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Child Gamer Indoctrination Kit Available Via Etsy

Posted by Stuart Houghton at 10:20 AM on October 22, 2008

All new parents worry about how their little angel is going to turn out. The world is full of temptation and wonder that you fear may elevate or corrupt them. They could be upstanding, particle physicist olympians who volunteer at homeless shelters, or end up living out of the back of a van scavenging for roadkill to feed their 34 illegitimate brats. (Note: those are the only two options open, according to recent census data)


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Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness Coming August 26th

Posted by Kotaku US Edition at 7:20 AM on August 14, 2008

Load up on the flouride and check your blood sugar. Über-sweet farming/life simulator Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness has been confirmed for release on the Nintendo DS on August 26th.

The latest DS outing for the franchise is said to be the biggest ever , with EVEN MORE huge-eyed chicks to marry and raise happy children with.

It's all so.. beautiful. Sniff. That's it, I think I need to go and have a bit of a cry.

To celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Harvest Moon Games, pre orders can nab a plush chicken. Yes, you read that correctly.

Harvest Moon: Island Of Happiness [Natsume]

Castle Crashers Figures Are Predictably Gorgeous

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 9:00 AM on September 4, 2007

ccfigs.jpgFirst cosplay, now figures...for a game that's not even out yet there sure is a lot of love for Castle Crashers. Easy to see why. The crashers themselves? Utterly adorable. Simple designs, bold colours, big swords, they're winners. So these figures are winners too! Sadly they're only available from the floor of whatever con developers The Behemoth are turning up to that month, but once the game's actually out I'd expect their circulation to embiggen itself somewhat.
Castle Crashers 4-figure set [Dtoid]