If you weren’t reading Kotaku over the weekend, you missed out on BioShock chess, the return of Irrational and wisdom from porn star Ron Jeremy.

Ding Dong, It’s Another BioShock 2-o-Gram But what does it all means?

Ron Jeremy: Games A “Bigger Negative Influence” Than Porn Hoo-boy.

2K Boston Goes Back To Irrational Games Happy for you, Ken, but where’s your next game?

Alleged Unfair Work Conditions At Rockstar San Diego Development studio red, but not dead.

Separated At Birth: Borderlands And CodeHunters We’ve found Gearbox’s inspiration for the change of art.

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What Makes Mass Effect 2 ‘Mature’? Future Blouses, Alien Pole Dancing & Drugs Also, considered use of the words “bad-ass” and “bitch”.

Assassin’s Creed II’s Gap-Filling DLC Priced And Detailed Stay tuned for an ACII giveaway later today.

They Made The Game You Played, But Didn’t Get Credit Leigh Alexander reports on the industry’s other credit crunch.

Interviews With Ex-Hardcore Gamers… And New Casual Ones Extracts from Jesper Juul’s new book on the casual gaming revolution.

Final Fantasy XIII Coming To PlayStation Home For Free Not the full game, silly, just avatar items and stuff.

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Achievement Chore: She Plays For Gamerscore, Whether It’s Fun Or Not Own up, how many of you do this as well?

Here’s A Little Heavy Breathing In No More Heroes 2 Plug your headphones in first, mind you.

Second Brutal Legend DLC Pack Comes With A Beard Sold!

Ever Wonder How Much Money Has Been Sunk Into America’s Army? I’m guessing “far too much” is the answer?

What The Deuce Is Star Wars: Legends? A Smash Bros. style brawler, perhaps?

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EA CEO: “I Think Of Pirates As A Marketplace” The future is spelled DLC.

Yakuza 3 Heading Westward Next Year Hurrah!

Kotaku’s 2009 Gift Guide Of Obscene Nicety And Sublime Naughtiness There’s truly something here for everyone.

2009: The Year The Xbox 360 Practically Vanished In Japan Oh dear…

Next Team Fortress 2 Update To Get Friendly? Or is Valve just teasing us once more?

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The Legend Of Zelda: Spirit Tracks Review: Nice One Not a lot to, uh… rail against here.

The God Of Tetris Is A Vengeful God Utter nonsense.

Let’s Talk About Jumping Tim Rogers explores the platform hero’s mode of transport.

The Art (And Screenshots) Of Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker Some absolutely gorgeous stuff, too.

Tony Hawk “Very Proud” Of Tony Hawk: Ride We just didn’t give it a chance, apparently.

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Modern Warfare 2’s Army Is 26,000 Times Larger Than Sparta’s Also, thirty-seven thousand times G.I. Joe’s.

Hey, Stop Blaming The Australian Government/People For “Banning” Games Blame one man and an archaic system instead.

Is This Really Our First Look At Dead Space 2? No, it’s our first look at some teaser marketing for Dead Space 2.

Fewer Games, Better Games Is EA’s Stated Goal Riccitiello also slips in a few sly digs at arch-nemesis Kotick.

Rebellion Refuses To “Sanitise” AVP For Australian Release Because AVP just ain’t never gonna be for kids, you know.

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Ubisoft Turns Back Time With Prince Of Persia: The Forgotten Sands The world always needs more Prince of Persia games.

Testing Out DSi XL’s “Multiplayer” Aspect It’s great for snuggle gaming!

Final Fantasy XIII Gets Its Cid Seriously, who knew this guy would be in it?

Puzzle Quest 2 Charges Into Battle This Spring Bye bye life.

How Modern Can Zelda Get? I want to see Link on a hoverboard.

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New King Of Fighters Figure Bares (Almost) All There is some hot elbow action right here.

You May Not Like Where Command & Conquer Is Headed Where is the former Might & Magic guy taking EA’s RTS series?

Microsoft: Project Natal Can Replace The TV Remote But what happens when you lose yourself down the back of the couch?

LittleBigPlanet Online Create Coming Monday Finally!

$3 Billion Worth Of Call Of Duty Sold Only slightly more than the shares Bobby Kotick has recently sold.

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Why I Play World Of Warcraft Developers, journalists and retailers talk about their WoW obsessions.

Beat A Man Into A Urinal, Consider Buying Deodorant Just how weird can in-game advertising techniques sound?

Watch The Wedding Of Man And Game Character Laugh? Or cry? The choice is yours.

Remaking Commander Keen Not Carmack, we’re talking one man in New Zealand.

Know Your Enemy, Especially His Weak Points A one-page cheat sheet to every single game ever made.

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Pandemic Studios Says Goodbye… Geek Gangsta Style Surely there can be no better way to bow out.

More Mr T World Of Warcraft Shenanigans Just what on earth is going on?

Judge Takes Day Off To Play Modern Warfare 2 He was clearly in no Russian to go to work. Sorry.

Aquariums Make The Best BioShock Cosplay Settings Exceptional work.

All Crysis Needed Was A Flux Capacitor Seriously, what wouldn’t benefit from a flux capacitor?