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Ezio Would Probably Kick BJ Penn’s Arse

Mark Serrels Kotaku AU November 3, 2011 2:30 PM

BJ Penn is probably one of the greatest MMA fighters in history, but let’s face facts Ezio Auditore da Firenze from Assassin’s Creed would probably beat the everloving crap out of him. At least, according to this ad he could.

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