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Sunday Comics: Dead Island If there’s one thing that video game trailers could use more of, it’s David Hasselhoff. So thank goodness for Criterion and EA, who conscripted the ‘Hoff to appear in the latest trailer for the just-released downloadable Xbox Kinect game Burnout: Crash.
Look, I get that the Wii is a scarce commodity — more so a year ago when actor David Hasselhoff was looking to buy one — but playing the Knight Rider card? Really?
Have we posted about this? Seriously? No? Wow. Just wow. David Hasselhoff stars in four smarmy infomercials for Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3, and the self-deprecation and irony are set to 11. So is the Hoff’s BAC. Listen that guy is slurring his speech, I don’t care what anyone says, the man’s lit. I would be too. Seriously, does he have a brain injury I don’t know about, and now I’m an asshole for picking on him? Wild.
David Hasselhoff is coming to PAIN. People magazine reveals today that the star of Knight Rider, Baywatch and America’s Got Talent will be ensuring his résumé remains consistent as one of the celebrity torture victims in the expansion PAIN Amusement Park for the PlayStation 3.
