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Sunday Comics: Dead Island Quick! Before you send your children out trick or treating, watch this special report! It could save lives! Wait…what day is it? *winces, drawing in air through gritted teeth* Awkward. Um, well it really was common sense anyway. It’s a parent’s job to teach their children to avoid zombies, monsters, and improptu medical examinations on Halloween night. I’m sure your remaining children will be much more prepared next year.
I never thought there could be a pee-your-pants scary game on the Nintendo DS, but Renegade Kid’s Dementium: The Ward has changed all of that, and in doing so they’ve drawn the attention of some pretty big dogs. As Dementium heads to retail store shelves across the country, game publisher Mastiff announces a deal to publish Renegade Kid’s next DS title, code named Project M. “Renegade Kid has proven that the DS is not just a platform for kiddie games,” said Bill Swartz, Head Woof of Mastiff. “With skillful use of audio and controls, the developer created a truly creepy experience in Dementium: The Ward. We’ve seen enough of their latest project to know that they have much more in store.”
While Project M naturally has me extremely curious, the real question here is “Does Mastiff really have an official Head Woof position?” Inquiring minds want to know. I want to know.
As voted by Kotakuland the winner of our Dementium contest is Neo_Deus who had the cojones to not only create and wear a toilet paper wedding dress, but also to hold flowers and show his sad panda mug. Bravo! So, Neo_Deus shoot us an email at kotakucontestATgmail.com to claim your copy of DS scary game Dementium and INTERNET FAME. Everyone else, don’t. But do applaud this reader’s bravery — and fashion sense. Dementium [Official Site]
Holy crap! We got some good entries in our Dementium bandage contest. Tons of brave folks were more than willing to cover themselves in TP, band-aids, w/e to enter this contest. For that, respect and much love! We’ve picked our top ten finalists. Now, it’s up to you Kotakuland to pick the winner. In the comments section, vote for ONE finalist that you like. Just one, not more than that. Voting ends at midnight, tonight. Congrats to the finalists!
This isn’t a submission for our now expired Dementium: The Ward contest, simply photographic evidence that Samba de Amigo for the Wii won’t make its ship date because the gang at Gearbox Software is too busy mummifying Master Chief instead of finishing the note charts for the latest Ricky Martin tune. It’s a good effort and I’m quite sure that the Chief will make his journey to the afterlife safely, but please, Gearbox staffers, get thee to a Wii development station and make with the samba already.
Starring Master Chief as “The Mummy” [Gearbox Software Forums]
DOWN TO THE WIRE! You’ve got one hour left to enter our wrap-yourself-up-win-Dementium. That right up there, that’s reader Stephanie, who writes:
I am not only playing for a chance at the DS Game -Dementium: The Ward. I am playing for INTERNET FAME! Even though the came looks pretty awesome!!
What’s going on? We’re giving away a copy of DS scary game Dementium: The Ward in our cosplay contest. But not just any old cosplay contest! Oh no. We’re doing a bandage cosplay contest. Meaning? If you have toilet paper, you can enter. If you have band-aids, you can enter. Just cover yourself in bandage, and you are good to go. YES, IT’S THAT SIMPLE. The deadline for the contest is today. Yes, today is the last day to enter! You have until midnight PST tonight! Hurry!! Send your entries to kotakucontestATgmailDOTcom. And remember, you aren’t just playing for a DS game. Oh, no. You, like Stephanie, are playing for INTERNET FAME. Entries outside North America more than welcomed. Dementium [Official Site]
Holy mackeral!! WHAT IS THAT?! That, dear reader, is GeeQzilla’s entry. He writes:
I thought to myself, if I unroll 24 rolls of TP on myself, and lose the contest, I have to buy the game AND more toilet paper. So I figured this way not only will I be one of a kind, but I’ll be able to actually use the stuff later too. Heh.
Of course, 2 of them are half useless after I walked into my ceiling fan.
Love it! Here’s what’s going on: We’re giving away a copy of DS scary game Dementium: The Ward in our cosplay contest. But not just any old cosplay contest! Oh no. We’re doing a bandage cosplay contest. Meaning? If you have toilet paper, you can enter. If you have band-aids, you can enter. Just cover yourself in bandage, and you are good to go. YES, IT’S THAT SIMPLE. The deadline for the contest is October 24th. Yes, today is the last day to enter! You have until midnight PST tonight! Send your entries to kotakucontestATgmailDOTcom. And remember, you aren’t just playing for a DS game. Oh, no. You are playing for INTERNET FAME. Entries outside North America more than welcomed. Dementium [Official Site]
Ha! Now that’s just plain clever. Kotakuite Andrew writes:
I love that movie so I just had to do it.
And our day is better for it! What’s going on here? We’re giving away a copy of DS scary game Dementium: The Ward in our cosplay contest. But not just any old cosplay contest! Oh no. We’re doing a bandage cosplay contest. Meaning? If you have toilet paper, you can enter. If you have band-aids, you can enter. Just cover yourself in bandage, and you are good to go. YES, IT’S THAT SIMPLE. The deadline for the contest is October 24th. Send your entries to kotakucontestATgmailDOTcom. And remember, you aren’t just playing for a DS game. Oh, no. You are playing for INTERNET FAME. Dementium [Official Site]
Woah! Not only is there toilet paper, but there’s also a machete, fake blood and a whole lotta scary. That’s reader Daniel’s entry in our Dementium: The Ward contest. Since Halloween is fast approaching, we’re doing a cosplay contest. Not just any cosplay contest! That’s boring. We’re doing a bandage cosplay contest. Meaning? If you have toilet paper, you can enter. If you have band-aids, you can enter. Just cover yourself in bandage, and you are good to go. YES, IT’S THAT SIMPLE. The deadline for the contest is October 24th. Send your entries to kotakucontestATgmailDOTcom. And remember, you aren’t just playing for a DS game. Oh, no. You are playing for INTERNET FAME. Dementium [Official Site]
AWESOME!!! That’s Kotakuite Kyle’s entry in our Dress-Up-in-Bandages-Win-Dementium Contest. Kyle writes:
Mummy Link may seem like an odd idea, but I just can’t imagine a better way to wrap yourself up. I suppose this is what happens when Link is caught by a Gibdos (the mummies in the Legend of Zelda games).
About this contest: If you have toilet paper, you can enter. If you have band-aids, you can enter. Just cover yourself in bandage, and you are good to go. YES, IT’S THAT SIMPLE. The deadline for the contest is October 23rd. Send your entries to kotakucontestATgmailDOTcom and put “Bandage Contest” in the subject line. And remember, you aren’t just playing for a DS game. Oh, no. You are playing for INTERNET FAME. Goodie goodie! Dementium [Official Site]
