In Real Life

Here’s The Great, Painful Trailer For Fake Assassin’s Creed Kinect

If Assassin’s Creed really was made to be played entirely with crazy gestures via the Xbox Kinect, it would be a) horrible, b) amazing or c) the cause for many, many injuries.


In Real Life

April Fools! All These Announcements Are Fake — But Which Ones Are Funny?

Alright, it may be a Monday, but it’s still April Fools’ Day over here, a very special day in video gaming. Many related companies, studios and merchants are pulling hoaxes and stunts, and making gag announcements. So let’s round up as many as we can here!


April 1, 2012
News

Notch’s Next Game Is ‘Mars Effect’

A couple weeks back, Markus “Notch” Persson said he wanted to explore the possibility of a space-trading Firefly-inspired sandbox game akin to Firefly. It now appears that was a huge put-on.


Retro

Google Announces Google Maps — For The Nintendo Entertainment System

The undisputed Internet-age leader in April Fools’ hoaxes gets a one-day head start on its latest gag — a brilliant announcement video for “Google Maps 8-Bit” a port of the popular, well, map service to the Nintendo Entertainment System/Famicon.


March 31, 2012
News

Rant: The Worst Day In Video Gaming: April Fools’

Oh, great. April Fools’ is on Sunday. This is the worst day, the absolute worst, in video gaming.


April 2, 2011
In Real Life

Let’s Close Out April Fool’s With This Unbeatable Minecraft Office Prank

Closing out this April Fool’s Day is a prank that is 100 percent truthful in its awesomeness. At Ann Arbor, Mich.-based Greenview Data, the co-workers of one Minecraft-addicted employee, Matt, converted his cubicle into a Minecraft cave anyone could be proud of, in game or in real life.


PC

We Wish This Was The Next Guild Wars 2 Character Class

ArenaNet’s upcoming massively multiplayer online game Guild Wars 2 has warriors, magic-users and rogues. What’s missing? Elite military commandos. For one day and one day only, that role has been filled.


April 4, 2010
News

Duke Nukem Forever’s Gold Date Would Have Been April Fool’s

Had the farce of its development not abruptly dead-ended in May of last year, April 1, 2010 was to have been the date Duke Nukem Forever went to gold master – that is, was at last finished.


April 2, 2010
In Real Life

Bayonetta’s Official "Prequel"

I know, we’ve been trying to restrict April Fool’s stuff to a single post, but since this clip – of Bayonetta re-imagined as an 8-bit side-scroller – isn’t really a joke or a scam, it’s worth a closer look.


April 1, 2010
In Real Life

Your April Fool’s Survival Guide

Oh dear. It’s now April 1, making this officially the worst day of the year for all things internet. Over the next 24 hours things might get a little rough. But it’s OK. We can get through this. Together.