Good morning! Here are the top stories you missed over the weekend.

Valve Rolls Out Patch For Left 4 Dead 2 Dismemberment not added.

New Super Mario Bros. Wii Glitch Discovers Fountain Of Coins, Youth Woohoo!

Modern Warfare 2 Selling Just Fine On PC But finer on Xbox 360, PS3.

Valve Bans Grey-Market Modern Warfare 2 Keys For breaking the end-user license agreement.

A New Look At Borderlands’ The Zombie Island Of Dr. Ned Gearbox leaves apocalyptic wasteland 4 dead.

Sleep through all the gaming news from overnight? Here’s a handy list.

How’d The PSPgo Launch Go In Japan? At least 28 times better than in Australia.

Dragon Age Girls Do It With Their Undies On [NSFW] Hey perverts, watch this and ruin the only reason you’d play the game.

Nintendo Ponders Kindle-Style 3G DS Does anyone want to read on their DS?

Party Chat Not Fully Supported in Modern Warfare 2 Call of Duty multiplayer is serious business, after all.

An Early Look At Interplay’s Fallout MMO Look Bethesda, calm down, we’re totally working on this game, see?

If you weren’t reading Kotaku over the weekend, you may have missed these stories.

Infinity Ward Removes Modern Warfare 2 “F.A.G.S.” Video I’ve made a video. It’s called Go Away Yearly Shooter.

And Here Is Two Full Minutes Of Nonchalantly Performed Badassery Awesome.

Strippers Or Counter-Strike — Which Gets A Gamer’s Attention? I wonder what Infinity Ward would call these guys…

Patch Means Lilith’s Power Now ‘Works As Intended’ In Borderlands Hurrah! My class is no longer gimped!

God Of War III Demo Unchained Early For Some Were you one of the lucky ones?

Here are the top five stories from overnight.

Wii Fit Plus Review: Now I’m A Believer We check out Nintendo’s weightier sequel.

EA Stalks The Streets Of London With Jack The Ripper Dead Space meets From Hell?

Wii Tony Hawk Rides With Your Mii LORF!

All 93 Of DJ Hero’s Mash-ups Yes, all of them.

Batman Arkham Asylum Could Have Been Rhythm Action Game But it kinda is, isn’t it?

Here are the top five stories you may have missed overnight.

I’ve Been Shot! It’s a new Tim Rogers column “about” video game violence.

“Kind Code” Demo Shows New Super Mario Bros On Auto-Pilot Miyamoto wants to show you how to play.

Why Everyone Should Be Watching The PSPgo Brian examines what the “go” means for the industry’s future.

Hideo Kojima Shows His Guns One for the ladies.

Modern Warfare 2 “Infamy” Trailer: The War Comes Home A quick look at some first-person shooter.

Here are the top five stories you may have missed overnight.

Why We Love To Hate Activision — And Might Be Wrong And who the hell is Bobby Kotick?

Frankenreview: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Is Drake’s sequel really that good?

Hands On With Assassin’s Creed II: Mario Kart And DiCaprio Wut?

Queen Plus Phoenix Wright Plus Elite Beat Agents Genius nonsense!

Zork: The Rock Opera More genius nonsense!

Here are the top five stories you may have missed overnight.

Splinter Cell Conviction Impressions We learn how to “mark” and then “execute”.

PSPgo Review: A Peek Into The Future Of Gaming Worth it?

The Epic Final Fantasy XIII TGS Trailer It certainly is.

Shadow Of The Colossus Creator Hints At Movie Involvement And at HD Colossus re-release.

Ni No Kuni Impressions: Presentation, Presentation, Presentation! Is Studio Ghibli and Level-5 a perfect match?

Here are the top five stories you may have missed overnight.

EA Stock Soars On Microsoft Buyout Rumours Unlikely rumours, but rumours nonetheless.

The God Of War Collection Collects GoW III Demo Well, there’s a shock.

Firmware Update Hits The 360 Facebookalypse, Twittageddon draw ever nearer.

Dante’s Inferno Lust Impressions: Breast Bosses And Phallic Walls Also included in the God Of War Collection.

Asia’s Other Game Convention: Singapore Shines In September Great wrap up of last week’s important regional games show.

Here are the top five stories you may have missed overnight.

Swastika Gets Wolfenstein Pulled From German Shelves You put Nazi imagery in my Wolfenstein?

Wish You Were Here: Shibuya The crew are still prowling the streets of Tokyo.

Itagaki Talks Missiles, Tecmo And Sixaxis Bounce We chat with the always-opinionated creator of Dead Or Alive and Ninja Gaiden.

Leaked Documents Discuss PSN Imports, Date PS3 Motion Control Details spilled of meeting between Sony and Sega.

PS2, Dreamcast Games May Come To PlayStation Store, Says Allegedly Leaked Doc That spill has turned into a flood.

Here are the top five stories you may have missed overnight.

Frankenreview: Halo 3: O.D.S.T. So what’s the general consensus on ODST?

Metroid Prime Team Discusses Decade Of Samus, Ponders Future Nintendo and Retro spill the beams.

Holy 2.5 Million Units Shipped, Batman! Well done, Rocksteady.

Wish You Were Here: Harajuku The US crew take some time off before TGS.

Halo Anime: Watch Some Now What do you think of the Manga Chief?