In Real Life

Britney Spears, A Dancing Game And A $20,000 Bra

I’ve been waiting for years to put a link at the bottom of a Kotaku story to the fabulous What Would Tyler Durden Do. Today, I get that chance.


January 17, 2012
In Real Life

Britney Spears’s Son Follows In His Mother’s Dance Steps

Well now we know where one of those 25 million copies of Ubisoft’s Just Dance games ended up: in Britney Spears’s living room, where the all-singing, all-dancing performance artist recorded her son Preston getting down to a little “Shake Your Groove Thing”.


January 25, 2011
Nintendo

Video Games Privately Turn Dads Into Britney Spears Fans

Chase’s dad is working out. Part of his workout regimen involves getting the hell down with some Britney Spears jams in Just Dance 2. We are the ones who benefit from Chase’s sneaky video of dad getting loose to “Toxic”.


August 27, 2010
News

NSFW: Was Britney Spears Bamboozled Into Virtual Child Porn Protest Art?

Britney Spears is on the cover of British publication Pop Magazine. The images, the work of one of Japan’s most famous artists, feature Britney in a bathing suit and a wedding dress. If only it were that simple. It’s not.


July 1, 2010
In Real Life

When Britney Spears Meets Japanese Hack-And-Slash

After nearly a decade of trying, Microsoft still hasn’t cracked the Japanese market with its Xbox consoles. We’re not quite sure why, what with savvy cross-promotions like this!


July 19, 2009
In Real Life

Today’s Punishment: Soldier Performing Britney Spears On SingStar

If, to feel safe and secure, you depend upon the image of the U.S. fighting man as 200 pounds of rompin’ stompin’ shitkickin’ dynamite, this might not be the video for you to watch.


December 2, 2008
News

Runescape More Popular Than Jessica Alba

Yahoo! has published their list of the most searched terms of 2008, and popular free MMO Runescape has actually made the cut, coming in at number 5, beating out Naruto, Jessica Alba, and Lindsay Lohan.


January 10, 2008
Uncategorized

Predict Spears’ Death, Win a PS3

Today’s media scum don’t write for newspapers, or magazines, or tabloids, they don’t even write for blogs or websites, no they just create one-off, single page tablogs that feature a prominent Digg button and morbidly titillating content.

Take for instance this site: When Is Britney going to Die? Sure, they don’t know how to use capitalisation in a headline, and their design is essentially a picture, a graph and a form, but hey, they’re giving away a Playstation 3 if you can predict the exact time of Britney Spears’ death, down to the minute. Classy.