seriously?

gadjet

Though I will admit it wouldn't be half as amazingly amusing if you all didn't hate it so much. It's like Nintendo hears the whining and is only encouraged to lay it on thicker. I'm glad someone's still having fun in this industry. Imagine that.

swarmster

Wii Music= Game of the Year

Wii Music becomes a huge success and will sell out at every retailer possible (Even Hot Topic)

Once that happens it will be a sure thing that hell froze over.

shrek187

@Channing: Germany: Hafu hafu?
Where'd you get that from..?
Try "wuff wuff" ;)

jaronimo

Fuckin' retarded.

symeon6

I love how there is so much hate for Wii Music, that it gets talked more then the things people love.

Who wants Google to see more links and posts for things they love though? Far better to see more about that which they hate.

Personally I'm going to do my part to make Wii Music not show up, by not buying it and doing my best to show indifference.
Lack of talk and care (hate or love) hurts sells.

Kenofthedead

@vid3oman64:

Don't worry. Someone can remove that cancer from 10 ft away in mid air with invisible surgery tools with Wii Surgery.

Orionsaint

omg, that doggie-suit Mii is cute! Any word on if there will be a kitty one?

I really wish there was a way to write that and not sound sarcastic. Gamers are such downers these days.

That video made my day. And it's only 12:03.

swarmster

lol gameboy415. i was thinking the same thing.

thebestporter

This is still the dumbest thing I have ever seen, and I've seen the powerglove, the Uforce (god I love it)
That stupid balance thing for the nes, and Jimmy Carter's foreign policy plan.

Demonbird

I just have to post again. I mean jesus christ, she just shakes the damn remote! I wouldn't even call that motion sensing! That's "whoops, dropped the controller" sensing or "gaming during sex" sensing...

vid3oman64

Holy shit!

Wii Music is a JINGLE DOGS SIMULATOR!?!
Now I don't have to make barking noises when I'm drunk anymore!

*PREORDERS*

Gameboy415

@dyl604: You are correct sir!

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

o_0... what are those...noises...

DustySword

This better not cost more than $5...although I'm still pissed the ineternet browser costs that much now. Everyone just loves to sell stupid #$^% just to make a quick buck...usually it's the 3rd party developers, but now it's actually Nintendo?! wtf This is the most retarded idea i've seen in a long time

jpneiswi

Nintendo is just getting back to its roots. We haven't wanted a dog to die this badly since Duck Hunt.

dyl604

At least Cammie Dunaway will get a kick out of the doggie suit.

TheCakeIsALie

Sigh...

ThisCharmingMan

W...what...?

Archaotic

@Shocky-: That was hilarious.

Karbrino

Okay, had surgery, all good.

I don't believe I followed Kotaku when the Wii Fit was being made and pushed, but I can only imagine the responce was somewhat similar. I can't see this game not selling.

vid3oman64

At first I was curious to see what see was looking at... but then I saw it and totally regret.

Puchi

That was the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

Micronumerous

OOhhh.... ooohhhh god... ohhhh

someone dial 911, ive just suffered from explosive colon cancer, damn you reggie and miyamoto....

...I... curse.... zoidber

vid3oman64

lul wut!

ichiban1081

Given the current Wii software line up this is video is a lot more infuriating than it should be.

GrassJelly

@Kyolux: Also part of my plan! Muwahahahahaha!

Ambiguous Blob 2.0

dammit nintendo the only reason i'm not selling my wii on ebay is because i still want to play no more heroes, okami, metroid, and mario galaxy when i get a chance. i also want to have a system that'll play my old gc games. other than that, your little white box is useless to me. this sorry excuse for a game is not helping.

FlapDangerous

Maybe this is Nintendo's way of killing stupid people. Perhaps Wii Music is actually a bomb, that activates upon being inserted into the Wii. Let's hope Wii Music/explosive-device sells very well.

CrypticMetaphor

@holybarbie: I think the concept of the header was that this advert alone should bury the damn game.

CitizenInsane27

I am speechless.

amorphis

@Ambiguous Blob 2.0: Oh you beat me to it. :P

Kyolux

Silent Hill 2 did it better. Oh yeah, the dog ending rocked!

SpearXXI

Jesus....fucking.....christ.

Who in the hell thought that was a good idea????

I don't own a Wii, but even if I did, this would not get my approval, it is aimed to make people look like fools, nothing more.

CitizenInsane27

I cannot wait for this... I may actually pre order.

blizzardjesus

I just can imagine the parents buying their kids this new game. Then returning it a week later for the huge head aches they had to suffer after their long day at work to come home and listen to their kid make shitty music with dog barking sounds.

joy.

Kyolux

OOHHHHHHHH I thought they cancelled Wii Music thanks kotaku for dashinng my hope

holybarbie

so does anyone from Japan want to tell us want just happened, cause to us crazy North American folks this was really really weird, but hey maybe it makes perfect sense over yonder. Or maybe Nintendo just want to crap all over the people who helped them become so successful.

MerryPranksters

I am a big Nintendo fan, but there is no way I'll touch this stinking turd.

Klaymen

What the shit?

No really...

What the shit?

FLYBOY611

Unfortunately little kids will love this "noise maker"...

Haven't any of you ever gotten a family members or friends kid a noise making toys like one of those pull farm animals, plastic lawn mowers, or electric making guitars that make midi sounds and play songs?.... Well everyone, I give you the new noise maker for toddlers of the new millennium, guaranteed to drive parents every where crazy in 5 minutes flat! I think I know what I'm getting my little nephew for christmas this year. My cousin, that biatch, so has this coming to her! She owes me and I know exactly how to pay her back! Muwahahahahaha!

Ambiguous Blob 2.0

Looks like a designer's five year old daughter got into his documents one night.

elevenoverzero

@Dragoonkin: me too...

This will be nintendo's biggest failure since... well, not that long ago... the gamecube.

This leads me to believe the Wii is more a lucky strike than a well thought of sistem...

iam.gmo

@kazooiedog: So did I, I thought Nintendo took the advice from the many reporters and just canned the project. I was sadly mistaken.

Quicksilver4648

Forget Wii Music. Just R.I.P. Wii.

Quicksilver4648

I can make my own barking dog Christmas music now? ALRIGHT!

Ecks

@zkotaku: And just imagine, you'll get to listen to them do so for a several months after release anytime you buy something at EBgames/GameStop, the employee suicide rate will go through the roof, I'm sure.

Letiumtide

I honestly got a little excited when I saw the 2008-2008 headline.

kazooiedog

Im sorry, I couldnt hear the commercial. Some dog was barking right outside my window.

uveridiot

@Channing: My roommates got all offended when I heard an anime refer to an explosion as "boom". I new that dog barks were not refered to as "bow wow" everywhere in the world so I asked if boom was the same everywhere. They could not understand what I was asking. They are from China and Combodia so I figured there would be some difference somewhere, but they could not get it in their head what I was asking and that there could be difference.

Cartman86

This actually damages my memories of gaming bliss I had with the SNES. Retroactive nostalgia destruction. Thanks Nintendo.

FightingChance

5 year olds can play this all day long.

zkotaku

So I can do that with my casio keyboard or do it in the air? How exciting. I guess in the future we won't actually hold anything. I'll play an invisible guitar and cook stew in my invisible pot on my invisible stove.

Orionsaint

my god, what was that =/ seriously if this thing sells well i dont know what to make of this game industry >_<

shinko

Oh god...

Furries + Jingle Dogs....

+ Watch video

Oh god,... why did you have to take me off my Spore high Luke.

Ken

@Crawl to China: I laughed haha

Murderdolls

Dammit, don't get my hopes up like that. It'd be an early Xmas if they shitcanned that garbage.

ridleysaria

This is disgusting. You could make a flash game that had all the capabilities of this game in a matter of weeks, including motion control since you can use the wiimote with your PC. Being a bad game is one thing, but being a bad game because you did the lamest, easiest thing possible just so you could have something new to shove down our throats with the Nintendo name on it is inexcusable.

SarcasmOD

Canada: Eh eh

Crawl to China

Please... cancel it. Pleeeeeaaaaase. This is one of the stupidest things ever, maybe they thought it was a good idea because we all liked messing with the composer that came with Mario Paint.

Letiumtide

>:[

Toasticus

That looks like the least fun anyone could have playing a video game.

Murderdolls

Japanese: Wan wan
America: Bau wau
France: Uwa uwa
Germany: Hafu hafu
Russia: Gafu gafu
Indonesia: Gon gon
China: Uu uu
Korea: Mon mon

I learned something new today!

Channing

Oh, I forgot to add. Think of the lawsuits that will come from this.

Jack Thompson in his newest case: Does shaking things produce sound?

"12 year old child Jimbo Jimson was playing his Wii Music game, producing dog barking sounds when he got the idea to test his playing skill in real life. He then picked up his dog and shook it, and to no avail; it wasn't performing like his Wii Music. So, he simply kept shaking it until there was nothing left of the dog and now faces time in juvenile for inhumane animal abuse, however we all know it was completely the games fault.

Shocky-

KACHING!

AokiShinya

2008-2008 seems too long

Pata-pwn(TM?)

I can't think of anything witty to write, anything funny to say.

I...I've seriously got nothing. That has to be the worst thing I've seen in years, and it certainly doesn't look fun to play. Just oddly banging around in space to make dogs bark to a musical tune?

I am seriously baffled, and I can only hope the next Zelda makes up for this. It has a lot of work to do to erase this memory from my mind.

Apparatus Ex Somnium Design

I got all excited with the "RIP" and thought maybe they'd cancelled the damn thing in a moment of clarity.

Dragoonkin

2008-2008 LMAO!

Schoolimangooli's backpack turns into a ham sandwich!

Right... ummmm, about that.

Balance_In_Life

Wii Music fuck year!

FP_slomo788

I... um... what?

Samlove

I am totally confused...

Tilimorf

Better than guitar hero maybe? Shaking your hands like a madman to produce music maybe?

Genius maybe?

Shocky-

@BPMΣ: snu snu

icko

If I was to send an example of FAIL into space so that aliens could grasp our human understand of it, I would send this abomination of a video this second. What the hell was Nintendo smoking when they thought controlling a dog orchestra was a good idea?!

I almost want to contact the PETA to help stop the suffering those animals must be going through.

LittleBigPlaneteer

At first I was just indifferent to Wii Music... I really didn't care for it, nor did I hate it enough to wish it never existed.

But now...

I don't know how I feel!
Is this incredibly awesome? Or do I want to KILL IT WITH FIRE?! I just don't know anymore!!

BPMΣ

I'm not even typing on a real keyboard. I'm typing in mid-air on my invisible wii keyboard.

Orionsaint

@Ken:

Thank you for the most appropriate youtube video ever posted on a comment.

skitzogreg

@Crawl to China: really?...never seen dogs bark like that from where im at

Kuririn

What the hell did I just watch?

Thorax

@shrek187: Well we might as well get ourselves some warm jackets ASAP, cause i sense a mighty blizzard coming our way.....sadly -_-

DarthMetalHope

what...what was i just watching O_o?! *hides* sooo not cool

DarthMetalHope

I was... Amused. A Japanese girl having an epileptic fit that makes magical barking noises, what's not to like? I'm willing to shell out my money right now.

Definitely the game that made me think twice about trading in my Wii. Thankyou, Nintendo, for finally getting something right. This kind of thing is all "core gamers" ever wanted.

On second thought, did I just say I owned a Wii? "No chance in hell!", as that news bitch's son would say.

ViceOfFire

It somehow makes me want to play Wind Waker...

Uuhhh... my head...

PatMan33

I love games that are fun for all audiences, but this is just odd. To me it seems like by the time a kid gets enough motor skills to use a Wii remote, they've already outgrown this thing. I wonder what my little nephew thinks of this...

Wolfers

This looks positively nauseating!

nitromic

Core Wii owners will love it. They'll buy it, play it for a day or two and never think about it again. TAH DAH!

ScottG13

*facepalm*

Spootythegameguru

@MerryPranksters: I feel the need to correct you here. And keep in mind, I'm in no way condoning this absolutely retarded game.

But the people that made Nintendo successful? Come on. Us "core" folks are the ones who all abandoned Nintendo at the first sign of a Playstation and they almost went the way of SEGA. Is your memory so short? They're on top again largely because of abandoning these "loyal" fans. Their new bread and butter are ...whatever demographic is actually amused by ...whatever the fuck Wii Music is supposed to be. IE: folks who've never heard of video games before so they think being able to move pictures on a screen is some amazing new feat, or... brain dead folks who can stare for hours at a bright light. Or... moths.

dowingba

What genius! Nintendo has done it again, but now with DOGS. If my mathematics skills are still intact:
Wii + Music + game - Hardcore + doggy = ...
...
...
= Profits!
Everyone,
Nintendo
Is
Successful

goldwings

Wait Wii Music was canceled???

Barbara

@Dragoonkin: I thought the same think, until I remember Plunkett has used this format before...
@Plunkett *shakes fist* Well done sir! :D

jonny_foreigner

Mr Miyamoto was right; This is definitely more interesting than a game. This is History in the making right there, ladies and gentlemen...

Mr. Tambourine Man

Please let there be a LOL cat version.

weenull

@LittleBigPlaneteer: Let's not do anything drastic.

Seriously, that looks so STUPID. :\

mackincheese

If 20 years ago when Nintendo was king of the Universe, you showed me a crystal ball of what they turned into, I would have been so shocked and saddened as the junk that they turned into. And more shocked that people continually eat it up (yet its nobody that I know)

kenesu96

I think of Big Mouth Billy Bass after watching that clip.

...and we all know how that POS turned out...

boopadoo

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, mate.

nolanvoid

I guess we now know who Nintendo wants to dominate next. . .RADICA: Senseless Motion Sensor Games!

otakujpop

Ouch,
That hurt my brain

Filthy_O_Bedlam

This make Fry's dog look so damn happy...

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

Hopefully this will teach people who insist on defending Nintendo a lesson.

Dalren

Oof... jaw droppingly bad. The scariest part is that this was their centerpiece at E3. I really hope they're working on more actual games than just "Mario and Zelda." Not that I won't look forward to those, but what in the world will we have to play between now and 2010 or whenever those get released? I really hope they have more planned that we just don't know about yet.

Mezodon

...the fuck?!

Wow. Just wow Nintendo.

We used to be cool. Now, you're hanging out with weird people, acting all crazy. You've changed pal.

And not for the better. Hmph.

SnakesSolids

*stands up and applauds nintendo

The only thing that could make this any more perfect would be for nintendo to license the disney song collection.

meltyman

lol, odd.

The first thing that came to mind was Mario Paint.

em

*points upward at the commercial*

I'm quite sure that the american adverts will be less weird and feature more "cool, hip, american" things like guitars and drums and...

Wow, yeah, I just got the image of that insane epileptic fit they were calling a "drum solo" during the E3 conference.

Yeah, no advert could save this thing.

tlozwarlock

I don't know... this could be awesome if they let you sample your own sounds. I think it would be pretty awesome to play Beethoven's 5th using the word "penis" various octaves. Hell, it'll reinvigorate the masterpiece! (...and it'll be all thanks to Shigeru "it'll sell a billion" Mayamoto's Wii Music)

okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)

LOL at the mii with the dog costum!

Spartan301

So Nintendo is still sticking true to MIDI music eh?

Bigbobo

Hey, versatility. I can take that.

Still want this game. *raspberries to all the haters* :)

eclipsegryph

Wow. That's all.

Saliu

I....I...want....I..uh..

Can somebody hold me?

Err, um what the FUCK are they thinking. I thought the dog barking was just going to be a joke to play around with but they are really marketing it.... oh no what is the world coming to :(

jiSh

if someone played that in front of me I'd have to punch them in the face for being a douche bag.

Assassin_Kensei

So this is what the developers are wasting their time on while we wait for the next Zelda/Mario?

What really sucks is that it'll probably make a bajillion dollars somehow and we'll feel like idiots for "not getting it".

bw81

@Mezodon: Couldn't agree more. They better have other core games in the making 'cause if they have just started working on a new Mario and Zelda (geez, cant they bring new IPs?) what will we have to play from 1st parties in these 2 years we will have to wait for them to release?

Assuming the new Zelda is entirely new. TP was cool and all but I dont want to play another Ocarina of Time knock off. STEP IT UP NINTENDO!

Alex_Mexico

I honestly don't know what to think about this since there is not enough alcohol to make the game bearable, not enough fire to destroy it, a ditch deep enough to bury it forever, a cell dark enough to forget it and the fact that the day it will be release it will be as if millions of voices cried out and were suddenly silenced. Now if you excuse me I need to do something about my brain cells because way to many died going why god! why! watching that clip.

ikan

so, all of Miyamoto's creative efforts have been concentratd for the past month in this "game" for toddlers and ADD victims?

THIS is the reason Nintendo forgot to keep on doing real games?

THIS IS THE FU*****G REASON?

DAMN IT NINTENDO. HOW COULD YOU TURN ME FROM A RAGING NINTENDO FANBOY (1985-2008) TO A RAGING HATER SO FAST? Seriously... I've given you thousands of dollars over my life. I even made a line for the Wii and Zelda. Made the impossible to find Smash Bros over here in Mexico launch day and in LEGAL form. But you're pushing me now. I dont see a single game worth buying since Super Smash Bros BRawl (Mario kart wasn't even that worth it). Incredible....

Im serious about this: If this game becomes a phenomenom like Wii Play (well, "free" remote right?), Wii Sports (novelty indeed), and Wii Fit (definite innovation righ here) I will seriously loose any hope I had about the Wii ressurrecting with a real hardcore offering. If Wii Music becomes a success I will seriously consider not buying a new Nintendo console ever in my life and thats saying something coming from me.

All those years standing by my Gamecube and N64 when everyone else and their mom hated it for this? *sniff* Wheres my PS3? I need some comforting......

Alex_Mexico

yeah dudes you be dissin' this shit now though wait until you've drank about sixteen red bulls and popped a couple morphine pills -- this shit's gonna be hilarious

108

i really don't get it

Danilov.-

@Dragoonkin:

... Had the exact same reaction... :(

Tulkamir

Wow... jus wow! Can you even call this... this thing "music"?

Kai200X

Guaranteed: 3 million units of Wii Music SOLD!

Cagny

@dowingba I was more referring to core gamers and well gamers in general giving Nintendo a start, those who wet to the arcades and played the original Donkey Kong, and kept pushing Nintendo to break boundaries and truly make legendary games like Super Mario, Mario 64, Zelda etc... But look now, there taking an easy way out they make this gimmick games that are only fun for a few minutes and are fun for people who have never seen something like that before. But are any of these Wii games truly that good, Galaxy was good, but forgettable, Mario Kart Wii was generic, Brawl was a let down. Nothing on the system is groundbreaking and i would say that not a single is truly a must own.

MerryPranksters

yo let's judge a game before we play it

Fryfat2

What did I just put myself through?

ArgentAngel

i want to boycott nintendo. sure wii sports is fun, but i hate them more than apple now. they are pushing out the simplist easiest to make garbage, not to mention 2 gamecubes duct taped together and charging 5x the price for what its all really worth. atleast sony and MS give us something they actually invest time and money in.

sirpilf

Is this healthy? I mean all this encouraging to play fake instruments. No longer do kids wanna play a real guitar. They wanna play a fake plastic guitar with colored buttons. Why play a real flute? Play a fake one. Real drums? Why? Play fake drums! We're gonna end up with a generation of musician wannabes.

Yeah I played in a band. You did? Yeah in Wii band on Wii music. We went on tour for about 5 years. I'm so freakin talented!

Orionsaint

@Fryfat2:
They put it out there for us to judge it.

If they don't want people forming opinions on what they've shown, they shouldn't show anything till it's released.

If we all said it looked better than GOW2 or Fallout 3 would you be saying the same thing?

SnakesSolids

My biggest problem with Wii Music is its undeniable similarity to the horrible, prolonged, "chipmunked" versions of songs that you were forced to sit through at the end of every tour in Rayman Raving Rabbids 2. The mechanic was inaccurate, irritating, and not fun at all.
Good to see Nintendo is still ripping things off and slapping their brand name on it just to make sales. I'll stick with Rock Band 2, thanks.

Mujah

Didn't Nintendo state that this game was aimed for children, and would be good for children in a educational setting?

I am all for games like this so 6 year olds can have fun with gaming as well. You really don't expect a 6 year old to be playing Gears of War or GTA do you?

CartesianDualist

@weenull:
this.

Unclean1

I feel ashamed just by watching it.....

HELLSRIDER

wow. just wow!

DO NOT WANT!

kazooie

Oh the humanity!!!

Nintendo has reached new levels. Maybe games where characters dress as animals and soundtracks formed almost completely by animal sounds is that new 'better-than-HDD' thing.

They should at least allow to use your own digitized sounds... Anybody playing music with 'body noises'?

MaximoSupino

You guys know that was cute. The Puppy Mii!

TheWon

So, er ... I don't get it. Did someone just change the audio to dog sounds instead of whatever instrument she plays in the original ad? Wii Music is an insult to the human race. Seriously, orangutans would get tired of the game within a couple of seconds. Mark my words: This will be the first official Nintendo made "Wii" title to tank. It will be remembered in years to come as "Wii Disaster."

Sloopydrew

i have a feeling this will be huge at the old folks home, because they have the luxury of forgetting how much the game sucks.

spider2544

i just watched this again -- because, why not? -- and i have officially decided on the Most Interesting Thing About This Video:

a "+ button" icon, next to the word "END", is always present in the lower-left of the game screen.

in a game where no one can lose, you literally need to devote a whole button to "game over".

fascinating.

amazing.

interesting.

108

It actually looks pretty interesting. Not $50 interesting, but interesting nonetheless. If only the visuals were so so terrible.

everybest

Oh yeah, nintendo is REAL worried about the 200-300 of you whining about this. WOW they are really going to hear the lamentations of the elite gaming minority and decide to run their business according to a bunch of dudes reading a blog that constantly runs down their product and let the huge money train they are riding come off the tracks.

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE THE MINORITY NOW!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY SOCCER MOMS AND AARP CARD MEMBERS!!!!!!

I am on the bloody frontlines of this business/war, visiting 130+ retail stores every month in Los Angeles and this war was lost when holiday 06 ended and the Wii just kept selling. We alone cannot support a game system, go ask Sega about the Dreamcast. Nintendo knows that the new people bring the fat wallets while we go to cheap ass gamer to stretch our paychecks between trips to the local fast food joint for dollar menu items. They market games to sell for YEARS (Look at the lifetime sales of games like Nintendogs and Brain Age and any DS game that has Mario in the title) not weeks and don't have to cut prices while we can find prices being slashed for awesome games like Orange Box and DMC 4 (both of which I picked up at less than 30 bucks) They KNOW that YOU won't buy Wii Music. They are NOT COUNTING ON YOU! The millions of people that use the Wii as a party machine will and they will keep buying it, no matter how stupid it is. Go ask 2k about how Carnival Games made their wallets fat.

I know my argument will not change your mind, but I hope that at least one of you realizes that this world has changed and it has left us behind.

SoCalClone

I hope this is the only game Ian Huntley gets to play on his Wii, although I'm against torture...

Grassy_Knoll

I will play this with my dog

TheUnlovingSonOfCammieDunaway

epic LOLZ, im sold, get me this game now for fun family dogging action ;)

mbeck

Surely there are better ways to make money?

honeymustard

From the get-go I was convinced this was a hoax, albeit a well-constructed one. I especially liked how the barking dog sounded like shite, and not at all like actual music.
But then I saw the Mii in dog's costume. Oh my.

Protector one

Will Wii Music be bundled with a huge bag of weed?

That's the only way I can imagine anyone enjoying this.

Look, I'm a doggy. And there are pink elephants!

RealityCheckKH

@MerryPranksters: You know what all these new "casual"... "games" remind me of? Atari games with better graphics. Remember back when a game was nothing but a simple concept (usually) badly implemented but people were amazed at them just because they were moving images on a screen that could be controlled (clumsily, using that crappy joystick) by folks? Replace the word "joystick" with "wiimote" and we pretty much have the Wii.

Hey, there's still a chance the Wii will turn out like the DS and actually have good and innovative games. Not just one giant heaping pile of shovelware.

(Hey, it's not like this is going to cause another Great Videogame Crash like the Atari. No, real games will be fine. It'll just cause a Wii Crash.)

dowingba

@jaronimo:
I was translating what was written.

Channing

Damn no-embed videos!!! That was a good one, too... Still alive on mario paint composer...

K... here goes... An earlier version of the same song:

+ Watch video

The other one is better, you should watch that one.

bobtheduck

@Dragoonkin: Me too... I'm like "Did Nintendo go back to real gamers? I'M BUYING A WII WITH MY FIRST PAYCHECK WHEN... Oh, it was just a title that made no sense with the story, nevermind. Of course, the game itself made no sense, so I suppose it was fitting... You know the mario paint music creator is free on the net, right? You can put together REAL (though very staccato) music on there, only thing you're missing is waving your arms around, but at least there's the possibility of actual music... Sort of

+ Watch video

More real music than the ad in the article, anyhow.

bobtheduck

Wii music feels like those cheap ripoffs of the Gameboy back in the 90's, those that had 46 versions of Tetris and parents bought them for christmas because they looked the same and were much cheaper.

(cuddling in the corner and crying)

Krumm

Worst.
Commercial.
Ever.
Nuff Said.

joandrade

Just wait for Wii MotionPlus and 1:1 Dog Bark Music Making.

tatermoog

Shitty company is shitty.

phosphor112

It's over, nintendo are finished.

lowercaseluke

@shatteredhalo: To add to my previous comment: Anyone who thinks flailing their arms about wildly should be taken seriously and not just for fun's sake should be sent to the Mariana Trench. Nintendo's always been about having FUN. It's a GAME, people. Not a huge epic story about a 16 year old boy who's trying to save the world from an evil corporation.

shatteredhalo

lol maybe I'm just warped, but I want to pick up a Wii just so I can try this out. I don't care how lame it looks, I can bet it's a ton of silly, humorous fun. :D

shatteredhalo

I'm not entirely sure what just happened.

Noble-Asthmatic

....um, shes cute?.....

karmakid

I just could not stop laughing watching.

Who is going to be caught playing this game? they would probably wear a bag over their heads.

leganx

More reason I maintain I wouldn't be caught dead with a Wii in hand... PS3 FTW.

talk2sk

holy f....

schnodder

No time to comment now, I've got to go buy this!

erlik

W.T.F. Seriously, literally, utterly, W.T.F.

Strider-No.9

@everyone: Wow. Talk about a bandwagon.

shatteredhalo

So, umm, why did I buy a Wii again?

galactus5000

This is so EMBARRASSING. I wouldn't have the balls (not that I have balls) to play this even alone in a dark room.

Miharu

Ok, I thought this was a spoof at first. One of the instruments in the game is... a dog suit? Why not go classic and have a frog suit? Since we've already taken the exit to bat shit loco blv., why not go classic, and bring in the frog suit?

Lokno

I... don't know what to say...

Blah8

i have never been so ashamed to be a wii owner.

geekgrrl

This is officially a toy for small children...

"Wave your arms around to hear the sounds of barnyard animals! Go spastic over dogs barking... the dog says what?"

theuglyteradon

im so getting a wii , its lack of power and good games were an issue for me ...but after that ...I'm running out right now to hop on the wii bandwagon ..i just cant wait to get my waggle on!

phatnacky

@mlubczyn: To answer all your questions [www.neogaf.com]

BrotherNick

I keep on hearing on how the Wii will end up with a great game library like the DS.

What DS games are you guys playing? Any 3rd party games at all? I can't one one 3rd party DS game worth owning.

mlubczyn

OMG FUNNY XD

BrotherNick

That is absolutely retarded...I mean...really? WTFOMGBBQ????

I suppose it fits right in there to what demographic nintendo is really targetting...5 year olds and retards.

phunky420

GOTY!

mokona7

BINGO

Human Bomb Committed Solaricide

"... and the sound of facepalms all around the world was heard to the deepest corners of universe..."

Vargas

@BrotherNick: Ah!!! Finally, I should take a look at some of these. Thanks!!!

mlubczyk

I hope Wii music is a WiiWare title so that way I won't see it in stores and I won't see commercials for it.

Ryodestined

This is outselling PS3 and 360? WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO!!!!!!

JAGJEET

Return of the Mario Paint music composer dog sound! D:

DranzerKire

please do not buy this game.... please do not buy this game.... it will cause me serious mental trauma if this game makes the top of the charts when it goes on sale.

darvos

Brilliant! Video game company does not take itself too seriously.

(ooh, can I claim first positive post on this thread?)

This ad is a message from Nintendo to all of us to lighten up, accept that things can be there just for fun, chill out, hate less, smile more.

Definitely getting this - now when's it out in Europe?

phisheep

Nintendo innovative?! Pah! This is soooooooooooooo ripping off Silent Hill 2!

Bergerac

That looks Godawful. They lost a sale with that.

noelix

Arf, arf. Arf arf arf. Arf arf arf!

Allosteric

@mlubczyn: Ace Attorney series, Rocket Slime (I really enjoyed this game), Jump Ultimate Stars, Final Fantasy games. There are plenty, you just seem to overlook them.

DranzerKire

So this is what it sounds like when creativity dies.

Seriously, look at the expression of the girl who's playing. She's like "Where's the part where I should start looking like I'm having fun?"

cheez

cute shiba inu ^_^;

richard733

You should'nt have put the R.I.P. on the title.

Did your momma not teach you that getting peoples hopes up just to kick them in the balls isnt right?

Luke you should be ashamed of yourself. >:(

Abyss123

nintendo is marketing to furries now.

Just opening up new markets

red3001

I wasn't that scared until the very end with...that.

I'm going to retire to my bunker. I have enough MREs and Gatorade to last until the apocalypse blows over. My SNES should help me forget this ever happened.

Dr. Nooooooooo

@Letiumtide: yeah, except this doesn't look anything like that, unfortunately

Tatticus

@DranzerKire: Nah, just not my type of games I guess.

mlubczyn

That brings:
Horror to my face,
Pain to my ears,
Weakness to my heart,
Discomfort to my stomach, and
Sadness to my pants.

Nedge

That was seriously the biggest "WTF" moment I have ever had in my entire life.

Katana3160

@Fryfat2: Why not, you do it all the time.

I'm not sure how you can be looking forward to that 'game' with a straight face.

Admiral55

...

I will buy Wario Land. I will (maybe) buy Disaster : day of Crisis (if the reviews are good). But one thing is sure, I'm not going to buy this "toy".

roger9614462

isn't wrong that i like it a little :P

abhakam

I watched this again, hoping it was all just a bad dream.

I think it devoured my soul this time.

Dalren

Thats soooo cute cant wait to be a dog!

and then execise on my wii!

It can do everything!

except play dvds, and have last gen graphics!

Ice-9

I just died a little inside.

This is why I just bought a 360. I'd rather there were Core games for my Wii that I couldn't spent to 400 dollars on, but that's not the case.

Herabec

bunch of insecure HD fanboys! this will sell a ton!

fearless23

The sad thing is that it will sell. Really well.

Super Bunny Princess

Hmmm. Maby they'll have that silent hill 2 theme dog-version to play.

I_AM_D

Needs more plaid skirt

Jaffo

@Shocky-: LOL

Cheroro