Do you have what it takes to get a review published right here on Kotaku? Jenn does, as she knows that all orphans smell like rotten cabbage.
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The action RPG – to me, it looks like Castle Crashers meets Diablo – will deliver scads of special items when it hits July 13 for PSN, July 14 for Xbox Live, What’s deadlier, “Unicorn Poop” or “Orphan Bag”?
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Why could be more lovely than an afternoon spent frolicking with unicorns in the wilderness with Deathspank and his best pal Sparkles?
Behold screenshots and a trailer for Ron Gilbert’s DeathSpank, due out 2010-ish for too many platforms to mention.