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Not only does 505 Games’ upcoming killer bear game have multiplayer, it has game modes that actually promote strategic thinking and cooperation. Who knew?
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The blood-curdling screams of teddies caught in the Jaws of Naughty Bear only make him shake harder.
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You’d figure any bear living in the woods would constantly be on the lookout for bear traps.
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I suppose it was inevitable.
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After months of teaser trailers and bizarre dream sequences, we finally get a chance to see Naughty Bear practising his murderous ways. It’s like Friday the 13th, only with teddy bears.
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Rather than tiptoe around our nightmares, the fine folks at Artificial Mind and Movement have decided to just tear through our darkest childhood fears like so much tissue paper with their latest Naughty Bear video vignette.
My opinion of Naughty Bear just went up several notches.
On one hand, 505 Games just made me, even for just a moment, listen to Peanut Butter Jelly Time again. On the other hand, baseball bat.
Baseball bat wins.
