Artificial Mind And Movement

In Real Life

You May Not Get That Wet Sequel You’ve Been Wanting

9:30AM May 18, 2011 | Michael McWhertor

The revelation that Artificial Mind and Movement’s Wet and Naughty Bear were both getting sequels—despite some mixed reception—was something of a surprise. Less surprising was A2M’s name change to the less giggle-inducing Behaviour. Now it appears that Wet 2 may not happen after all. More »


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Wet 2, Naughty Bear 2 Coming From Familiar Team With A New Name

2:40AM November 9, 2010 | Stephen Totilo

The head of 375-person development studio Artificial Mind and Movement realised his company had a bad name. So, today, they’ve changed it, and revealed two sequels in the process. More »


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Naughty Bear Stalks The iPhone

12:20AM September 28, 2010 | Mike Fahey

Artificial Mind and Movement’s murderous mascot goes mobile, as Naughty Bear hacks and slashes his way into the iTunes App Store. More »


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Wait, Naughty Bear Has Multiplayer?

2:20AM June 19, 2010 | Mike Fahey

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Not only does 505 Games’ upcoming killer bear game have multiplayer, it has game modes that actually promote strategic thinking and cooperation. Who knew? More »


Naughty Bear Is Going To Need A Bigger Boat

7:20AM May 15, 2010 | Mike Fahey

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The blood-curdling screams of teddies caught in the Jaws of Naughty Bear only make him shake harder. More »


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OK, This Naughty Bear Victim Deserved To Die

8:00AM April 30, 2010 | Mike Fahey

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You’d figure any bear living in the woods would constantly be on the lookout for bear traps. More »


The Naughty Bear Witch Project

8:00AM April 17, 2010 | Mike Fahey

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I suppose it was inevitable. More »


A Shocking Naughty Bear-Style Execution

1:20AM April 15, 2010 | Mike Fahey

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After months of teaser trailers and bizarre dream sequences, we finally get a chance to see Naughty Bear practising his murderous ways. It’s like Friday the 13th, only with teddy bears. More »


Naughty Bear Does His Chest Burster Impression

2:00AM March 21, 2010 | Mike Fahey

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Rather than tiptoe around our nightmares, the fine folks at Artificial Mind and Movement have decided to just tear through our darkest childhood fears like so much tissue paper with their latest Naughty Bear video vignette. More »


In Real Life

Naughty Bear Doesn’t Appreciate Peanut Butter Jelly Time

8:20AM February 10, 2010 | Mike Fahey

My opinion of Naughty Bear just went up several notches.

On one hand, 505 Games just made me, even for just a moment, listen to Peanut Butter Jelly Time again. On the other hand, baseball bat.

Baseball bat wins.