Is it your fondest dream to run your very own Dairy Queen? When did you give up on life? Who hurt you? These questions and more will (probably not) be explored this December when GameMill Entertainment and Spark Plug Games releases Dairy Queen Tycoon for the PC. Manage the operation of up to four DQ stores, upgrading equipment, decorating cakes, dip Dilly Bars, and create your own Blizzard treats, an activity that’s surely going to confuse people searching for Blizzard-related games on Kotaku for ages to come. “Our goal is to create an entertaining game that also embraces the rich history of Dairy Queen and its place within the community” Brian Kirkvold, Executive Producer for GameMill Entertainment.

I don’t know about your community, but in mine Dairy Queen’s place in the community is that store you drive by on the way to Cold Stone Creamery or Bruster’s, perhaps giving it a sideways glance, surprised it still exists. DQ Tycoon will be hitting stores on the 1st of December, at the height of ice cream season.