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When Talking Plush Murlocs Attack
Posted by Mike Fahey at 7:20 AM on October 12, 2008
By far the most popular item available for purchase at BlizzCon 2008, the plush talking murloc doll from the lovely folks at Jinx completely sold out yesterday at the convention, and today's allotment is going quickly as well, with lines stretch across the convention floor. I managed to beg, plead, cry, and pay $US40 for one of the little bastards, which I quickly brought up to the press room to unbox. Things were going great, until the little fish creature took a liking to my hand. The possibly NSFW results, after the jump.

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Calobi
Posted 9:00 AM 12/10/08
They'd best start selling these things online. That would make Christmas shopping so much easier.
Calobi
Shhteve
Posted 8:52 AM 12/10/08
I totally want one or two.
Shhteve
MKLOL
Posted 8:51 AM 12/10/08
WOW It's so ******* CUTE, I want one... NO, I NEED ONE!
MKLOL
punjabifury
Posted 8:51 AM 12/10/08
@BrutalAssailant:
No, mglerlellgleglrlegle
punjabifury
WasabiJoe
Posted 8:50 AM 12/10/08
Mmm $40 and completely sold out, just like the Portal Cube plush. I hope the doll is loud enough that it also vibrates while gurgling.
I laughed my ass off when I clicked More Video and saw the "TGS Good Morning" Wave.
WasabiJoe
NoBullet
Posted 8:46 AM 12/10/08
Robin Williams sounds different
NoBullet
arniejolt
Posted 8:45 AM 12/10/08
1st gallery pic: Murloc likes Bayonetta as well
arniejolt
belo
Posted 8:41 AM 12/10/08
So cute! I wants one!
belo
BrutalAssailant
Posted 8:30 AM 12/10/08
@Firemane:
Mrglerelagrelelegregrl?
BrutalAssailant
jmb8504
Posted 8:29 AM 12/10/08
Awww, it's always great when a murloc finally finds true love.
jmb8504
Firemane
Posted 8:23 AM 12/10/08
MGrlgrlgerl
Firemane
SpearXXI
Posted 9:18 AM 12/10/08
God dammit! I never thought I would ever want to spend 35 bucks on some plush toy thing.....
SpearXXI
Gofthick
Posted 9:11 AM 12/10/08
We're?
Gofthick
havelava
Posted 9:09 AM 12/10/08
"Once they start humping your hand it's kinda nice!" O_O
havelava
Rebochan
Posted 9:43 AM 12/10/08
Dude, if that thing does show up for the holidays, I've got a few people on the holiday list that will be getting one.
Rebochan
wolfeditor
Posted 9:39 AM 12/10/08
Coming soon, M. Fahey Hairy Arm Plush, squeeze and it tells you how sad it is that you bought one.
wolfeditor
Rogue Justice
Posted 10:19 AM 12/10/08
Time to buy it on Ebay!
Rogue Justice
demonknightinuyasha
Posted 10:33 AM 12/10/08
@demonknightinuyasha:
i dont know where that rouge i came from but it should have said "but not enough to pay..." >.>;;;;
demonknightinuyasha
demonknightinuyasha
Posted 10:32 AM 12/10/08
come on fahey don't you know saying "stop stop stop" is really just being heard as "more more more" :p
i would like one but i not enough to pay crazy amounts of money for it. if its something jinx starts to sell on their site that would be awesome.
demonknightinuyasha
Mike Fahey
Posted 11:01 AM 12/10/08
@demonknightinuyasha: I tried to tell that to the judge, but he wouldn't listen.
Mike Fahey
NeonLight
Posted 10:55 AM 12/10/08
I still dont understand how the Murloc practically became the mascot of Blizzard...
NeonLight
Furiursa
Posted 11:16 AM 12/10/08
Mike, dude, CUT YOUR NAILS :D
Furiursa
Husher
Posted 12:21 PM 12/10/08
omg look at that.... hairy arm! oh yeh cool murloc
Husher
Purple Dave
Posted 2:11 PM 12/10/08
@NeonLight:
Because they're effing hilarious. Why do you think Harley Quinn was the breakout new character from Batman: The Animated Series? Evil + borderline incompetent = funny as hell. Throw in the fact that they both look and sound like mutant frog-creatures, and even some of us who've never even once seriously considered playing WoW think they're cool beans. It's more surprising that noone's tried to turn them into an animated TV series yet (no, I don't see it working out, due to how they "talk", but maybe some web shorts could work).
Purple Dave
josh.com
Posted 3:56 PM 12/10/08
Nevermind...
josh.com
josh.com
Posted 3:54 PM 12/10/08
What's a Murloc? What game?
josh.com
BrawlerBarbie
Posted 7:46 PM 12/10/08
ARGLEBARGLE!
BrawlerBarbie
Jtails
Posted 1:11 AM 13/10/08
After that video...it's kinda cute....tempted to buy one now....
no...I must resist the urge....must buy one....
.....*waits in anticipation to see it sold in store*
I lost...
Jtails
brieeyeball
Posted 5:54 AM 13/10/08
@josh.com: They're a very annoying enemy from World of Warcraft. If you played, you would understand.
brieeyeball
HELLSRIDER
Posted 5:48 AM 13/10/08
@Calobi: and Christmas Murloc hand-humping too
HELLSRIDER
BrutalAssailant
Posted 9:49 AM 13/10/08
@punjabifury:
Oh, Mrlggergrelarglegglrralgerlgrl
BrutalAssailant
radialshifter
Posted 3:03 PM 12/10/08
"I love you little murloc, I can tell you love me too..oh .. stop stop! STOP!" best quote evar.... you win the interwebs!
radialshifter
Schmatz
Posted 1:09 PM 13/10/08
The line for these was ridiculous. Jinx and Blizzard definitely weren't prepared for the onslaught that attacked the Jinx booth. The line wrapped all over the middle hall, through the exhibitor's area and all. It was a real pain in the ass to get around that hall haha.
Schmatz
BlackMage66652
Posted 3:15 PM 13/10/08
I managed to snag 3 of those adorable bastards on the first day.
<3 My Murloc Family :D
BlackMage66652
lllusionx
Posted 5:39 AM 18/10/08
@WasabiJoe: it doesnt hump as much as the companion cube though....
lllusionx