@Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer:

Epic. Win. Comment of the week ftw.

HudoKudo

@Brian Crecente: I think you should give us your login account ;)

macr0planet

@LittleBigPlaneteer: Ah, much better!

Pwnieboy

@Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer:
Quality.

penetraitor

@LittleBigPlaneteer:
Thank you, good sir!

IntelSilver

@Capp: Scantily clad is NSFW for a lot of us. No nipples are needed for that distinction.

skrame ☆

@pandafresh: Thats cause her legs are too thin, she barely has an ass and her boobs are too... well, i don't know the word for that, but i'd say they are "hanging" too much.

My girlfriend is prettier that that.
What can i say... I'm Brazilian. I KNOW pretty women.
(And no. I'm not gonna post a picture of her.)

Dynosaulo

@Brian Crecente: Needs a login but thanks :(

GreyFoxV1

Same girl who did AoC?

LemmingX

@Boozerz:
exactly what I was thinking...

I had hopes for this one...

now that they are trying to sell sex... it might suck big time...

Does anyone recall a decent game that markets boobies before launch? =(

neo177117

@cio:

Hmm? I'm sorry? I didn't hear you, I was reaching for my wallet.

Chances

A naked lady?! Where??? I've never seen one of those!

MR. FAP☆FAP!

What is with this Front magazine and why have they not teamed up with something asian to make the ultimate sexy nerd combo. Oh and please send me the pics and a monthly subscription bill if you do, thanks.

zombie16thc

@HikariOblivion: I'd like to be the one on her right boob. It would creep me out to have that other fish staring at my ass...
Oh, who am i kidding? I wouldn't even notice...

Dynosaulo

Do they really think this'll sell their game? Really? R L Y?

aspasticninja

@Mav: See, I was going to make the "She just launched a thousand of my ships!" joke, but your comment really covers everything.

justinslot

"The nerd is a tiresomely predictable creature for whom the promise of boobies is like a bacon sandwich to a starving wolf." -Yahtzee Crenshaw, Zero Punctuation.

DaPress

somethings kinda awkward about her body...
oh well! i still don't know what this game is and dont really care about it, sorry advertisement firm!

pandafresh

@Hiero: I'm quite hopeful for this game but the fact that they think they need boobies to market it has me a bit worried too.

I'd rather hear more about the realistic fighting system that's supposed to have one hit kills and dynamic shield blocking.

ExistentialEgg

I still don't get this "NSFW" thing... it's ok to be checking out videogames blog at work, but semi-naked girls is a no-no?

MCKWZ

Better still:
[www.bhpress.co.uk]

Brian Crecente

@HikariOblivion: i want to be both

_Ted_

@LittleBigPlaneteer:

Ok, well since its covered up, its not really NSFW then. Where is the unedited pics that so I can really get in trouble. lol.

Who's the girl?

Capp

@HikariOblivion: All of them. I'm greedy.

Tyber_Zann

@C-Section: I hope not! :D

Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer

@IntelSilver:

Here you go: [medialib.computerandvideogames.com]

It has a CVG watermark on it, but...boobies!

LittleBigPlaneteer

Here's the actual wallpaper sized image for anyone who wants it: [medialib.computerandvideogames.com]

LittleBigPlaneteer

by all accounts, Jason of the Argonauts was a huge first class prick. Made Medea kill her father and brother for him and basically ruin her future, then he ditched her as soon as he got back home.

Lanis

Color me meh.

belo

As a huge lover of nudity and Greek mythology, those pictures are shit. It's such a winnable combo and yet somehow they made the poor girl look like she's swimming around in some lens flare-filled nightmare of Trapper Keepers and bad death metal album covers.

Come to think of it, it looks like she's fighting a Myspace page.

futurebiblehero

@LittleBigPlaneteer:

Also that's a real human not a game character

LittleBigPlaneteer

@Tyber_Zann: Which? Left or right?

HikariOblivion

Maybe NSFW in some cultures... =P

Btw, I can smell the heavy scent of fail in this game, I just dunno why...

Hiero

"a collection of quasi Not Safe For Work wall paper...The images are... very much NSFW"

Don't mean to be pedantic but someone who only reads the first couple lines before hitting the jump would be expecting "quasi NSFW" while someone who read the whole paragraph wouldn't chance the jump.

baru

I'd make a lewd comment about THAT female model!

Mav

@Capp:

The first image shows her breasts. Kotaku is covering them up with their NSFW fish.

LittleBigPlaneteer

Ah, that's better. What's Greek Mythology without some nudity.

Beelzebozo

Wallpaper size please?

IntelSilver

@liquid_kore: I want to be that fish.

Tyber_Zann

@Ouren:

What??

Capp

ah so jaded. It makes me proud of the internets

reverseclipse

@noliferuin (PSN+XBL): But... if she had golden fleece, wouldn't she be invisible?

cio

You did what to a cat?

SS Ymer

@Capp: Swedish Fish something

Ouren

Is it sad that I'm a jaded enough Internet viewer to be happier about the return of the Fish then what's under/around the fish? That new fish smell seems to have worn off and we don't see much of it pointing or covering these days.

Random1512

This definitely makes me want to respect Rise of the Argonauts as a game.

cio

@Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer: I get it....

C-Section

love to see her golden fleece.

noliferuin (PSN+XBL)

All aboard the sex.. err. failboat.

Boozerz

Just out of curiosity, how is that "Very much NSFW"? There isn't anything NSFW about it. 3 pics of a game character in a bikini isn't enough to get someone fired. Hell, my desktop background is more NSFW than these are lol

Capp

@Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer:
Comment of the Week!!

Lazlo

I hate that fish.

liquid_kore

I came looking for boobies, and I see none. :(

sex-target

Sweet jesus! She just made my argonaut rise...

Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer

@Brian Crecente:
You realize you just turned into a digital pimp? :P I wonder how that would look on a resume....

Lazlo

@LittleBigPlaneteer: Thanks a lot man! It helps to be able to access the softcore game add without lying about my occupation in a registration form.

sandal-hat17

Those are NSFW? Nothing compared to the banners on Japanese otaku news sites that are linked from here...

But all the links require registration and these days that means "let us spam you!" so I decline anything I can't see from Kotaku...

fuchikoma

@neo177117: Dead or Alive 3.

sandal-hat17

I love sex... even from a pixelated 3D 3.5" fuck drive sex...

Señor Cagon

What happened to the Maximum Risky tag?!

LionheartAce

I just received a memo at my work stating that the Kotaku fish itself is now considered NSFW. Strangely, I'm finding its supple pink curvaceousness even more appealing than ever before.

KindaGamey

@Dynosaulo: As a fellow brazilian, I must agree. Your girlfriend is that much better-looking. Hey, just kidding :P

On-topic: I have high hopes for this game, but I'd think greek mythology + nudity would originate much better ads...

PsyComa rides the lightning!

@Capp: Read the article. It says the girl is Alex Sim-Wise (former Cyber Girl of the Year), and that non-fishy versions are at [www.bhpress.co.uk]

jook

@Capp: Did you READ the post, or just skip to what you thought would be the nude pictures?

ElijahDProphet

Oh look... another nude model who is also a "massive gaming geek"... wow! What are the odds???

Sad that a game has to stoop to this level to try to draw attention to themselves. Although, by the look of all of these comments, it's working just fine.

goddessakasha

That's NSFW but this isn't?:

[m1.2mdn.net]

I mean, I know that isn't what it looks like but damn. It definitely has the potential to cause an embarrassing moment.

Slothboy

@futurebiblehero: Haha. Awesome description.

SeraphX2

@goddessakasha: I used to like to imagine everybody playing in the MMOs I used to play as gorgeous underwear models in real life.

It brought a little bit of sunshine into my life.

Mav

@justinslot: I'm nothing if not efficient.

Mav

How is she going to beat the dragon, with her tits?

xmido

@jook:

Yes I read it, missed the name, but noticed the un-fished versions require you to register, so that is a no-go. I get enough spam thanks.

Capp

Awwww.... she's gonna get burnt.

rayne117

@xmido: she could beat my dragon..

brennan8522

@cio:
Who are you kidding? You'll play it for a week and then never call it again.

Anyone else as concerned as I am about that cat she set on fire?

FireflyPunk

...Anyone who says 'super rad' needs to be hit with a frying pan, sorry.

Bad 'shop, too. D:

missusagi

If you are going to be fighting monsters, you should really wear more armor than that. I mean her mitigation is going to be so low. I know you have to save up for you mount and all, but at least get some greens from the AH.

zdevex

Quick, someone get a BugMeNot account!

Kitsune Sniper

@Dynosaulo: but then you would be staring at the other fish.

francoamerica

@missusagi:

Super rad is great.

francoamerica

Kotaku are HOMOPHOBIC WANKERS...hypocritical as well...I was disemvoweled for making a sexual comment about a MAN...yet it's ok for you pricks to post shit like this?...as I said HOMOPHOBIC JOCK WANKERS...you should be ashamed (disemvowel that you idiots I'm gonna drag you across the internet for your blatant Homophobic policy)

Profondo

@francoamerica: Correction: Super rad is super rad.

Erwin

I'm SURE the flames and such were the only things "digitally enhanced." Right?

Erwin

was there any point in that poster other than boobs? The freakiness of the chick kinda offset the boob factor a bit... [goes back to playing The Witcher]

knyghtryda

I hope we can all realize that setting kittens on fire is no joke, for it happens commonly and you should set yourself on fire for harming a kitten. They're domesticated animals, you never harm domesticated pets. Cats being set aflame is far too common.

Shockadin

@LionheartAce: My thoughts exactly!

For shame Crecente.

JRB

game looks cool.

auron-1

@Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer: Yeah, contention for comment of the week.

hammerhand

@Profondo: Link to your comment? I'd like to judge for myself.

ggodo

I just bought 1,000 copies of the game after making sweet love to my monitor!

Forsakyn

@Baramos: Hey, don't knock the Sim-Wise! I've known for ages that she loves her games. She ain't like yer average model, y'know... she's got some spark about her, that is for sure. Check her MySpace page before you knock her...

Ungruntled

Why DO beautiful models insist on lying through their teeth that they are video game geeks? You already make insane profits with your beauty, we're not going to quit looking at you if you tell us the truth.

Baramos

Alexandra Sim-wise is actually my favorite girl from Only Tease.

Wait.

No she is.

The fact that she's actually a total nerd (huge comic nerd and a bit of a game nerd) makes her so much more attractive.

Ueziel

And that's how you sell games.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

@ggodo: Ths gm s jst lkng bttr ll th tm...F*ck th ppl wh slg ff Dd Hg...h knws wht th hll h's dng ND h's grt Spksmn/Slsmn (h's ls qt f*ckbl!)...'v bn plyng thrgh GW gn nd t's stll bldy brllnt gmng xprnc...th sql wll dlvr!

Heres the link to the post > [kotaku.com]

I was on topic and said NOTHING that could be construed as offensive....so it would be interesting if these homophobic twits could explain?

Profondo

Thoughts about the model herself and marketing ploys aside, I'm a staunch believer that there should be more games with naked girls nuking things.

ArtemusWolfwood

Rise of the Argonauts is super-rad! Hey guys, look what I photoshopped!

squidlike

Better here... and no need for registration.
[www.dpadmagazine.com]

Stratege

@squidlike: QED...
(see below)

Mort

I hope I'm not the only one who thinks these images look like something a 16-year-old with nominal photoshop skills made with pictures of his favourite skin-mag model and some Rise of the Argonauts concept art?

Mort

@Profondo: it'd probably help if you'd stop with the name-calling and blatant overuse of the foul (or implication of being foul) language? just a thought. plus i'd doubt they'd respond to you here :/

and the pix? meh. could've used a bit more work. but the woman definitely gives it oomph

kw4k

You can get the wallpapers without having to register anywhere by heading to the below URL:

[community.rise-of-the-argonauts.com]

Helios_CM

@liquid_kore: I'm with ya. I hate that fish as well.

--Core--

Tawny Kitaen called: She wants her life back.

Squirrelbot3000

Damn you Red Fishy of Censorship! damn you. . .

Fire_Mario

@LittleBigPlaneteer: Now that's what I call a "Firecrotch".

Yum.

MIKEAWESOME