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Alan Probe: Amateur Surgeon

3:40AM Mike Fahey | The Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim is back with another irreverent flash game to help you while away a lazy Monday morning. This time around they’re taking on the Trauma Center series with the game Alan Probe: Amateur Surgeon. Join Alan, a pizza delivery guy whose truck’s faithful meeting with a former doctor leads him to give up his day job in favor of performing unauthorised surgery in a dirty clinic. Open the patient with your pizza cutter, remove glass with salad tongs, close them up with your stapler and then cauterize the wound with your Zippo! Other available tools include a corkscrew, a car battery, and an Etch-A-Sketch? All the fun of surgery with none of those silly hygiene guidelines – plus his name is an anagram for Anal Probe! Top quality. Alan Probe: Amateur Surgeon [Adult Swim Games - Thanks king_e_dawg!] More »

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Putts Into Stores

9:00AM Logan Booker | Where did this come from? I’m not the biggest fan of Adult Swim’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but I like to think if someone was making a game based on the series, I would know about it. Apparently not. It looks like a golf game. Except you get to hit people with swords and chainsaws. Master Shake appears to be the only playable character, but then, I’m going off the screenshots (available for your perusal after the jump, along with the press release). But, what’s this “Zombie Ninja” thing in the title? If anything’s scarier than a zombie, it would have to be a zombie pirate. Pyjamas don’t frighten me, see. If you own a Playstation 2, then this whacky title from Red Ant and Midway can be yours. The $29.95 RRP doesn’t bode well, however. More »

ATHF Game Better With Fellatio, Free Trips

4:00AM Mark Wilson | ATHF co-creator Dave Willis sat down with FHM to talk about his upcoming PS2 title Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am. Aside from revelations that his game was best experienced “while being blown” (not news), he explained a development idea he wanted to include with the game that would have made it well worth the price of purchase: We wanted the end of the game to basically have Shake hold up a cup from winning the 18 holes and then say, ‘Fuck this. I was always meant to play quarterback.’ Then the game goes Madden-style and Shake’s playing quarterback, but he’s so slow that he gets sacked constantly and there’s really no way to avoid the rush of the oncoming defensive line. Then uberfans would get a special reward: More »

Candy Mountain Massacre

2:20AM Mike Fahey | From the website that brought you 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself and Viva Caligula comes Candy Mountain Massacre, the latest highly inappropriate game to grace the Adult Swim Games section. It’s a 3D 3rd-person shooter which puts you in the shoes of a sexy female exterminator charged with cleansing the creatures of Candy Mountain, who have been turned into vicious killers due to some sort of plague. Dress up in cosplay or don some black-ops gear as you slaughter your way through leprechauns, bunnies, and cooing babies with three different weapons. It’s one of the better web-based shooters I’ve played, running quite smoothly despite the odd glitch here and there. Probably not safe for work, unless your job doesn’t mind dying representations of Irish folklore shouting, “Look what you did, ya slut!” Candy Mountain Massacre [Adult Swim] More »

Hot Flashes: Viva Caligula!

7:00AM Flynn De Marco | The twisted folks at Adult Swim who have brought us such Flash game awesomeness as Orphan Feast and Five Minutes to Kill Yourself, comes a twisted romp through ancient Rome in the form of Viva Caligula! Take on the persona of the infamous Emperor Caligula and slaughter your way through Roman citizens, guards, skeletons and prostitutes with up to 26 collectible weapons. As an added bonus, scream into your microphone to increase your “rage factor”. Collect all the weapons for special entrance into the orgy! Not to be confused with Viva Pinata. Viva Caligula! [Adult Swim] More »