News

Bastion’s Narrator Has A History With Portal 2′s Cave Johnson

Bastion‘s deep voiced narrator Rucks is a serious guy, full of insight and detailed information to help the Kid rebuild his world. Turns out he’s not the only technological maverick in this universe.


June 23, 2011
In Real Life

They Won’t Burn Your House Down, But These Portal 2 Lemons Are The Bomb

With Portal 2‘s arrival, lemons replaced cake as the game’s edible meme. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, read up here) So before this one is totally played out, let’s acknowledge one of its more creative applications: these prop lemon hand grenades, by flickr user ammnra.


May 23, 2011
In Real Life

Cave Johnson’s Lemons Don’t Make Lemonade

Kotaku AU

You may recall this video, possibly the most hilarious thing ever created in the history of the internet. Now, in homage to the late, great Cave Johnson, Ignas Greed has attempted to create this typography vid of his awesome speech about Lemons, and how you shouldn’t make lemonade.


April 30, 2011
PC

A Compendium Of Cave Johnson Quotes From Portal 2

It goes without saying that this site constitutes one gigantic spoiler, so don’t go there if you are still interested in discovering for yourself anything about Portal 2 or the founder of Aperture Science, whose recorded messages of accelerated dementia have made the character another cult hit from Valve.


April 13, 2011
PC

These Portal 2 Boots Were Made For Not Dying Painfully

The fourth and final Aperture Laboratories investment opportunity video is here, harping on the benefits of not having Chell’s shins forced into her nasal cavity when falling from great heights.


April 6, 2011
PC

Aperture Science Introduces The Portal 2 Turret, Consumer Edition

When you’ve got a product that works as well as Portal’s Turrets, you can’t limit them to purely military use. Aperture Science boss Cave Johnson proudly presents the Turret consumer edition, now available in countless designer colours.


March 6, 2010
News

An Insider’s Guide To Portal 2

Today’s Game Informer cover is just the latest in a year and a half’s worth of Portal 2 news that has been steadily leaking about the Valve game since 2008.