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Thanks Mario, But Our Princess Is Being Kidnapped In Another Game
9:20AM Mike Fahey | The New Super Mario Bros. Wii continues the proud tradition of Princess Peach getting her delicate bottom kidnapped by lizard creatures. Let’s explore her victimisation record, shall we? More »
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Best 2009 Video Game Soundtrack So Far?
7:00AM Stephen Totilo
You’ve heard the theme to Bowser’s castle from Super Mario Bros. But have you heard it remixed in kind of a hip-hop way and officially commissioned by Nintendo as part of the Pictobits soundtrack? More »
Culture
I Breathe Fire And I VOTE
4:00AM Owen Good | Bowser recently went into town to speak his mind about the dangers of unchecked power in the executive branch. Funny that a monarch would feel that way, but it’s a free country, brah. More pics on the jump. More »
Culture
Mario Gets a Ransom Note
4:30AM Owen Good | The -Minus World hallucinated a ransom demand from Bowser to Mario Re: Princess Peach (aka “ho” according to this) — but look closely. All the letters were cut from game-related logos. More »Bowsers’ Minions Are Revolting
4:00AM Mike Fahey | I’ve always imagined that freed from the ridiculous rules of Bowser’s ridiculous rule, Mario’s enemies would take the plumber down in seconds flat. If only Bowser had paid more attention to those Super Mario 2 minions it wouldn’t have come to a head quite as quickly, but you can’t hold back inevitability. It’s inevitable. More »
