In Real Life

The Onion Announces “Smaller Breast” Rendering Tech

In the Onion version of the universe, the Consumer Electronics Show is happening right now. The show’s most important development? The announcement of new technology that can “render average-sized breasts on female video game characters.”


April 19, 2009
In Real Life

Well, That’s One Way to Sell a Super Nintendo

Etsy is an excellent place to find video game themed crafts, but it doesn’t look like this seller put much work into the “Super Nintendo Necklace.” He’s hoping you won’t notice. You probably don’t.