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Resident Evil 4: Wang Monster Edition
Posted by Luke Plunkett at 4:00 PM on September 3, 2008
You've probably seen all you're ever going to see from the console versions of Resident Evil 4, but the PC version? It allows mods, so it'll be updated so long as the fanbase wanna keep updating it. And really, why wouldn't they! Stuff like this mod - which replaces zombie heads with gentleman bits and zombie pitchforks with...gentleman bits - prove there's plenty of mileage left in the old bird yet. Plenty of NSFW mileage, may we add, in case you're at the office and hovering over the "play" button.
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bobtheduck
Posted 6:18 PM 3/9/08
@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: I noticed that, too...
*sigh*
Whatever. This stuff gets pretty old pretty quickly.
bobtheduck
DontTouchMyDaughterYouFilthyGaijin
Posted 6:16 PM 3/9/08
man there are some real dickheads out there....
DontTouchMyDaughterYouFilthyGaijin
EViL2uCe
Posted 6:14 PM 3/9/08
Heh. Wouldn't think it'd be a woman doing the shooting.
EViL2uCe
ShaggE
Posted 6:14 PM 3/9/08
New rule of gaming: If it's moddable, then somebody made, or will make, a dick mod.
ShaggE
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 6:08 PM 3/9/08
LOL@ rated content showing up before age verification.
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Tilimorf
Posted 6:07 PM 3/9/08
@subterfunk: Are you sure its a head shot?
Tilimorf
Thorax
Posted 6:07 PM 3/9/08
Man kind never ceases to amaze me.
Thorax
subterfunk
Posted 6:02 PM 3/9/08
heh. head shot..
subterfunk
kitsuneconundrum
Posted 6:00 PM 3/9/08
eat that consoles
kitsuneconundrum
icko
Posted 5:58 PM 3/9/08
dont get slap by those
icko
Mister_Jack
Posted 5:51 PM 3/9/08
Good, good! This is exactly what Will Wright needs to be seeing!
Mister_Jack
TheRemedy
Posted 6:36 PM 3/9/08
You should embed the video after "the jump" since there is A GIANT DICK ON MY SCREEN!
I didn't even press play yet...
TheRemedy
PATSCRU
Posted 6:35 PM 3/9/08
Is there anything PC's can't do?
PATSCRU
WolfmanWalt
Posted 6:34 PM 3/9/08
Guess that solves the age long question of which head zombies think with.
WolfmanWalt
Surfaced
Posted 6:31 PM 3/9/08
Take that, Dickheads!
Surfaced
Chances
Posted 6:29 PM 3/9/08
Now that's just silly.
Heheh, headshot. I get it.
Chances
MyLittlePwny
Posted 6:28 PM 3/9/08
And that folks is how the zombie virus spread.
MyLittlePwny
2NinjasTapedTogether
Posted 6:27 PM 3/9/08
So juvenile, but I laughed my balls off just the same.
I love dick jokes!
2NinjasTapedTogether
MyLittlePwny
Posted 6:26 PM 3/9/08
Pancake butt.
MyLittlePwny
BPMΣ
Posted 6:23 PM 3/9/08
I'm surprised Ada is still clothed.
BPMΣ
hoezee
Posted 6:18 PM 3/9/08
haha, dick hats for everyone!
Modders have the weirdest taste, common sense.
hoezee
GreyFoxV1
Posted 6:53 PM 3/9/08
Ahahahaha! Penis monsters should not be this funny but you just made my day Luke!
GreyFoxV1
Poisonous Taoist
Posted 6:49 PM 3/9/08
A dick on the front page. Way to go, Luke. :(
Poisonous Taoist
Kirbysuperstar
Posted 6:43 PM 3/9/08
@MyLittlePwny: The T-virus was a STD?
Kirbysuperstar
dkrefft
Posted 7:15 PM 3/9/08
Wow...hearing the chainsaw sound, even when being wielded by a dickmonster, still makes my heart jump a little and makes me a little nervous...cuz damn, I can't count how many times that bastard killed me.
dkrefft
MOP88
Posted 7:11 PM 3/9/08
@ShaggE: Actually, it would be a sub-category of Rule 34 applies to interactive media.
MOP88
MyLittlePwny
Posted 7:11 PM 3/9/08
@Poisonous Taoist:
LOL, I only surf this site from home so no prob but damn.
MyLittlePwny
holybarbie
Posted 7:24 PM 3/9/08
lmao that really made my day that was so randomly funny
holybarbie
StealthMaster86
Posted 7:47 PM 3/9/08
I knew that Ada Wong was a ballbuster... :|
StealthMaster86
gcZanmato
Posted 8:04 PM 3/9/08
Ada as a redhead is pretty cool. Too bad she's got practically no behind. And everything else...just, no.
gcZanmato
xbulletholes
Posted 8:03 PM 3/9/08
ada wong? more like ada wang!
hohohoho!
xbulletholes
fecalchaos
Posted 8:01 PM 3/9/08
PS: we've come a long way since Custer's Revenge.
fecalchaos
fecalchaos
Posted 7:57 PM 3/9/08
Some of those dicks look downright ferocious.
fecalchaos
aldo_14
Posted 8:49 PM 3/9/08
I find it interesting that the player either a) didn't want to use or b) couldn't find a naked Ada model/skin, yet at the same time had no problem finding and using giant cock-monsters.
aldo_14
Poisonous Taoist
Posted 8:47 PM 3/9/08
@MyLittlePwny: It doesn't matter where I'm viewing Kotaku from. I don't go to this website to look at pictures of dicks. I don't expect to see a dick while viewing the website.
Why is this still on the front page?
Poisonous Taoist
TooGoodForKotaku
Posted 8:39 PM 3/9/08
Why PC mods are vastly over rated, exhibit A
TooGoodForKotaku
pandafresh
Posted 9:54 PM 3/9/08
the best part is? someone took there time to figure out how to make wangs to put on top of the guys heads..
pandafresh
Quicksilver4648
Posted 10:15 PM 3/9/08
I think the "head-shot" voice over is given a new name.
Quicksilver4648
ElijahDProphet
Posted 10:06 PM 3/9/08
Seriously, still with the giant cock and balls on the front page? Does nobody check what the preview frame for videos are before the post them?
ElijahDProphet
MojoTeq
Posted 10:05 PM 3/9/08
Gentlemen Bits, part of your complete breakfast.
MojoTeq
SansSanity
Posted 10:29 PM 3/9/08
It must be like a feminists dream...
SansSanity
Pigmartyr
Posted 10:52 PM 3/9/08
Seriously? I really dont mind a mention of NSFW material but is there any way that you could not post NSFW material as the first picture? Post all the NSFW stuff you want after the break (with appropriate warning of course) but dont just drop some dong on the front page and expect it to be ok.
Pigmartyr
Neostorm
Posted 11:10 PM 3/9/08
@ShaggE: I'm starting to think that affliction from superbad is a real thing.
Neostorm
yoagner
Posted 11:33 PM 3/9/08
@Poisonous Taoist: yeah...way to drop the balls, Luke
yoagner
ThickSkinned
Posted 1:10 AM 4/9/08
Why is the image of a video game penis so offensive? It's not even erect. And, it's a grower, not a shower. Do you close your eyes when you urinate? If you catch a glimpse or your willy while dressing do you run screaming from the room? Do any other body parts make you froth at the mouth with anger? Lighten up, it's not like it was a picture of Janet Jackson's boob.
ThickSkinned
badasscat
Posted 12:56 AM 4/9/08
8% of all males are dick devils.
We learned that from Superbad.
badasscat
teraphony
Posted 1:34 AM 4/9/08
@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Uh huh, we need some Kotaku fish over that video preview.
teraphony
RaepGoblin
Posted 1:30 AM 4/9/08
I don't get PC game modders.
Doesn't that UT "Headshot" voice ever seem a little trite to you?
RaepGoblin
jocaju
Posted 2:36 AM 4/9/08
WTF?? lol
jocaju
Knoxximus (360/PSN)
Posted 3:22 AM 4/9/08
Unreal.
Knoxximus (360/PSN)
shoez
Posted 3:46 AM 4/9/08
thanks for the picture of a dick in the video preview. guess I have to stop reading kotaku at work now.
shoez
KristenBal
Posted 3:39 AM 4/9/08
If its moddable, rule 34 applies
KristenBal
Zootroy
Posted 4:10 AM 4/9/08
Sad.
Zootroy
fugit
Posted 4:21 AM 4/9/08
@Poisonous Taoist: Like me, you only go to websites to BE a dick.
fugit
Mikey G
Posted 4:40 AM 4/9/08
This brings a new meaning to the term "dickhead."
Mikey G
CousinWalter
Posted 5:04 AM 4/9/08
The wii version just got dethroned
CousinWalter
dirkxxdiggler
Posted 7:41 AM 4/9/08
First Spore and now this? What is this obsession with dicks?
dirkxxdiggler
jtyson
Posted 9:31 AM 4/9/08
DICK-SHOT!
jtyson
Evil Tortie's Mom
Posted 9:17 AM 4/9/08
woman with clothes on (barely), without giant boobies, shooting dickheads.
hmmm. almost feminist.
Evil Tortie's Mom
Apu
Posted 1:48 PM 4/9/08
"Milk" Squirting???
Apu
Kaizuden
Posted 2:43 PM 4/9/08
I want that mini-gun/Vulcan thing.
Wait did I miss the point of the video?
Kaizuden
Bricked
Posted 4:17 PM 4/9/08
Why does she have to shoot him, he just wants to give her a pearl necklace?
Bricked
Zero_Beat
Posted 5:26 AM 5/9/08
At 4:05, I yelled, "37! My girlfriend killed 37 dicks!"
Zero_Beat
Jurojin
Posted 4:36 AM 4/9/08
Although not a huge fan of weenus jokes, this mod has it's initial laugh factor.
And to the people complaining about it on the front page...please keep your tears to yourself. It is hardly recognizable in the tiny video window, complete with streaming video artifacts as an IN YOUR FACE dick you try to imply. At first I thought it was just some flesh colored blob. Second, chances are if you are surfing the web at work you are doing it carefully, and I'm sure that anyone important that would fire you over this is not staring at your browser window thinking "is that a flesh colored blob, or a dick?"
Get over yourselves, it's just a mistake.
Jurojin