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Guess Who's Making A 'God Of War' Movie?
Posted by Michael McWhertor at 8:30 AM on October 1, 2008
This guy! Brett Ratner! According to the man himself, a God of War movie adaptation is one of the projects he's currently working on alongside a new Beverly Hill Cop flick and [Unintelligible]. The director of the barely tolerable Rush Hour series and the miserable X-Men: The Last Stand says that the PlayStation hack and slash adventure-turned-movie is "waiting for the scripts and greenlights to come in" so don't start camping for your place in line just yet.
It already sounds better than that ill-conceived Guitar Hero movie adaptation, despite Mr. Ratner's track record. We're just interested to see how a game with this much violence and gratuitous nipple display will nab the much desired PG-13 rating.
Brett Ratner Making God of War Film: Confirmed [UGO]

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AnonUserAnonymous
Posted 9:10 AM 1/10/08
@bfwings55: Nope. I liked them. They were good movies. Then again I think Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan make a good team on screen. Not only that, a movie like that was more of a summer flick that is funny and has lots of action, the story doesn't really have to make much sense.
AnonUserAnonymous
dowingba
Posted 9:10 AM 1/10/08
You know how sometimes business owners will burn down their own business in order to collect the insurance money?
This must be what Hollywood is trying to do.
dowingba
ViciousViper
Posted 9:09 AM 1/10/08
What's next Ratner a game based on bejewled??
ViciousViper
SynchronizedBlink
Posted 9:06 AM 1/10/08
This guy needs to stop talking.
SynchronizedBlink
bfwings55
Posted 9:04 AM 1/10/08
I actually kind of liked the Rush Hour movies (except for 3). Am I the only one?
bfwings55
Spartan1308™
Posted 9:04 AM 1/10/08
@TheIrishNinja: X3 sucked, but it sucked b/c of the story. Ratner didn't write it. I thought all of the Rush Hour movies were at least decent. The first 2 were better than the third, but that was again b/c of the writing.
Spartan1308™
ReconToaster
Posted 9:03 AM 1/10/08
I wonder how this will affect the lawsuit about the guy who claimed to have had the idea for god of war stolen from a screenplay that he was denied publishing of from sony...
ReconToaster
jollydwarf
Posted 9:00 AM 1/10/08
I kind of already had reason to suspect this, so I guess I'm just posting to see how many other people see his shit-eating grin and have to restrain themselves from reflexively punching their monitors.
And "GoW"/Sony fans...bear in mind that if he's already attached to this project, the studio never REALLY took the license seriously. They want an even more spastic, more adolescent version of "300". So weep not for potential awesomeness forfeited. Christopher Nolan or Peter Jackson or Guillermo del Toro were never a possibility...except in your sadly deluded heads.
jollydwarf
Thorax
Posted 9:00 AM 1/10/08
I give up, Hollywood.
Thorax
Captain_Goober
Posted 8:58 AM 1/10/08
@Captain_Goober: And I made a typo. WTF!
Captain_Goober
Strangelove
Posted 8:57 AM 1/10/08
If they used Chris Tucker as Kratos, I'd definitely see it.
I'm Blackanese! We got the same mama!
Strangelove
AnonUserAnonymous
Posted 8:57 AM 1/10/08
@Assassin9: I fairly enjoyed all three Rush Hours. X3 had good action scenes, a horrible story surrounding a well thought plot (which really saddens me), bad story pacing, and lose ends. Though I must admit I liked it better than the first movie, it was so boring. X2 was simply the shitz.
AnonUserAnonymous
yoyoiven
Posted 8:55 AM 1/10/08
As soon as I saw this I held my breath... If I saw the words "Uwe" or "Boll", I was prepared to jump off a bridge
yoyoiven
zanzibarlegend
Posted 8:54 AM 1/10/08
@MetalGearMax: agreed.i loves me prison break. although x-turd left us with a bad taste in our mouths. how can you ruin a movie about people with super powers?
zanzibarlegend
bfwings55
Posted 8:53 AM 1/10/08
They shouldn't make a movie about a game until it's been out for at least 7 years or so. This goes for the Gears of War movie too. And Bioshock? That game just came out.
bfwings55
sosadagr8
Posted 8:52 AM 1/10/08
By the Gods.......
sosadagr8
AnonUserAnonymous
Posted 8:52 AM 1/10/08
Well look at the bright side, GoW is all about action, so at least if there's one thing Ratner can do well, is make a damn entertaining action scenes. Now the story of the movie, well... that's a different can o'beans and Ratner is very bad at stories, and movie pacing. LoL.
AnonUserAnonymous
Captain_Goober
Posted 8:51 AM 1/10/08
@CrypticMetaphor: Dammit I just made that joke! I am too slow to the party I gues...
Captain_Goober
Captain_Goober
Posted 8:50 AM 1/10/08
Breaking news! An official statement has been made by Kratos himself! According to Kratos himself, "The Gods of Olympus have abandoned me, now there is no hope!" Kratos then preceded to jump off an abyss to his apparent death.
Captain_Goober
L1GHTN1N
Posted 8:50 AM 1/10/08
A PG-13 GoW? That's like trying to make a PG-13 Silence of the Lambs, it just doesn't work.....
L1GHTN1N
Cal_Naughton_Jr
Posted 8:50 AM 1/10/08
Game journalists created Brett Ratner! I kid, I kid. ;)
I own the first God of War I just need to get around to playing it. Yes, my backlog is that bad. I blame it on MMO's.
Cal_Naughton_Jr
HenryHSH
Posted 8:49 AM 1/10/08
Noes. :(
HenryHSH
TheIrishNinja
Posted 8:49 AM 1/10/08
@MetalGearMax: ive heard good things bout that show, but i doubt they can undo x-men 3.
TheIrishNinja
TheRiver
Posted 8:49 AM 1/10/08
So with one of the most popular and awesome franchises going right now...and the fans get this clown? A guy who couldn't even get Rush Hour 3 correct? funny lines and marital arts, I'm not even sure how it's possible to screw up such a simple formula. I hope Sony is smart enough to step up and get this idiot away from one of their most lucrative franchises. let him waste the movies he's already screwed up, like making X4.
TheRiver
funktion3
Posted 8:49 AM 1/10/08
Why not just give it to Uwe Boll. At least then it might be funny. This is truly horrific news.
funktion3
TheIrishNinja
Posted 8:49 AM 1/10/08
wow, so uh, the guy that fucked the x-men franchise right on up is doing a video game movie, based on a 2-dimensional character.
why are you guys so upset? its not like this was a story that needed to be told or something. now, if ratner got onto, say, a metal gear movie, then id shit angry, square little bricks.
TheIrishNinja
homernoy
Posted 8:48 AM 1/10/08
I don't know why, but everytime I hear or read the name Ratner, it reminds me of the character Mark Ratner in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I guess when I first watched the movie I had never met or heard of anyone with that name.
Anyway, I think this (GoW) could be a very cool movie if done right.
homernoy
Thunder-1
Posted 8:48 AM 1/10/08
Brett Ratner just proves that all you really need in Hollywood is a lesson on how to give a serious rimjob to a producer. There's no other way, he's obviously not talented.
His one claim to serious fame in Red Dragon was barely directed by him, others did the work, he got the credit.
Then again he's slept with pretty much an ensemble of who's who in Hollywood so...yay?
Fuck you Ratner, another decent game title that could bring in millions is going to be a farce that will alienate the original fanbase. You destroyed X-Men, PLEASE stay away from Kratos.
Thunder-1
FP_slomo788
Posted 8:48 AM 1/10/08
@CrypticMetaphor: Good night, sweet prince.
FP_slomo788
CrypticMetaphor
Posted 8:48 AM 1/10/08
@CrypticMetaphor: Fuck you typos. *now
CrypticMetaphor
MetalGearMax
Posted 8:47 AM 1/10/08
He co-created Prison Break, so all is forgiven. <3
MetalGearMax
phantomlink
Posted 8:47 AM 1/10/08
CGI... or no?
It could only be good as CGI... real actors cant do the work Kratos does :(
phantomlink
Aeralindor
Posted 8:47 AM 1/10/08
Well seeing as I never cared for the games, I probably wouldn't be seeing this anyway. I'm sorry to those fans of God of War though.
Aeralindor
Cunder
Posted 8:47 AM 1/10/08
@Mister_Jack:
Lmao that was funny just thinking about a scene like that.
Cunder
CrypticMetaphor
Posted 8:46 AM 1/10/08
The Gods have abandoned us, no there is no hope.
*(falls of cliff)*
CrypticMetaphor
Candlejack
Posted 8:46 AM 1/10/08
Oh noes.
Candlejack
GreyFoxV1
Posted 8:46 AM 1/10/08
@thekirby45: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*wheeze*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
GreyFoxV1
FP_slomo788
Posted 8:46 AM 1/10/08
@thekirby45: QFT. :/
FP_slomo788
PsycheE
Posted 8:46 AM 1/10/08
This is what happens when you graduate with a "C" from film school.
PsycheE
Thunder-1
Posted 8:46 AM 1/10/08
Great, will Kratos have a companion who gets into all kinds of crazy hijinks at his expense?
"By the son of Zeus! You crazy Kratos, YOU CRAZEEE!"
Thunder-1
Assassin9
Posted 8:46 AM 1/10/08
Rush Hour wasn't the worst thing ever... but X3? Damn. If this movie is anything like X3 that will suck something awful.
Assassin9
mfwahwah
Posted 8:46 AM 1/10/08
A PG-13 God of War movie directed by Brett Ratner?
Haha, nooooo thank you.
mfwahwah
Mister_Jack
Posted 8:46 AM 1/10/08
@bigman88zz: You crazy, Ares! You crazaaaaaay!
Mister_Jack
dead_red_eyes
Posted 8:46 AM 1/10/08
Why oh why? Somebody needs to kick Ratner's ass and bust that mouthpiece of his up into a thousand pieces. I have no idea how this guy keeps getting work, when he does nothing but put out shitty movies. ARGH!
dead_red_eyes
Mister_Jack
Posted 8:45 AM 1/10/08
Hollywood had too many good movies this year. Wall-E, Iron Man, Dark Knight...Now we have to put up with shit like Dragonball and Brett Ratner's God of War in the future to achieve equilibrium.
Mister_Jack
JuanitaVeto
Posted 8:45 AM 1/10/08
What?! So i'm guessing Chris Tucker is going to play Kratos?
JuanitaVeto
Muisee
Posted 8:45 AM 1/10/08
I guess I will like the movie as much as I like the games.
Muisee
bigman88zz
Posted 8:44 AM 1/10/08
i wonder if he'll cast chris tucker as kratos...
bigman88zz
MistryMan
Posted 8:44 AM 1/10/08
In the end, there will only be bad movies made by Brett Ratner.
MistryMan
thekirby45
Posted 8:43 AM 1/10/08
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
thekirby45
Dayvie
Posted 9:33 AM 1/10/08
Am I the only one who thinks that a GOW movie would look great in the 300 movie style?
Obviously alot more gore and tits, but same art direction.
Dayvie
CMax
Posted 9:32 AM 1/10/08
Can we, as a gaming community, pool all our money together to become like majority share holders in the movie and kick Ratner's ass to the curb?
CMax
OW-Holmes
Posted 9:26 AM 1/10/08
Ares! Destroy Brett Ratner, and my life is yours.
OW-Holmes
DeathBeforeDishonor
Posted 9:23 AM 1/10/08
@CrypticMetaphor: lol well put.
DeathBeforeDishonor
CockroachMan
Posted 9:23 AM 1/10/08
So.. this guy wants to become the american Uwe Boll?
CockroachMan
DeathBeforeDishonor
Posted 9:22 AM 1/10/08
@mfwahwah: Ditto, I waas fearing this moment...
DeathBeforeDishonor
ninjablaze
Posted 9:22 AM 1/10/08
Hey now Michael, Rush Hour 2 was a funny movie.
ninjablaze
chaosofdante
Posted 9:18 AM 1/10/08
i really liked rush hour 1 and 2. now 3 is a whole nother story.....
chaosofdante
Club80
Posted 9:16 AM 1/10/08
@funktion3: Absolutely 100% agreed with you, funktion.
Club80
Mister_Jack
Posted 9:16 AM 1/10/08
@ViciousViper: Not quite
+ Watch video
Mister_Jack
Final
Posted 9:16 AM 1/10/08
@JuanitaVeto: but only if he wears the leopard suit from 5th element. Ares, Ares my man.
Final
Cal_Naughton_Jr
Posted 9:16 AM 1/10/08
Game journalists created Brett Ratner! I kid, I kid.
I admit to liking Rush Hour 2 - kind of a guilty pleasure. His other movies, while not exactly B movies were more like A- movies.
Cal_Naughton_Jr
PlayerOne
Posted 9:15 AM 1/10/08
I really enjoyed Red Dragon and was very surprised Brett Ratner directed it. I prefer it to the original Manhunter. It's not as good as Silence of the Lambs, but few things are. So who knows! You have to admit "God of War: The Movie: A Brett Ratner Film" will be better than the proposed Guitar Hero movie. ahhaha
PlayerOne
Shockadin
Posted 9:12 AM 1/10/08
I liked Rush Hour. And the only xmen i cared to watch was the last stand.
dont hate brothas.
Shockadin
ViciousViper
Posted 9:10 AM 1/10/08
What's next ratner a movie based on bejeweled??
ViciousViper
develin
Posted 9:58 AM 1/10/08
Honestly compared to a lot of other movie sequels (yes, I look at you Spiderman 3, Sam Raimi, yeah, you made the evil dead saga but I am losing my patience), X-Men 3 wasn't that bad. Enjoyable one time watch.
Biggest Problem (same with the current Max Payne movie) will be that they will ignore the atmosphere of the game and just take the premise. So what we will get will be a Gladiator style GoW, which doesn't need to be too bad...
BTW did the GoW story remind anyone else remind you of the life of a psychopath: A guy kills his family, and then goes on slaughtering lots of people as he is on a mission from the gods ....
develin
agentxricky
Posted 9:58 AM 1/10/08
David Jaffe doesn't seem to mind that much, but then again, he doesn't spend his entire day trying to top his record for most dissenting posts on a message board in a day.
agentxricky
PapaBear434
Posted 9:53 AM 1/10/08
Great, the man who ruined the awesome X-Man series is going to ruin the epic story of God of War.
PapaBear434
RaepGoblin
Posted 9:48 AM 1/10/08
If he makes a GoW movie, I'm gonna kill Zeus.
RaepGoblin
creid
Posted 9:48 AM 1/10/08
Whenever I read Kotaku ragging on Brett Ratner I think "Hey, what's the deal? He made The Usual Suspects, and that was a good movie." Now I realize that Brett Ratner and Bryan Singer are not the same person.
Prison Break is good though, so he's not all bad.
creid
Takamoto
Posted 9:47 AM 1/10/08
(In Kratos voice)
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUUUUUUUUUUTH!!!!!!
Takamoto
B33
Posted 9:47 AM 1/10/08
I'd like to know who the hell was the asshole who approved this decision.
B33
QuasarSquirrel
Posted 9:44 AM 1/10/08
@AnonUserAnonymous: X3 was utter garbage, it was horrible, if I'd seen Ratner on the street after it I would have hit him with my shoe. I would give him this, it had to take skill to single handedly ruin that franchise, just not that good kind of skill.
QuasarSquirrel
MentalNote
Posted 9:43 AM 1/10/08
Well... Fuck.
MentalNote
auron-1
Posted 9:42 AM 1/10/08
a god of war movie it will be awesome.
auron-1
StupidDufus
Posted 9:40 AM 1/10/08
I never thought GoW was that great to begin with, so I don't see Ratner doing much worse with the franchise.
And I liked his work on Rush Hour (the first one), and didn't mind X-Men.
StupidDufus
taeka22
Posted 9:36 AM 1/10/08
NOOOO!! he should stay with comedy!! X3 was horrible!!! it should be like Ridly Scott! Anyone but this guy
taeka22
malio
Posted 9:35 AM 1/10/08
This guy makes movies very fast, and cheaply. They give him stuff with a proven audience (Xmen, GoW) aka "guaranteed cash", then he makes a barely passable flick quickly and cheaply. They get panned by the critics and everyone else for sucking, but they make assloads of cash because the fan-base goes and sees them.
I'll never see another movie from this guy, even if he makes Iron Man 2 and X-Men 4, he's a total hack.
malio
defuniak
Posted 10:23 AM 1/10/08
Comparing Uwe Boll to Brett Ratner?! That's a bit harsh... this hate for Ratner's really grown into its own entity fueled not by logic/reason at all!
Brett Ratner's a competent director, and while not mind-blowing, I've enjoyed stuff like Red Dragon, the first Rush Hour, and even X-men 3. I didn't like what happened to the characters, but how much of that rest with the director and how much with the writers?
Meh, if he makes a GoW film, I'd go see it.
defuniak
pandafresh
Posted 10:21 AM 1/10/08
i dont what yer gettin yer knickers in a knot about, rush hour was fried gold baby, fried gold
pandafresh
Dresan
Posted 10:18 AM 1/10/08
@QuasarSquirrel:
Hitting people with your shoes is awesome... everybody should do it at least once in your life.
Brett justifies its existence(hitting people...with...your shoes).
Dresan
CannibalDan
Posted 10:15 AM 1/10/08
PG-13 rated movie for an M rated game... Kids arent supposed to play the game, so why let them see the movie?
Also, why are they still giving Ratner work???
CannibalDan
Xanto5824
Posted 10:07 AM 1/10/08
I think he and Uwe Boll should get together and make the worst movie ever.
Xanto5824
Mike918
Posted 10:06 AM 1/10/08
Guillermo del Toro could do some awesome work! why choose a guy who wants to make a movie about plastic fake guitars?!
Mike918
Meohfumado
Posted 10:05 AM 1/10/08
Ah...Ratner...proving once again that in America, supreme douchebags can easily achieve status and fame with very little talent.
Meohfumado
LastFace
Posted 10:02 AM 1/10/08
@thekirby45: My thoughts exactly.
LastFace
eastshore4
Posted 10:02 AM 1/10/08
Rant time.
What is it about directors that makes people pinpoint them as the sole reason a movie succeeds/fails? The man didn't write the crappy story(writers do that), he didn't hand craft the crappy CGI all by himself(effects studios), he doesn't greenlight the crappy product placement or excise the controversial ending the book had(producers)... hell, chances are he didn't even edit the damn thing! Very rarely do directors suck as much as people like to think they do... sometimes they're dicks like Michael Bay, or deserve the panning because they ARE responsible for the sucky script or editing of their films like M Night, and yeah Ratner fancies himself as a bit of a celebrity which does up the douche factor a bit, but if you ask me he does his job as a DIRECTOR just fine. Shots are framed well, he might not work with the best actors but he at least gets good performances out of them.
eastshore4
TheIrishNinja
Posted 10:00 AM 1/10/08
@Spartan1308™: i dont expect a director to necessarily turn shit into gold, but you're telling me you lay the blame for X3 entirely on the lack of Hayter?
TheIrishNinja
TwilightKing
Posted 10:47 AM 1/10/08
Is it confirmed that they want it to be a PG-13 movie? If so why? That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard. It is meant to be a graphic and brutal story. Keep it that way.
TwilightKing
Roto13
Posted 10:45 AM 1/10/08
This guy is what the series deserves, really.
Roto13
ComixZone
Posted 10:44 AM 1/10/08
if God of War gets a PG-13 label, I'm not going to see it. Why? Because it's not God of War if it's PG-13.
ComixZone
em
Posted 10:41 AM 1/10/08
@GreyFoxV1:
lol, on my computer the Os are extended outside of the comment box. XD
em
jayntampa
Posted 10:35 AM 1/10/08
Why are you any of you assuming it's pg-13? Ratner has made many R movies ...
jayntampa
CitizenInsane27
Posted 10:32 AM 1/10/08
@Shockadin: You lack a soul.
CitizenInsane27
CitizenInsane27
Posted 10:31 AM 1/10/08
@TheIrishNinja: I would lay most of the blame on the lack of hayter, the direction wasn't so bad as much as the plot couldn't hold it's own. The entire script lacked consistency and overall was too jumpy and bent on being horribly surprising (what they did to Professor X was UNFORGIVABLE), but in light of Ratner's career, I don't consider him a shining star of a director by any means. Give the GoW to Zach Snyder, Frank Miller, or hell, even James Cameron could make a masterpiece out of that '2 dimensional character.'
CitizenInsane27
futurebiblehero
Posted 10:31 AM 1/10/08
@CannibalDan: It's an odd practice, but it's nothing new. It never made any sense to me that there were Rambo toys in the 80s ("Aww! Rambo's in a pit having feces thrown on him by the Vietnamese and can't get out! I'll use my rocket powered grappling hook! YEAH! RAMBO!").
futurebiblehero
CitizenInsane27
Posted 10:28 AM 1/10/08
@mfwahwah: Yeah, maybe when he uses the blades of chaos the whole screen will go black and white.
CitizenInsane27
drschleg
Posted 10:27 AM 1/10/08
A possible PG-13 God of War movie directed by the Rat? It's already failed.
drschleg
RichMeisterMan
Posted 11:14 AM 1/10/08
The PG-13 movie is what keeps video game movies from being worth a damn.
We already know the plot and shit is going to suck balls. So make up for it with gore and tits.
Having a mature rated game turned into a PG-13 movie is stupid to begin with.
Max Payne looked like it was going to be alright. Then, Oh...PG-13? Never mind.
RichMeisterMan
lightweaponx
Posted 11:07 AM 1/10/08
Wow, I hate Brett Ratner. He must have gone through a few sets of knee pads landing that gig. I would rather ANYBODY direct this movie over this talentless dbag. It's awesome that the movie is that much closer to being real but the simple fact numbnuts here is the supposed director, even Jaffe doesn't know for sure, almost makes me wish it was all a hoax. Fuck you Brett Ratner! All your movies suck!
lightweaponx
PuppyGuarder
Posted 11:03 AM 1/10/08
When I look into that face, I feel a great disturbance, as if millions of X-Men fans suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
PuppyGuarder
DarthMetalHope
Posted 11:00 AM 1/10/08
@DarthMetalHope: I just hope the much desired rating of PG-13 ends up not happening
DarthMetalHope
FreakyFavabean
Posted 11:00 AM 1/10/08
@TheIrishNinja: Have you played the games? They're a lot deeper than they seem at first.
FreakyFavabean
DarthMetalHope
Posted 10:59 AM 1/10/08
A God of War movie being PG-13?....haha thats like a biiiig "FUCK YOU" to the game series
DarthMetalHope
Psudonym
Posted 10:58 AM 1/10/08
I like Rush Hour... Alright, this isn't exactly Shakespeare. It's very hard to get the characters all wrong like X-Men 3 did. But that's not going to be the problem, he's just gotta have angry man cutting up gods. What could go wrong?
Psudonym
Thorax
Posted 10:52 AM 1/10/08
@Roto13: Hey, I like God of War...
Thorax
Thorax
Posted 10:50 AM 1/10/08
@Dayvie: I agree with you, they both have the same brutal style.
Thorax
LinkedtothePast
Posted 11:39 AM 1/10/08
@PsycheE: You get the chance to direct the film adaptation of an extremely popular video game?
LinkedtothePast
motogp
Posted 11:28 AM 1/10/08
Are they really giving it to this guy to make up a game!.Its most probably gonna be a red-light rather than a green light.I wonder who Kratos will be?.Haha and lol i agree glad its not Uwe Boll making the movie =P
motogp
coveredinblood
Posted 11:28 AM 1/10/08
anybody who was actually hoping for a quality adaptation of a gow movie is in for a big disappointment regardless of director. Dont get me wrong the game isnt bad by any means, but it is a GAME. A film about the mythology the game is based on might work but you put a bald actor with clown make up on the big screen and ask non fanboys to take it seriously is just fucking stupid. Especially with a trademark Kratos weapon and....god it sounds rediculous. Ratner is the perfect fit. The guy makes shitty movies derived from marketable 2nd rate stories. they should get paul w.s. anderson to do it. If your going to make a fucked up video game movie, you might as well go all out.
coveredinblood
GrandfatherParadox
Posted 11:22 AM 1/10/08
Aw hell no...........
GrandfatherParadox
ThaRealFofo
Posted 11:19 AM 1/10/08
The only way this will work is if Chris Tucker plays Kratos and Jackie Chan plays Zeus. Other than that, no friggin way!
ThaRealFofo
Theoutlet
Posted 11:17 AM 1/10/08
@lightweaponx: Can't wait to see Jaffe's video response to this news.
Theoutlet
Theoutlet
Posted 11:16 AM 1/10/08
WHY? WERE YOU NOT CONTENT KILLING THE X-MEN FRANCHISE THAT YOU MUST RAPE AND PILLAGE MORE OF THE THINGS I LOVE?!
Theoutlet
Joghobs
Posted 12:01 PM 1/10/08
I just hope it stars Vin Diesel
Joghobs
ZetaCrossfire
Posted 11:58 AM 1/10/08
HEY i liked those movies
ZetaCrossfire
Theoutlet
Posted 11:52 AM 1/10/08
As much as I fucking hate Brett Ratner I hate you more. Yes, you! Studios wouldn't give this assclown money to make more movies if you didn't go out and see it. We wouldn't have the horrid Resident Evil series if you guys didn't just eat that shit up. If we all just stayed home and played the games we loved and waited until there was something decent out there to spend our money on we wouldn't have this problem.
You've done more to make bad video game movies then Uwe Boll ever will.
Theoutlet
lightweaponx
Posted 11:49 AM 1/10/08
@Theoutlet: He doesn't go off on a "Fuck you Brett Ratner! @#%**%$#!!!" rant :(
lightweaponx
hagridore
Posted 11:48 AM 1/10/08
If I don't see it, it doesn't exist. Worked for the last Indiana Jones film.
hagridore
Theoutlet
Posted 11:46 AM 1/10/08
@coveredinblood: I'm assuming that you've never seen a comic book movie before. Because anyone who's worth their salt in the movie business would probably change how he looks so the average movie going crowd could get in to it, and ultimately the fans would forgive them. How the character looks is ultimately a minor thing.
Theoutlet
Megalomatthew
Posted 11:42 AM 1/10/08
Fuck you Brett Ratner...fuck you in your stupid face.
Megalomatthew
LordDayton
Posted 12:53 PM 1/10/08
NOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOoOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*sigh* I'm still thankful that the BioShock movie is in better hands than this moron...
LordDayton
demonknightinuyasha
Posted 12:42 PM 1/10/08
alright i got the torches you get the pitchforks, we meet outside his house in an hour, go go go go! >.>
seriously.....huge fucking disappointment.....
demonknightinuyasha
excaleranth
Posted 12:36 PM 1/10/08
@em: it's what everyone is thinking, i'm sure.
excaleranth
ibelli
Posted 12:32 PM 1/10/08
Brett Ratner is a piece of monkey shit.
ibelli
KeroseneClimax
Posted 1:04 PM 1/10/08
@CitizenInsane27: And you're a bandwagon jumper. Heaven forbid a differing opinion on the matter.
KeroseneClimax
wildfire759
Posted 1:02 PM 1/10/08
Brett Ratner should only be allowed to do Rush Hour films, only because I need to see more cheezy Jackie Chan movies.
wildfire759
Gouki4u
Posted 1:44 PM 1/10/08
I find it sadly ironic this guy asked Johnny Drama if he was retarded in an episode of Entourage. A new Beverly Hills Cop movie? Seriously? God of War would make a competent film in any other hands (bar Uwe Boll), but Beverly Hills Cop?
Gouki4u
BtownDesignGuy
Posted 2:08 PM 1/10/08
I'm starting to feel bad for Brett Ratner. I mean, the original Rush Hour wasn't a bad movie. I kind of like it.
But maybe, just maybe, making a movie like that early on in your career creates a certain level of expectation... and maybe not everyone can hit that mark all the time.
Why hate Ratner, when even the athiests in the crowd can agree with Jesus in saying we should feel sorry for the guy?
Oh, wait, Jesus didn't actually say anything specific about pitying Brett Ratner. But you still get my point, right?
BtownDesignGuy
AnonUserAnonymous
Posted 2:08 PM 1/10/08
@QuasarSquirrel: I agree. I did like the fighting scenes though. I think it made it worse considering the main plot (The Cure) actually could have been a real threat to the mutants and have made for good story.
To this day I still don't understand why Jean killed everyone most important to her without second thought, however, with no logical explanation allowed the villains to remain completely free of her wrath until the end where she went crazy. Hell she was on their team!! If anything the Phoenix should have been a loner.
I still dont know what the Iceman, Rogue, Kitty love thing was about, I guess it just died off on its own? Lol. Where the freak was Gambit? Why was wolverine the only one able to break through to Jean with his... ahem... feelings for her?
Ive never liked Cyclops's character outside of his powers but I thought the Jean/Wolverine love thing was simply what most non comic book fans would have loved to see. I thought it was cheezy how easily she killed the... ahem (again)... most important love of her life.
Since when has Storm been able to project lightning from her hands?!?! I thought that part was kind of cool though. Last but not least, you never... ever... take the powers of a naked blue chick with nice globes. Damn you Ratner. Hehe.
In all honesty I was not disgusted by the movie. I thought the story was very bad, horribly paced, but the action and I guess just seeing some childhood heroes in action made it a watchable action flick.
AnonUserAnonymous
LinkedtothePast
Posted 2:07 PM 1/10/08
After the Guitar Hero movie pitch, it took Brett Ratner a few more tries to get to a good idea for a video game film like God of War. Those include:
Math Bee starring Donkey Kong Jr.
Mass Effect's Wild Elevator Adventure
The Misadventures of that dog from Duck Hunt
Tetris: After the A-bloc-alypse
LinkedtothePast
face0324
Posted 1:58 PM 1/10/08
it better not get a pg13
face0324
TheIrishNinja
Posted 1:53 PM 1/10/08
@CitizenInsane27: yes. frank miller would have a field day with him, and itd be fun mesh. good call.
@FreakyFavabean: i honestly finished neither one, but played a great deal and had the endings spoiled for me. so there might be more later on, granted, but i got an awful lot of the smoldering-with-generic-rage mixed in with mythology as the meat of it.
TheIrishNinja
giroml
Posted 3:18 PM 1/10/08
Why's everyone so down on this guy? I looked over his director credits at imdb and none of his movies are gut wrenchingly awful. Is everyone just jumping on the hate bandwagon? Certainly he's no Uwe Boll.
giroml
Eville1 says SKUse me a sec.
Posted 3:13 PM 1/10/08
Any man that refers to himself as "Jewverine" and is more well known for his house parties and banging lindsay lohan MUST be sanctioned before he has a chance to pull a Uwe Boll.
Eville1 says SKUse me a sec.
Roto13
Posted 3:37 PM 1/10/08
@ComixZone: You are named after the greatest Genesis game ever made. I love you.
Roto13
BossVersion1
Posted 3:36 PM 1/10/08
@jollydwarf: Oh snap, Jaffe called you out!
BossVersion1
Poison
Posted 3:34 PM 1/10/08
Aaaah, so someone is actually serious about fucking up this movie. Good work fulfilling all game adaptation cliches and dooming the project even before there's a script.
Poison
Phazon
Posted 4:19 PM 1/10/08
@CitizenInsane27: Was that a glitch with the game?
Phazon
joeloliol
Posted 5:13 PM 1/10/08
@Thunder-1:
comment warranted a call-out by Jaffe on his latest video! nice!
joeloliol
joeloliol
Posted 5:13 PM 1/10/08
@Thunder-1:
lolll!!!!
joeloliol
joeloliol
Posted 5:12 PM 1/10/08
@mfwahwah:
oh GOD, i hope its not PG-13.
if it is, everyone involved in the project is a fucking idiot and deserves a slow, painful death.
joeloliol
Defoliantonthemoneytree
Posted 5:30 PM 1/10/08
The good news?
It can't be as bad as Xmen 3 considering who's writing it.
Defoliantonthemoneytree
Cavefish
Posted 6:15 PM 1/10/08
Meh, his movies are fine. But it's easier to join the whine-wagon these days ofacause. So, whiiiiiiiiiine or something...
Like this movie was gonna move mountains anyway =p
Cavefish
MentalNote
Posted 6:14 PM 1/10/08
@Joghobs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MentalNote
minipiwi
Posted 6:01 PM 1/10/08
he probably hasn't een played god of war
minipiwi
minipiwi
Posted 6:00 PM 1/10/08
@LinkedtothePast: imagine an F (looking at you dragon ball)
minipiwi
Furu
Posted 6:55 PM 1/10/08
PG-13 is like adding no salt to food. Takes away the taste. Look what happened to Die Hard 4 (it was ok, but could have been excellent) and soon to be happening to Max Payne. In this case the director choice is also a bit wobbly...
Furu
Shad0X
Posted 7:11 PM 1/10/08
the script better be good.. >.>
Shad0X
SonicJ
Posted 7:58 PM 1/10/08
Oh what the heck? "barely tolerable rush hour series"?
SonicJ
mordennight
Posted 11:01 PM 1/10/08
God of war can't be PG-13 and still be true to the games. not even close.
mordennight
pacothelovetaco
Posted 11:22 PM 1/10/08
Wait I thought they already made wrote the movie but it was called Olympiad.
I guess they will have to write the new screen play in way that wont get them sued. Probably no where near the game.
pacothelovetaco
Ghetto-Cornetto
Posted 11:17 PM 1/10/08
Move along, nothing to see here.
Ghetto-Cornetto
jayntampa
Posted 12:02 AM 2/10/08
The movie IS NOT going to be PG-13 -- it's going to be a hard R, geez ... [www.aintitcool.com]
jayntampa
SeraphX2
Posted 12:05 AM 2/10/08
@thekirby45: If there's no nipples, I'm gonna hurt someone.
And I think someone just broke the box border. Someone needs to fix their CSS code.
SeraphX2
fokin_pikey
Posted 12:36 AM 2/10/08
Well on the bright side, Vin Diesel has a reason to celebrate.
fokin_pikey
Johnofthedead
Posted 12:56 AM 2/10/08
@Captain_Goober: Hahaha that is the best comment by far.
Johnofthedead
DoMiNaTi0n
Posted 1:54 AM 2/10/08
@Mister_Jack: You put your own shit in the back, I'm not a skycap!
DoMiNaTi0n
KREEPYKRAWLLY
Posted 4:21 AM 2/10/08
This fucking cunt, what are the motherfuckers at sony doing ?. Brett Ratner, the bastard that ruined X - men 3, jesus. This movie will be a flop.
KREEPYKRAWLLY
superfrogsavestokyo
Posted 3:31 AM 3/10/08
@Mister_Jack:
Someone needs to make this into an internet meme, quick.
superfrogsavestokyo
jollydwarf
Posted 10:26 AM 4/10/08
David, if you're still keeping tabs on these comments, first of all, I'm flattered. In a horrified sort of way. Second, I stand by my sentiment that Ratner's attachment def--okay, most likely--diminishes the potential of the project. I have no doubts that it will be a visual stunner (like the games), and it'll probably have some very solid action sequences and fight choreography (ditto). I just have no faith that he can deliver a movie that, well, moves me (in any direction, really).
If it ever comes out that one or two 'top-notch' directors turned the project down before it trickled down to Ratner, I'll happily eat my text, but I'll also be disappointed that a true AAA game franchise yet again doesn't get the AAA Hollywood treatment.
I don't want to be right in the end, but even if I am, it was an honor, Most Outspoken One.
P.S. My screen name has an interesting non-gaming source, if you're ever in the mood to Google it.
jollydwarf