Retro

How To Beat The Worst Video Game Ever Made

While that’s a subjective boast, has any other game been so terrible that copies of it were taken out into the middle of the desert and buried? No. So I’m sticking with it.


May 17, 2012
Retro

Welcome To Atari, Sir, Here’s Your 1973 ID Badge

Ronald Jardine was one of the very first employees at Atari. We’re talking the early 1970s here. Employee #159. Wonderfully, Jardine recently took photos of his old ID badge from his time there and uploaded them, giving us an insight into the cutting-edge security methods employed at the blossoming tech company.


May 12, 2012
News

Atari Kills The Ignition On Test Drive’s Studios

Eden Games, makers of the Test Drive series, staged a symbolic one-day walkout last year when Atari moved forward on plans to lay off more than half the studio. Now it’s moving toward washing its hands of all of it.


April 24, 2012
In Real Life

Using Strap-On Joysticks To Fight With Fake Penises

That’s not a crass headline. It is quite literal. There’s an indie game (not a video game, a literal game) in development called Swordfight. It asks players to buy old joysticks, strap them to their crotch using a harness and, well, sword fight.


April 6, 2012
Retro

Atari’s Founder Also Made Awesome Robots

In 1981, having left Atari three years previously, Bushnell founded Catalyst Technologies, a venture capital group designed to help invest in technology start-ups. Catalyst in turn went onto fund a company called Androbot, for which Bushnell served as chairman of the board.


April 5, 2012
Retro

Thirty Years In A Loft And This Console Still Looks Gorgeous

It might be dusty, and the games might be more than a little dog-eared, but according to the photographer it all still works, despite having sat in a loft for over 30 years.


April 4, 2012
Retro

Today Is "Atari National PAC-MAN Day". No, Seriously, It Is.

Thirty Years ago today, Atari had the balls to proclaim an entire day, hoping to lift its iconic Pac-Man character alongside the likes of other people who have their own day. Like, you know, Martin Luther King. And Jesus.


March 28, 2012
In Real Life

Horrible Food And Video Games Used To Date Back To The ’80s

Video game historian Patrick Scott Patterson writes, “Anyone who claims video games cause child obesity might had more of a case in the 1980s.” Here’s more than eight glorious minutes’ worth of commercials that explain why we were fat in the 1980s.


March 27, 2012
In Real Life

The Star Warsploitation Film That Deserved A Crummy Atari Game

If you’ve never seen 1979′s Starcrash, boy are you missing out. It’s basically a collection of awful special effects, Flash Gordon-style pulp science fiction, and a lot of attractive women in small bikinis and thigh-high boots. Of all the bad Star Wars clones that emerged in the wake of George Lucas’s classic, this was one of the best, and also one of the worst.


March 16, 2012
Nintendo

Lay Down Your Guns, Nintendo, Sega & Atari

It’s The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, re-enacted by 1980s video game light guns. I’ll leave you to decide which is which. [via OMG Barry, via VGJunk]