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Play Wii Fit With Japanese Maids
Posted by Brian Ashcraft at 5:00 PM on October 1, 2008
You know what's missing with Wii Fit? Nope. It's maids! That's right, maids. Over in Akihabara's Refresh Club, folks can play Wii Fit with maids in frilly dresses. Like most things, Wii Fit maid style comes at a price: 30 minutes will run you ¥2,600. Says the establishment's owner:
Playing Wii Fit by yourself is lonely. But here, playing along with a maid makes exercising enjoyable.
That's a good point, and we're now slightly shocked Nintendo didn't bundle the game with maids. If Wii Fit is not your thing, Refresh Club runs other services like ear cleaning, foot massages and yoga — make that, maid yoga.
Refresh Club [Candy Fruit via Akiba Keizai via alafista]

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MattB
Posted 5:14 PM 1/10/08
@roscoe: There are Butler Cafes. One would assume either an equivalent already exists or it's an opening that will soon be filled.
MattB
DaFox
Posted 5:13 PM 1/10/08
@Trailnutz: Damnit.
DaFox
PAULINK
Posted 5:12 PM 1/10/08
Sure beats the hell out of that wii fit girl, thats for sure.
PAULINK
Defoliantonthemoneytree
Posted 5:11 PM 1/10/08
That's Just begging for rape.
Defoliantonthemoneytree
Tilimorf
Posted 5:10 PM 1/10/08
That will have to be somewhere I stop when I take my trip to Japan.
Tilimorf
belo
Posted 5:10 PM 1/10/08
Doing ANY exercising with a hot girl is better than doing it by yourself...
belo
roscoe
Posted 5:08 PM 1/10/08
what a minute... what about us ladies?
roscoe
DontCrossMyanimals
Posted 5:08 PM 1/10/08
The one on the left, yes. The on the rightm the silly girl in Highschool who liked you but you didnt like her, and tried to avoid. But neither are that much attractive.
DontCrossMyanimals
Trailnutz
Posted 5:06 PM 1/10/08
I got the one on the left.
Trailnutz
zkotaku
Posted 5:06 PM 1/10/08
@zkotaku: For me its about 5 to 8 bucks a drink.
zkotaku
-Bass4TheFace-
Posted 5:05 PM 1/10/08
@zkotaku: HAH!
-Bass4TheFace-
zkotaku
Posted 5:03 PM 1/10/08
Guess yes I have los angeles. Very nice sexy maids in little tokyo if you can find the place.
zkotaku
LittleBigPlaneteer
Posted 5:03 PM 1/10/08
What do all Nintendo games and these Japanese Maids have in common?
A Happy Ending!
LittleBigPlaneteer
MattB
Posted 5:01 PM 1/10/08
And suddenly Wii Fit is much more appealing. Maids and nekomimi for the win.
MattB
abigsmurf
Posted 5:54 PM 1/10/08
@Evdor:
You don't mess around in a cafe which may or may not be linked to the Yakuza
abigsmurf
Zorantor
Posted 5:53 PM 1/10/08
@LittleBigPlaneteer: Haha, that made my day. Or, rather, it made my four in the morning.
Zorantor
MegamanPhantom
Posted 5:48 PM 1/10/08
Nintendo has penetrated the red-light district market. You start with tame things like this and before you know it old Miyamoto-san will be whipping out more "practical" peripherals.
MegamanPhantom
Misareaux
Posted 5:47 PM 1/10/08
I don't think times are great over there either.
Poor yoga maids >.<
Misareaux
kw4k
Posted 5:40 PM 1/10/08
@belo: Correction: Doing ANYTHING with a hot girl is better than doing it by yourself...
wait, nvm
kw4k
Chagrin
Posted 5:39 PM 1/10/08
@Philondra:
I just love the fact that they have a backstory to tie everything together.
Chagrin
Philondra
Posted 5:35 PM 1/10/08
@roscoe:
Actually, I saw on one of the New Year's specials last year that one of the new trends in Shibuya was a 男子高生 cafe (a cafe with high-school aged boys) which basically served the same function for the ladies. The premise was that all of the boys there go to the same (fictional) high school and all work there to make money so they can get up the courage to ask out the girl they like.
I found it to be rather ... bizarre. YMMV.
Philondra
TacoGrande
Posted 5:25 PM 1/10/08
i'll dress up for half that price. times are hard...
TacoGrande
feitclub
Posted 5:24 PM 1/10/08
How much for the maids to fall off the boards and coo "I fell!" in that hyper-cute voice they all know how to use?
feitclub
Skinney
Posted 5:20 PM 1/10/08
Maids < Schoolgirls.
Everytime.
Skinney
psxman
Posted 5:19 PM 1/10/08
I've seen something like this before...
[kotaku.com]
('course that's only because I just had to do a google image search of "Japanese Maids". What? I'm sure you were thinking about it.)
psxman
Mr. Tambourine Man
Posted 5:19 PM 1/10/08
Small funbags are a NO for me.
Mr. Tambourine Man
Evdor
Posted 5:16 PM 1/10/08
@Defoliantonthemoneytree:
From what I understand, it isn't terribly common over there, though I've heard some anctedotal claims that it just doesn't get reported.
I could name a couple reasons that might be off the top of my head but it'd be just speculation at my part, but from what I understand, the girl's are actually pretty safe.
Evdor
everybest
Posted 5:16 PM 1/10/08
I'm not sure I see the entertainment value of this...
Ear cleaning by a maid? Now that's what I'm talking about!
everybest
DSavior
Posted 5:15 PM 1/10/08
totally hot~
DSavior
Crowbot
Posted 6:19 PM 1/10/08
You know of course no one's thinking of playing wii fit with those maids right?
Crowbot
AxelMinami
Posted 6:17 PM 1/10/08
Awwww cuties. <3
...But no, I sill don't want WiiFit.
AxelMinami
TheIrishNinja
Posted 6:07 PM 1/10/08
@Trailnutz: dibs on the hottie onna leSONOFABITCH.
TheIrishNinja
Zorantor
Posted 6:03 PM 1/10/08
@everybest: In Japan, cleaning each other's ears is supposedly to be an intimate thing for couples, since it's so personal. Seems to me they offer that to draw in the guys who are just lonely and want to hang out with a lady for a while.
It's kind of like a PG-13 strip club, only without the nudity or the booze.
Zorantor
Zorantor
Posted 5:59 PM 1/10/08
I wonder if they only give you one-on-one with the maids, or if you could show up with a couple buddies and get more than one maid to play with you.
If it can be a group thing, I think it might be kind of fun.
Zorantor
wmcduff
Posted 5:58 PM 1/10/08
Ear cleaning?
Would that be a maid in a frilly dress cleaning out your ears, or cleaning out the ear of a frilly maid in a dress, or watching two maids in frilly dresses clean each other's ears, or maybe a combination of the above? Because I've been to Japan, and it really could be any or all.
Or is that just what they're calling it these days? (Oh, baby, let me clean your ears for you. At my place. Tonight.)
wmcduff
icepick314
Posted 5:58 PM 1/10/08
gives new meaning to "waggle", doesn't it?
icepick314
icepick314
Posted 5:57 PM 1/10/08
@Skinney:
i DO hope it's High School Girls instead of Elementary School Girls....
icepick314
Zorantor
Posted 5:56 PM 1/10/08
@Defoliantonthemoneytree: Yeah, management in those places is strict, as I understand. Strict as in lots of rules for the employees, and strict as in safety precautions for the girls.
It's really just a degree further than a bar owner hiring cute, flirty bartenders to increase business. It's not like they leave with the guys.
Zorantor
abigsmurf
Posted 5:55 PM 1/10/08
@feitclub:
Ittai~
Gomen nasai Goshujin-sama
*melts*
abigsmurf
icegoat
Posted 6:24 PM 1/10/08
@Trailnutz: The one one the left is cute. The one on the right is a man.
icegoat
Zuiyo
Posted 7:02 PM 1/10/08
Hey! Maids! Get a real dress, will ya? Hello! We're not in 18th century anymore?
Zuiyo
icepick314
Posted 7:02 PM 1/10/08
@Crowbot:
depending on which "Wii" you're talking about...
icepick314
FarmboyinJapan
Posted 6:52 PM 1/10/08
Anybody out there have any idea how much these maid part time jobs pay?
FarmboyinJapan
YuniYoshi
Posted 7:31 PM 1/10/08
Why not hire an actual teenage made to work in your home?
YuniYoshi
axiom
Posted 7:59 PM 1/10/08
@icegoat:
It's a trap!
axiom
mintycrys
Posted 8:17 PM 1/10/08
Kotaku, EVERYTHING is missing meido.
mintycrys
Tamachan87
Posted 8:10 PM 1/10/08
DIVE DIVE DIVE!
Tamachan87
psychobaka
Posted 9:08 PM 1/10/08
I think they should just cut costs and offer the maids stand-alone.
psychobaka
cio
Posted 9:07 PM 1/10/08
Does it have to be Wii Fit? Can't we play No More Heroes?
cio
colonelschvatz
Posted 9:29 PM 1/10/08
The one on the left looks good. The one on the right is just plain silly.
colonelschvatz
arstal
Posted 9:25 PM 1/10/08
Those maids if they have to do it 8-10 times a day are going to end really sweaty, and hopefully those outfits are machine washable.
Might be a bit better to dress them up in PE uniform schoolgirl (bloomers and shirt)
arstal
Sugaray
Posted 9:53 PM 1/10/08
Suddenly the idea of doing deep knee bends on a Wii Fit board is much more appealing.
Sugaray
Umandsf
Posted 9:47 PM 1/10/08
...Couldn't I just play Wii Fit with someone without the silly costumes?
Umandsf
thaKingRocka
Posted 10:17 PM 1/10/08
that's the only way i'd play.
thaKingRocka
GoKeithGo
Posted 10:38 PM 1/10/08
This is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Paying someone dressed in a stupid outfit to play fitness games? That's a complete waste of money and self-dignity.
Um... How do I sign up? Where is this Refresh club located?
GoKeithGo
roylink
Posted 10:35 PM 1/10/08
Forget WiiFit, those maids can play with me. If you know what I mean.
roylink
Ska-Chan
Posted 10:56 PM 1/10/08
WTB Japanese Maids in my house to play Warioware with - PST.
Ska-Chan
gpturismo
Posted 12:54 AM 2/10/08
Does Wii Fit have a thrust pressure checker? If not I see it in Wii Fit 2...
gpturismo
legendofmike
Posted 1:41 AM 2/10/08
*snicker snicker*
legendofmike
personz
Posted 1:38 AM 2/10/08
now if only they came with the Wii Fit Bundle.
personz
Nekusagi
Posted 1:22 AM 2/10/08
@roscoe: Host clubs.
Nekusagi
Mister Angry
Posted 1:48 AM 2/10/08
Argh, my weakness... Japanese women.
Mister Angry
Japan_Time
Posted 1:44 AM 2/10/08
I think I'll be enjoying something more than wii fit in those establishments (wink wink)
Japan_Time
Clave
Posted 2:27 AM 2/10/08
Memo: Add "Play WiiFit with girls in maid uniform" on the "Things to when I go to Japan" List
Clave
syronimus
Posted 2:52 AM 2/10/08
@roscoe: you get to wear the maid costume.
syronimus
fuchikoma
Posted 2:40 AM 2/10/08
Wow. Sign me up...
It also makes me realize that to top Wii Fit Girl, we need Wii Fit Catgirl!
...I'll do what I can, but don't hold your breath guys!
fuchikoma
mtora83
Posted 4:59 AM 2/10/08
So if I buy Wii Fit, will these maid be included? ;)
mtora83
RaginFox
Posted 5:33 AM 2/10/08
@Skinney:
Maids < Schoolgirls < Cat Girls < Cat-Maid-Schoolgirls
RaginFox
y2kenjination
Posted 9:55 AM 2/10/08
I couldn't careless about this game...but how bout I pay THEM to play the game for me? Assuming I can take pervy pictures, of course.
y2kenjination
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 11:16 AM 2/10/08
I too would want to be "playing along", "exercising" and "enjoyable" with those maids.
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
celark
Posted 10:43 AM 2/10/08
Why not do a buy Wii Fit get free maid promotion? That would make me buy it lol.
celark
NeVeRMoRe666
Posted 4:06 PM 2/10/08
@syronimus: Sexist much?
NeVeRMoRe666
islandknight
Posted 6:59 PM 2/10/08
@MattB: lmao butler cafes. good one
islandknight