Bowser

In Real Life

Bowser’s Wife Seems Like The Brains Of The Family

3:30AM Today | Jason Schreier

Look, Bowser, we all know that plumber-killing and princess-snatching can take a lot out of you, but come on. If you’re going to buy a gigantic clown death machine, at least get your wife’s permission first. More »


In Real Life

The Dating Secrets Of Your Favorite Video Game Characters

1:30PM February 8, 2012 | Leigh Alexander

Nathan Drake has recently purchased a new MacBook, after talking to several of his friends about it for several weeks. He has done more discussing the MacBook than he has actually using it, and secretly he enjoys causing the icons to sort of ‘pop’ along the bar at the bottom of the screen more than he enjoys operating the various applications that have come with his new Apple experience. More »


News

Your Backpack Is In Another Castle

9:30PM May 13, 2011 | Brian Ashcraft

The easiest Bowser cosplay? This backpack. That’s it. Dubbed the “Reptillian Mad Pax Backpack”, this leather and mesh backpack is priced at $US59.99. It also comes in pink. More »


In Real Life

This Mario Video Will Give You Nightmares

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10:00AM January 12, 2011 | Mark Serrels

If David Lynch was asked to produce the next Mario game, he’d probably create something along the lines of this utterly bizarre video – which features a Bowser-Miyamoto Chimera beating the crap out of Reggie Fils-Aime with a Famicom. I still don’t know how I feel about this! More »


In Real Life

What If Princess Peach And Zelda Just Like Being Kidnapped?

9:20AM January 12, 2011 | Mike Fahey

How do two strong-willed, independent women like Peach and Zelda wind up abducted all the time? College Humor presents the only answer that makes sense. More »


In Real Life

Well, He’s Certainly Got The Koopa Vote

5:00AM October 25, 2010 | Owen Good

Campaign sign for Jeff Bowser, candidate for the Pleasanton, Calif. School Board, defaced by gamer graffiti. Seen by reader Josh P. More »


In Real Life

Bowser Died 3000 Years Ago

4:30PM August 23, 2010 | Luke Plunkett

This extinct species of turtle was five-feet wide and weighed half a ton. It also looks a lot like a certain Nintendo villain. More »


In Real Life

Thank You Mario! But The Daddy Is In Another Castle …

10:30AM June 2, 2010 | Owen Good

Huh. Didn’t know Bowser was also the mailman in the Mushroom Kingdom … As seen on Played Online via Hot Blooded Gaming.


In Real Life

It’s Always The Same Old Story For Video Game Villains

5:40AM March 12, 2010 | Mike Fahey

It doesn’t matter if you’re Bowser, Mother Brain, Dr Eggman, Hitler or Mike Tyson, the motivational speech is always the same, and it always gets you absolutely nowhere, as this CollegeHumor clip readily demonstrates. More »


In Real Life

Thanks Mario, But Our Princess Is Being Kidnapped In Another Game

9:20AM November 14, 2009 | Mike Fahey

The New Super Mario Bros. Wii continues the proud tradition of Princess Peach getting her delicate bottom kidnapped by lizard creatures. Let’s explore her victimisation record, shall we? More »