Pokémon card pirates beware! Pokémon USA and Nintendo of America have teamed up to hunt you down like the dogs you are. They’ve recently revealed the results of anti Pokémon-piracy raids in New York, which resulted in seven arrests and the seizure of thousands of dollars in merchandise, and that’s just a drop in the bucket. A raid in China earlier this month uncovered 1.2 million counterfeit cards, and the 16-month worldwide tally is over 47 million. Damn. “Pokémon wants to send a message to importers and producers that we will not stand for the distribution of fraudulent Pokémon product,” says Pokémon spokesperson, J.C. Smith. “Pokémon is committed to ensuring our fans receive the quality product they’ve come to expect.”
The only thing more pathetic than selling fake Pokémon cards? Buying fake Pokémon cards. Haven’t you already sunken low enough?
Funnyman, warrior-poet and host of The Colbert Report Stephen Colbert was this close to being immortalised in collectible trading card by artist Todd Lockwood. Unfortunately, it would appear that Colbert will have to settle for a television show and best-selling book, as the World of Warcraft card from Upper Deck featuring “Stefen Colbear” doesn’t look like it will see commercial release, in spite of its brilliance.
Gabe and Tycho are Eye of Judgement savants. The two have been obsessing over the game since they played it in San Diego at Comic Con earlier this year.
So when they read that I had the game set-up in my gaming room, Tycho pinged me to see if I’d like to play a match. Which was great, because I’m working on a review of the game and really wanted to get more of a taste for the online play, besides what I’d seen playing it against the Sony rep.
Match one ended quickly, the cards barely used as Tycho handed me my arse in the game. The next week, yesterday in fact, Tycho asked if I was up for another game. Sure, I said. Great, we’ll set up a game…
We?
Oh, Tycho forgot to mention that Gabe, master of the Pokedeck, was joining him in the pwnage. They play coop you see, sitting around their table wearing velvet robes, I suspect, plotting my demise and cackling over my misfortunes.
I tried a little idle smack talk before we launched into our second match, this one powered by a deck I had recently built just for the occasion. The game was even shorter, and results even juicier in pwnage. Dammit.
While I can’t decide if this is a game that will maintain my interest, it’s certainly one that has captured it momentarily and it’s not because of the visual gimmicks.