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Dante’s Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing

5:00AM Mike Fahey | The fact that Dante’s Inferno features an achievement awarded for killing unbaptised babies might sound horrendous, but to be fair they are pretty ugly babies. More »
Culture

Koei Tecmo Encourages Employees To Have Babies (With Money!)

3:00PM Brian Ashcraft | The Japanese population is shrinking. People are not having babies like they used to. Koei Tecmo, the folks behind hack-and-slash Dynasty Warriors and boobs-and-high-kicks Dead or Alive, to the rescue! More »

Child Gamer Indoctrination Kit Available Via Etsy

10:20AM Stuart Houghton | All new parents worry about how their little angel is going to turn out. The world is full of temptation and wonder that you fear may elevate or corrupt them. They could be upstanding, particle physicist olympians who volunteer at homeless shelters, or end up living out of the back of a van scavenging for roadkill to feed their 34 illegitimate brats. (Note: those are the only two options open, according to recent census data) More »