In Real Life

This Game Of Battleship Will Get You Hammered

Battleship? It’s for cowards. And small children. Grown-ups play Battleshots, which substitutes plastic pegs for boats full of booze.


January 20, 2011
In Real Life

Reader Review: The Mana Bar

Kotaku AU

I haven’t been to the Mana Bar yet. I’ll have to remedy that at some point – but in the meantime I’ve got this review of the bar, by Jenn Christodoulou.


July 27, 2010
News

Final Fantasy XIV ESRB Rating Warns Against Putting Your Manhood In The Forge

Warning! The Entertainment Software Ratings Board has passed judgment on Final Fantasy XIV, warning potential players against boozing, whoring, upskirts, euphemisms for masturbation and creative ways to endanger a penis.


July 16, 2010
In Real Life

Getting Prairie Voles Drunk Isn’t Just For Fun Any More

What small furry rodent do scientists turn to when they need to study the effects of alcohol abuse on humans? That would be the prairie vole: nature’s frat boy.


July 3, 2010
In Real Life

Man Punches Punching Arcade Game To Death

A Meridian, Idaho man has been charged with malicious injury to property after allegedly causing $US3000 to an arcade machine at a local bar by punching it. The goal of the game? To punch it as hard as you can.


October 16, 2008
Uncategorized

The Ultimate Drunk Driving Home Arcade Experience

Why don’t more cars come with a beer tap? Oh yeah, the whole wasted morons killing people thing. Well Dream Arcades has just released the next best thing to getting wasted and hitting the road with the Octane 120, a custom built driving arcade cabinet featuring a 120 inch HD projection screen, a 5.1 audio system, a home theatre PC complete with 12 classic racing games, a PlayStation 3 compatible steering wheel, and of course, dual beer taps, front and rear. Of course you don’t have to put beer in it…you could easily fill it with Jack Daniels.