Dookie

Man Pooing On Dead Hedgehog Is Not Necessarily A Video Game Metaphor

1:30PM September 17, 2011 | Owen Good

Hi there, smart guy. Yes, this is not germane to video games. That said, a dude pulling down his pants and squatting in the middle of the road over a deceased hedgehog, maybe spreading his butt cheeks a little and squeezing out a fudge dragon on its carcass, is something we can argumentatively link to the lamented state of a certain game franchise for purposes of a humorous poop-joke post to close out the evening. More »

Retro

The Pac-Man Dookie Epic, Now Digitally Remastered

8:00AM April 3, 2011 | Owen Good

This week marks my third anniversary with Kotaku, spending all of that as the site’s weekend editor. In April 2008, on my third weekend here, my brother Fletch and I unloaded this post – “Two Brothers Meditating Upon Questions of Pac-Man,” originally published April 19, 2008. A hypothetical calculation of Pac-Man’s, er, metabolic functions, it became one of Kotaku’s all-time humor classics. It’s re-presented here, updated for the site’s current design, with a gallery now featuring two alternate, unpublished images. More »

In Real Life

Space Excreters

9:30AM October 25, 2010 | Owen Good

The Space Invaders alien shows you where to dump on a public toilet in Germany. Don’t they also have houseflies stamped on the urinals to direct your aim? Seen by reader Thorsten W. More »

News

Green Day: Rock Band’s Full Track List

5:00AM April 11, 2010 | Owen Good

Entertainment Weekly was given first dibs on the track list for Green Day: Rock Band More »