While this week’s series of updates to the official Super Smash Bros. Brawl web site might not be filled with marquee updates like, say, Sonic the Hedgehog or the boat from Jaws joining the cast of the Nintendo brawler, but it does feature one very cool update. Sure, SSBB may not (as far as we know) feature custom soundtracks, it does feature the “My Music” option which lets players choose the frequency of your favourite classic Nintendo tunes. We’ll never grow weary of the classic Super Mario Bros. ditty, but with this new option, we’ll be able to pepper in some Mario jams from the past three decades. Nice! Here’s the weekly Dojo Dump…

Thank baby Jesus and the Buddha and Miyamoto himself that I didn’t stay up until the wee hours F5ing the official Super Smash Bros. Brawl web site because it was a total snoozer. No new character reveals, not a single picture of Zero Suit Samus, with only WarioWare nods to keep us interested. Get your double cappuccinos handy, prop up your eyelids with matches and try to remain conscious during this week’s Dojo Dump.

This week, we see the seventeenth confirmed character appear, Donkey Kong’s half-pint sidekick Diddy Kong. The rest of the stuff is rather mundane, but at least Yoshi’s Final Smash get up is good for a laugh and Smash Bros. fans without friends will be gassed to learn more about Super Smash Bros. Brawl‘s Adventure Mode. On with the Dojo Dump!

In general, a week’s worth of updates to the official Super Smash Bros. Brawl web site peaks with a single character reveal and bottoms out with lame item update. But this week, not only are two characters confirmed, one assist trophy profiled and four shots of Zero Suit Samus added, the Sticker option is revealed. Woohoo! Feels like 1984 again.

Keep on reading for this week’s Dojo Dump!

Wow! What a week of updates over at the Smash Bros. Dojo!! It was so thrilling, so spectacular, so packed with mind-scrambling megatons that it might warrant a third exclamation point!!! Actually, it was dry as dust, with five business days of C-level updates dragging down the site. Outside of Pit’s fan-boner of an update, the rest is simply… *yawn* housekeeping. Here’s the Dojo Dump!

Another week, another five business days of Super Smash Bros. Brawl marketing in a palatable controlled-news candy shell. This week revealed two critical info bits in the form of a new playable character from the Fire Emblem series and a newly confirmed game mode, an item we discussed earlier today.

But let us dispense with the pleasantries and make our way to the Dojo Dump!