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This Could Be Redemption For The Teddy Bear Murder Simulator That Broke My Heart
In June of 2010, 505 Games and developer Behaviour broke my tiny plush heart. Naughty Bear was to be everything I’d ever wanted in fluff-soaked teddy bear gore. Instead, it was simplistic, unattractive and unsatisfying. I wanted Dexter. They gave me Texas Chain Saw Massacre Lite. Can the downloadable Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise give me the carnal satisfaction my empty soul craves?
The Biggest Name In Teddy Bear Horror Returns Later This Year
When the bears of Perfect Island neglect to invite Naughty Bear to their island resort holiday, amazing advertising ensues. Oh, and a new Naughty Bear game coming to Xbox Live Arcade and the PlayStation Network later this year. But man, that advertising.
Preorder This Game And Adolf Hitler Dies
In April of 1945 the dictator of Nazi Germany took his own life in order to avoid capture by the Red Army during the Battle of Berlin. The move left millions feeling as if they were cheated out of an opportunity. The preorder bonus for Rebellion’s Sniper Elite V2 gives customers a chance to make up for unspent bullets.
Blackwater Video Game Criticism Leads To Threats
Attorneys for the founder of infamous private military company Blackwater are threatening to sue a member of congress over statements she made during an interview about the PMC’s bizarrely self-aggrandizing video game Blackwater.
This Looks Like Worst (And Yet Best) Game On Kinect
You might watch this trailer for Michael Phelps: Push the Limit on Kinect and wince. At the awful acting, the uncomfortable hand gestures, at the sight of a man in speedos bending over more than once.
You might then, and this is entirely reasonable, decide never to watch it again. But then you’d be missing out.
Backbreaker Sequel Gets Europe-Only PS3 Release
Backbreaker: Vengeance, the minigame sequel to the more popular elements of last year’s Backbreaker, will release on Xbox Live on June 29, but won’t be coming to PlayStation 3 outside of Europe.
Suprisingly Competent Blackwater Kinect Title Could Be It’s Own Greatest Victim
Because You Can Never Have Too Many Top Gun Games
Did 505 Games just kick off a trailer with the words “Every generation has its heroes”? I’m pretty sure that means we have to take a drink according to the new game reveal drinking game, and since this is Top Gun: Hard Lock title for the Xbox 360, PC and PlayStation 3, we then have to strip down to our shorts and play volleyball.
