Retro

Nothing Says Steroids, Or Awesome Box Art, Like Two Crude Dudes

Two Crude Dudes is a terrible game. Just terrible. I remember trying to play it as a kid, on a number of occasions, and every time I picked up a controller I’d be floored by how poor it was.


March 3, 2011
Nintendo

Burger Time Reboot Adds More Enemies From The Major Food Groups

BurgerTime, that lovable WTF acid-trip from the food-genre minifad of the 1980s [Food Fight, Pressure Cooker]is getting a high definition reboot, according to the ESRB. It’ll have more than an fried egg chasing your arse around, too.


December 29, 2009
News

Which NES Classic Is Truest To Fighting Style?

A third-degree black belt in American Karate, with experience in five other martial arts, assessed the NES’ Kung Fu and Karate Champ to determine which 2D 8-bit game most accurately presents its eponymous fighting style.


September 23, 2009
In Real Life

The Fever Dream Of … Burger Time?


September 4, 2009
News

Are You A Bad Enough Dude For The Data East Collection?

Looks like Wii owners are due for a little Data East flashback soon, as the Entertainment Software Ratings Board has weighed in on Data East Arcade Classics from publisher Majesco. Even better? Expect “deep cleavage” and “provocative outfits.”