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The Dorkly Weekly: Pokemon Rusty’s First Big Gym Battle
The saga of Pokemon Rusty continues this week, as our hapless hero fights his first gym battle — about 30 levels too early.
The Dorkly Weekly: Pokemon Rusty Learns EV Training With A Special Guest
EV Training is a special way to play Pokemon that utilises maths to maximise each of your pocket monster’s statistics. Pokemon Rusty doesn’t get it, even after the amazing Mr Brentalfloss expertly summarises it in song. “You’re sucking the fun out.”
The Dorkly Weekly: Pokemon Rusty Does Not Get Hidden Machines
Hidden Machines are the most useful moves you can teach a Pokemon, but it has to be the right Pokemon. Let’s see if Pokemon Rusty can figure it out.
The Dorkly Weekly: Snorlax Must Be Weak Against Camrys
The tragically hilarious tale of Pokemon Rusty finally continues this week, as we learn the answer to the age-old question, “Can a human be healed at a Pokemon Center?”
The Dorkly Weekly: So That’s How Dr Robotnik Became Dr Eggman
There is nothing more sadly humorous than a someone trying to go by a self-conceived nickname. A nickname is something given to you by other people. With the dawning of the internet age a person can have a certain amount of control over what they are called, but someone can really do with an internet handle is narrow down the choices other people have.
The Dorkly Weekly: An Incredibly NSFW Interpretation Of Mortal Kombat’s “Finish Him”
Oh come on, you’ve thought it too.
In case you missed it in the headline, this video might be a little bit unsafe for most workplaces. “Come on, boss! It’s not like he actually puts the metal penis in his mouth!” is not an argument anyone wants to have to put forth in an exit interview.
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The Dorkly Weekly: Turns Out Earthbound’s Photographer Is A Creep
I guess we probably should’ve figured this out ourselves. He has way too much facial hair. He wears a creepy top hat. He spends most of his time taking pictures of children. Fuzzy pickles!
For more sick and twisted video game comedy, follow the link to Dorkly.com.
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