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So, I decided to start my own petition!

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I have nothing of any worth to say in the introduction this week. I do have things not of any worth to say though. Like Sasquatch toes. And pumpkin umbrella.

Yep, it’s that time of the year again. The time when games start coming out again. The time when your wallet is only just starting to recover from the Christmas Sales induced mental trauma…

My New Year’s Resolution for Cheapskate Gamer this year is “…”. Trust me, it’ll be real easy to keep.

Dear LOYAL READER/SWORN ENEMY, THANK/CURSE you for your INTEREST IN/NUMEROUS ATTEMPTS TO TAKE CREDIT FOR the following. I APPRECIATE/AM SICK OF your SUPPORT/AUDACITY and have decided to MAKE THIS DEVICE MORE IMPRESSIVE/COME AFTER YOU WITH ALL MY MIGHT AND POWER.

I used to buy expensive games, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Well, the big, hectic new release season is practically over (phew) and you know there is only one logical thing to do. Well, screw logic and buy more games! Wait, why are you guys leaving…?