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Man, I Wish I Got To Beat A Cop At Video Games

Kids these days have all the fun. It’s bad enough they have mobile phones and high-speed access to the internet. Now they get to fulfil one of my lifelong dreams — beating a cop at video games.


Second Time’s The Charm In Xbox Live SWAT Griefing

Instead of bogus pizza deliveries, sending a SWAT team to your door appears to be the hip new griefing trend in online gaming. Earlier this month we told you about a gamer in Eugene, Ore. who answered the doorbell to a police raid, thanks to some douchebag he met in FortressCraft. Now it’s happened to someone in Florida.


Cops Tase Man With PS2 Tucked In His Pants

Cops trying to get a man to stop walking in traffic had a tougher time convincing him when they found out the dude was strapped—with a PS2.


Pokémon Suspect, Cops Arrest You!

Japanese cyber cops are cracking down big time on individuals who are breaking copyright law. And if you break he law, you just might end up on prime time news.


This Guy Wants His Video Game Back

But first he has to put on some makeup. With a Sharpie. And then find his sword.


Drug Dealer Gets Three Years In Wii Bowling Case

A Florida man whose home was notoriously raided by undercover detectives who stopped to play Wii bowling has agreed to a plea bargain that will send him to prison for three years.


Stolen Console Leads Cops To Meth Surprise

A Florida woman swiped and pawned her roommate’s console, and when the cops came over to ask questions, they noticed a “large white chemical cloud” wafting out of the house. Better living through chemistry!


Kid Bribed With Video Games To Steal Drugs, Say Cops

Kids, if someone promises you a video game! if you let them borrow a bottle of mum’s pills without telling mum, that’s bigtime STRANGER DANGER and you need to tell McGruff the Crime Dog.


Stolen Video Games Help Catch A Predator

A Delaware man is looking at some time in the slammer for failing to register himself as a sex offender, and he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling video games.


Stolen 360 Helps Cops Bag Prolific Bronx Burglar

Jeremiah Gilliam’s streak of 200-plus larcenies and burglaries came to an end when the criminal mastermind plugged in a jacked Xbox Live, leading the cops directly to his door.


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