I’ve been waiting for years to put a link at the bottom of a Kotaku story to the fabulous What Would Tyler Durden Do. Today, I get that chance.
Well now we know where one of those 25 million copies of Ubisoft’s Just Dance games ended up: in Britney Spears’s living room, where the all-singing, all-dancing performance artist recorded her son Preston getting down to a little “Shake Your Groove Thing”.
Chase’s dad is working out. Part of his workout regimen involves getting the hell down with some Britney Spears jams in Just Dance 2. We are the ones who benefit from Chase’s sneaky video of dad getting loose to “Toxic”.
If, to feel safe and secure, you depend upon the image of the U.S. fighting man as 200 pounds of rompin’ stompin’ shitkickin’ dynamite, this might not be the video for you to watch.
Yahoo! has published their list of the most searched terms of 2008, and popular free MMO Runescape has actually made the cut, coming in at number 5, beating out Naruto, Jessica Alba, and Lindsay Lohan.
Today’s media scum don’t write for newspapers, or magazines, or tabloids, they don’t even write for blogs or websites, no they just create one-off, single page tablogs that feature a prominent Digg button and morbidly titillating content.
Take for instance this site: When Is Britney going to Die? Sure, they don’t know how to use capitalisation in a headline, and their design is essentially a picture, a graph and a form, but hey, they’re giving away a Playstation 3 if you can predict the exact time of Britney Spears’ death, down to the minute. Classy.