Usually I avoid the maximum risky posts that our night editors love so much (mostly because I don’t start drinking until later in the day so my mummy issues are still fully repressed). But this Cortana model just had to grace our page asap. I4U’s model of the month, we’d tell you her real name…but that would kinda spoil it, no? Hit the jump for some quasi-NSFW shots, depending on your company’s standpoint on body paint and Smurf-toned nudity.