In Real Life

The Electric Dock Ellis Acid Test: An Attempt To Recreate His Drug-Addled No-Hitter, On Xbox

Only once did I feel a brief flicker of hallucinatory terror. We were in a pizza parlour, in the friendly Cobble Hill section of Brooklyn, and I was having difficulty deciding which slice to purchase because even though my stomach said “plain slice” my mind begged for “chicken jalapeño with shredded garlic knots”, which wasn’t even available but, dammit, it should have been that day.