Retro

The Greatest Justification For Messed-Up Video Game Graphics I Ever Saw

I’ve forgotten most of the things I read in video game instruction manuals when I was a kid. But one thing I read in the instruction manual for the Commodore 64 version of Double Dragon stuck with me.


April 10, 2012
In Real Life

RIP, The Man Who Got Me Into Video Games

When I was four years old, my father took me out to a local electronics store and said we were buying a computer. OK, I thought, not really knowing why that was such a big deal. Twenty-seven years later, I now know it was one of the most significant days of my life.


March 22, 2012
Retro

The Awesome Fighting Game That Let You Cut Other Player’s Heads Off

You can keep Street Fighter, Tekken, King of Fighters and Dead or Alive. My favourite fighting game pre-dates every single one of them, starred large men in furry underpants, and rather than lasting minutes could, if you knew your moves, be over in seconds.


January 25, 2012
Retro

Cock’in. This Was A Real Game, Once.

Cock’in. For the Commodore 64 and Spectrum. You take the eggs, and then the fish bites you on the elbow, and then you wear chicken hats, and what?


December 6, 2011
Retro

Canabalt Parkours Back In Time To The Commodore 64

This isn’t something done for internet shits and giggles. It’s an “official conversion” of awesome death simulator Canabalt running on… the Commodore 64, one that will soon be going on sale. Like, it’ll come on a cartridge. Amazing.


July 8, 2011
Retro

Remembering The Great, Last Ninja

Today, we’re looking at The Last Ninja. The first “badass” game I ever played, and still one of my all-time favourites.


February 8, 2011
In Real Life

Kids Shouldn’t Play Games About Jerking Off

NSFW: If you’re a parent — or even just an all-round concerned citizen — and think games featuring cartoon violence and mild cussing is bad, spare a thought for me. One of the first ever games I played was about jerking off.


January 14, 2011
Retro

Remember When Box Art Gave You Nightmares?

And yes, before you ask, it’s a real game.


July 22, 2010
In Real Life

Summer Video Game Movie: Summer Games

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As we get in a summer gaming mood here, we’re spending part of the week watching clips of the most summer-styled games. How about an ’80s movie? Here’s Epyx’s 1984 hit, Summer Games for the Commodore 64.


March 18, 2010
News

Commodore 64 Rises From The Grave

The Commodore 64, perhaps Britain’s greatest ever invention, is a machine beloved by many who grew up in the 1980s. Like me. Which is why it’s fun to hear that it’s making a comeback.