Or giving away Vista!
excel_excel
excel_excel
Posted 8:42 AM 10/9/08
Now that I think about it, theres a chance it might be true, perhaps readvertising it as HD Wii to some affect
excel_excel
GrrSnort
Posted 8:38 AM 10/9/08
Some dickwad PR person probably wanted to "leak" some details that grossly overstated what would be available the day the update releases. Get's people expecting shit they aren't going to get and gets them waiting like impatient children on Christmas Eve. I don't buy this at all.
GrrSnort
element7
Posted 8:35 AM 10/9/08
"We don't comment on speculation or rumor."
And you guys expect them to comment? Its a tactful response and expected since they don't comment. G4 has already denied the event, so if any of this is actually true, then you'll see it on MTV, CW, or something.
@Karisu-Zero: LOL That would be funny. Sony getting royalties for a Microsoft Blu-ray drive. (They are 1/3rd of the BDR conglomerate). But Microsoft wouldn't do that, that would be admitting defeat and Don Mattrick would rather deny victory then to admit defeat.
element7
Karisu-Zero
Posted 8:21 AM 10/9/08
@LittleBigPlaneteer: That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, this rumor is batshit in the batcave after batman had a batburrito crazy, but the majority of 360 rumors have come to pass. The only major one that hasn't (cause its just freaking retarded from a marketing standpoint) is the 360 Blu-Ray Drive, effectively turning the 360 into Sony's other PS3, except now in red.
Karisu-Zero
Moar_pr0nz
Posted 9:01 AM 10/9/08
The no comment in response to the rumor is slightly arousing... (<
Moar_pr0nz
Dalren
Posted 9:00 AM 10/9/08
@y2julio: Nah, that's just Blizzard. Especially when they try and cover something up, you know it's true.
Dalren
hiruu
Posted 8:54 AM 10/9/08
Rumor: M$ is going to give 1 million to the first 100 buyers of xbox in Oct.
M$'s repsonse: No Comment...lol
Oooops, did I just start a rumor?
hiruu
scotty
Posted 8:51 AM 10/9/08
@excaliburps: I don't know. I'm going to click yours and see if I fall in love~
Nope. The search continues. ;_;
scotty
thespyderboy
Posted 8:46 AM 10/9/08
@Michael McWhertor: Fanfuckingtastic title. That's what rumour-based titles should be like when a company does the boring 'no comment'.
thespyderboy
Seihyouken
Posted 9:32 AM 10/9/08
@DARTH_TIGRIS: And just what coincidences are those? I'm sorry, but a wishlist of things a random forum poster on VGChartz says might occur for the 360 that just happen to be a bunch of things that Xbox fans would like to have occur doesn't constitute a conincidence. Especially, when at least one of these rumors has been confirmed to be false.
Seihyouken
Teamwork Takedown
Posted 9:24 AM 10/9/08
@Spartan1308™: Add to the list:
The Big Bang Theory pilot (free)
The Middleman pilot (free)
Bullrun (free)
3 80s ninja movies (free)
Addams Family movie (free)
I'm sure there are more as well.
Teamwork Takedown
Teamwork Takedown
Posted 9:21 AM 10/9/08
@Murderdolls: I got a free 360 console for MS, that was a $300 value back then!
Even if it doesn't hit this September, I do hope they do a full blown campaign to back up the NXE.
Teamwork Takedown
Zatoichi666
Posted 9:07 AM 10/9/08
My Xbox sploded two weeks ago. got it back today....
I got to kill stuff....
you're all safe now......
kidding.............(you'll never be safe)
anywho .. hats off too M$ they were quick polite and hassle free, now I have two elite faceplates.... hey they told me to remove it. not my fault the sent me another with the 360....and a extra month of the gold membership yippy skippy.
Who really needs six more games?, but if they were smart they might give the the people that don't have the (giggle) "ARCADE VERSION" whatever games that come with it...yes they probably suck, but the people shelling out the extra bucks should get something a little more than a very expensive small hard drive...
later
Zatoichi666
shades_of_blue
Posted 10:21 AM 10/9/08
@Ice-9: i was thinking the same thing :P
shades_of_blue
Ice-9
Posted 10:17 AM 10/9/08
hope this has a Happy Ending
Ice-9
TheGavel
Posted 10:43 AM 10/9/08
I just wonder how many of my fellow man whores ignored everything except for the "full service massage." LOL, where do I sign up and can I go first!
TheGavel
JorgieX
Posted 11:11 AM 10/9/08
Hi Michael, Thanks for the post. It's very interesting that MS is just staying MuM on the rumor. As you know very that for the most part when MS says that it usually has some truth. LoL
I hope you guys get the news first. I just don't want to find out the truth via a forum post. LoL
Have a great day and good points.
JorgieX
Leathersoup
Posted 11:06 AM 10/9/08
@Barf#1:
Actually it looks a lot like the Windows Media Center menu.
Leathersoup
Barf#1
Posted 11:00 AM 10/9/08
It looks a lot like XMB but left to right instead of up and down.
Barf#1
adinnieken
Posted 12:02 PM 10/9/08
@Lazlo:
Actually, there have been two firmware updates in prep for the New Xbox Experience, one this past Spring and one this past Summer.
They aren't waiting until there is no convention. If the Sept. 25th is true, it would be just before a gaming trade show, but more importantly October kicks off the Holiday Selling Season (at least in the US).
adinnieken
tooji
Posted 12:36 PM 10/9/08
@ThePeacemaker02:
Yep, sep 21st - dec 21st
tooji
Chanthas
Posted 12:59 PM 10/9/08
I bet they used this one: t('.'t)
Chanthas
Lightman
Posted 1:39 PM 10/9/08
Hey Kotaku:
:)
Lightman
Thugmunk
Posted 2:04 PM 10/9/08
I love you.
.... :)
Thugmunk
Lazlo
Posted 12:49 AM 11/9/08
@adinnieken:
They weren't traditional firmware updates though, as in providing new features. They were all prep work. Not the same thing.
Lazlo
skrame ☆
Posted 2:55 AM 11/9/08
@chuffhoncho: Same here. Also Aegis Wing, Joust and Robotron 2084 (or something like that). Some crap, but it's all free. It's more than I've ever received from Sega, Nintendo or Sony.
skrame ☆
Fr0-Ninja
Posted 8:51 PM 11/9/08
i saw sesslers soap box and he said that g4 didn't even know that they were doing a 6 hour special
Fr0-Ninja