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Bastion’s Narrator Has A History With Portal 2′s Cave Johnson
Bastion‘s deep voiced narrator Rucks is a serious guy, full of insight and detailed information to help the Kid rebuild his world. Turns out he’s not the only technological maverick in this universe.
They Won’t Burn Your House Down, But These Portal 2 Lemons Are The Bomb
Cave Johnson’s Lemons Don’t Make Lemonade
You may recall this video, possibly the most hilarious thing ever created in the history of the internet. Now, in homage to the late, great Cave Johnson, Ignas Greed has attempted to create this typography vid of his awesome speech about Lemons, and how you shouldn’t make lemonade.
A Compendium Of Cave Johnson Quotes From Portal 2
It goes without saying that this site constitutes one gigantic spoiler, so don’t go there if you are still interested in discovering for yourself anything about Portal 2 or the founder of Aperture Science, whose recorded messages of accelerated dementia have made the character another cult hit from Valve.
These Portal 2 Boots Were Made For Not Dying Painfully
The fourth and final Aperture Laboratories investment opportunity video is here, harping on the benefits of not having Chell’s shins forced into her nasal cavity when falling from great heights.
Aperture Science Introduces The Portal 2 Turret, Consumer Edition
When you’ve got a product that works as well as Portal’s Turrets, you can’t limit them to purely military use. Aperture Science boss Cave Johnson proudly presents the Turret consumer edition, now available in countless designer colours.
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