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Why Robin Makes Batman Better Well damn. First the Harmonix folks don’t actually make it onto their promised appearance on The Colbert Report, and now Lord “Richard Garriott” British’s appearance is actually just a phone call from Russia, where he is preparing a knapsack full of DNA to bring with him on his historic journey into space.
So while we don’t get to see Stephen’s reaction to Garriott’s majestic rattail, at least we did get to hear him chat with Richard about his testicles, and that’s what it’s all about, isn’t it?
There certainly is a large amount of gaming news relating to Comedy Central’s cartoon character Stephen Colbert floating about these days, isn’t there? While we eagerly await the announcement of the world’s first video game based on a fake news personality, Stephen himself will be hobbing knobs with none other than game industry legend and Keeper of the Sacred Rattails Lord “Richard Garriott” British. British will be appearing on The Colbert Report this evening to discuss Operation Immortality, his DNA in space project that will eventually result in an evil Crecente clone army taking over the known universe. Luckily for us the question of “How do you really get to know a universe?” is still very much up in the air. Way up.
Be sure to set your favourite TV recording device to see if Colbert can possibly resist saying something about Garriott’s magnificent hair.
Or hit the Colbert Nation website for full episodes on the web. That’s what I do! -SB
As if a stalky song by a glass-less, punky Colbert weren’t creepy enough, the Harmonix folks created a bunch of Colbert avatars in Rock Band 2 to have them collectively serenade the likely still-traumatized Charlene. Hit the jump to watch the Colbert Collective sing the song.
