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Why Robin Makes Batman Better You’ve heard the theme to Bowser’s castle from Super Mario Bros. But have you heard it remixed in kind of a hip-hop way and officially commissioned by Nintendo as part of the Pictobits soundtrack?
Bowser recently went into town to speak his mind about the dangers of unchecked power in the executive branch. Funny that a monarch would feel that way, but it’s a free country, brah. More pics on the jump.
The -Minus World hallucinated a ransom demand from Bowser to Mario Re: Princess Peach (aka “ho” according to this) — but look closely. All the letters were cut from game-related logos.
I’ve always imagined that freed from the ridiculous rules of Bowser’s ridiculous rule, Mario’s enemies would take the plumber down in seconds flat. If only Bowser had paid more attention to those Super Mario 2 minions it wouldn’t have come to a head quite as quickly, but you can’t hold back inevitability. It’s inevitable.
Real Mario was creepy. Real creepy. Also apparently a big inspiration for internet photoshoppers, because German art student Marcus Blättermann has taken Pixeloo’s premise and applied it to Bowser. Who no longer looks like a bad guy. He just looks like a dinosaur. Or a chicken. Oh, and a turtle too. Whatever, he’s not creepy. Realistically Painted Bowser [essenmitsosse, via Go Nintendo]
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