In Real Life

Kids Shouldn’t Play Games About Jerking Off

NSFW: If you’re a parent — or even just an all-round concerned citizen — and think games featuring cartoon violence and mild cussing is bad, spare a thought for me. One of the first ever games I played was about jerking off.


January 14, 2011
Retro

Remember When Box Art Gave You Nightmares?

And yes, before you ask, it’s a real game.


July 22, 2010
In Real Life

Summer Video Game Movie: Summer Games

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As we get in a summer gaming mood here, we’re spending part of the week watching clips of the most summer-styled games. How about an ’80s movie? Here’s Epyx’s 1984 hit, Summer Games for the Commodore 64.


June 17, 2010
In Real Life

Chiptunes@two: Martin Galway

Kotaku AU

It’s 2PM. You’ve finished lunch and are looking for a way to kill time as the day slowly draws to a close. A perfect opportunity, methinks, to listen to some classic chiptunes courtesy of YouTube and your good friends at Kotaku AU.


June 15, 2010
In Real Life

Chiptunes@two: The Last Ninja

Kotaku AU

It’s 2PM. You’ve finished lunch and are looking for a way to kill time as the day slowly draws to a close. A perfect opportunity, methinks, to listen to some classic chiptunes courtesy of YouTube and your good friends at Kotaku AU.


March 18, 2010
News

Commodore 64 Rises From The Grave

The Commodore 64, perhaps Britain’s greatest ever invention, is a machine beloved by many who grew up in the 1980s. Like me. Which is why it’s fun to hear that it’s making a comeback.


September 9, 2009
News

Commodore 64, No Longer On iPhone

iPhone owners with a retro enthusiast streak got some good news this weekend—an approved Commodore 64 emulator was now available for the Apple platform via the iTunes Store. Today, the bad news hits.


June 22, 2009
News

IPhone C64 Emulator Submitted, Denied

Manomio’s C64 emulator wasn’t refused for licensing reasons. It was refused because “an Application may not itself install or launch other executable code by any means.” That means booting ROMs, which is the whole point.


February 17, 2009
News

Will You Be Buying Commodore 64 Virtual Console Titles?

Nintendo’s very clever clues lead us to believe that Commodore 64 games are heading to the North American Virtual Console. Which titles, if any, are you looking forward to playing on your Wii?


June 16, 2008
Uncategorized

Happy Father’s Day

Two years ago I toured the Computer History Museum in Mountain View, Calif., and if you ever have the opportunity, I very much recommend a visit. It was edifying both in what it taught me that I didn’t know, and for the nostalgia that reminded me of what I once did. And on my way out that day, passing an entrance to one of the exhibits, I came around the corner and got a jackhammer right in the kisser.

It was a Commodoure 64 — the greatest personal computer of its generation, and one of the greatest ever — hooked up to an 11-inch black-and-white TV with a hoop UHF antenna, a gate-latch 1541 5 1/4-inch floppy disk drive, and a 1526 dot matrix printer. The spitting image of my childhood desktop. It took me straight back to rainy Saturdays I spent with Dad, inputting programs from the back of the old Compute!’s Gazette magazines.