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Saints Row’s Dildo Bat: More Than Two Million Served
Since its introduction two weeks ago in Saints Row: The Third, the game’s four-foot long dildo bat — nom de guerre: “The Penetrator” — has killed more than two million citizens of Steelport, publisher THQ said in announcing a stat-tracking capability that charts all the mayhem taking place in the open-world crime game.
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