I Won't Be Happy Until I Can Do This In FIFA

Dear lord, I don’t often post about sport on Kotaku, but man — this goal. This goal is just ridiculous. I can’t rest, nay won’t rest until FIFA allows me to at least try and score goals like this, although I have no idea how it could possibly be implemented.

EA's Corporate Speak Is Meaningless, Court Agrees

Today, a US court ruled to dismiss a class-action lawsuit filed against EA for lying about Battlefield 4, a video game that came out and didn’t really work for some people.

A New Sporting Sensation, Perfectly Replicated In FIFA 15

Anyone who follows the English Premier League will be aware that Diego Costa has had a blistering start to his first season with Chelsea, scoring nine goals already, seven in his first four games. YouTuber Fifizlo has, brilliantly, managed to replicate all nine of his goals using FIFA 15. When you match them up to the real life commentary, it’s solid gold.

Some Players Really Want To Get Ghost Sims Pregnant

Just like their living counterparts, the ghost Sims that EA recently added to The Sims 4are a little different than their predecessors. Most notably, they can’t procreate. That means no pregnant ghost Sims, and no ghost babies. For now, that is. If some players have their way, that won’t be the case for long.

DICE Admits That Battlefield 4 Damaged Player Trust

In case you didn’t notice, Battlefield 4 didn’t exactly have the smoothest launch. Now DICE LA producer David Sirland has admitted those initial issues have damaged player trust, and that future iterations will have to work to earn that trust back.

The Sims 4 Will Bring Back Ghosts And Swimming Pools (Free Of Charge)

The Sims 4 is getting three big additions in as many months, developer Electronic Arts just announced. The first, launching today, brings ghost Sims back into the mix. Next month, the game will get swimming pools. And come December, Sims will get some new careers. All will be free for Sims 4 players.

We Need More Taco-Themed Multiplayer Modes In Our Shooters

Over the years I’ve defended countless flags from the enemy, but I can’t recall defending a single grilled taco. This gross oversight is fixed tomorrow, when the free “Legends of the Lawn” update launches for Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare.

Your Dragon Age: Inquisition Characters Can Look So Pretty

In a stream broadcast live via Twitch earlier today, the makers of Dragon Age: Inquisition showed off the game’s character customisation, a system so in-depth there’s an eyelash selector.

Check Out Dragon Age: Inquisition Character Creation Live On Twitch

Briefly: Check out Dragon Age: Inquisition character creation and more, live on Twitch. The stream, also showing off fresh gameplay features and a new in-game area, kicks off at 1pm EST (3am AEST). You can watch it live over at BioWare’s Twitch channel.

How To Kill In The Sims 4

Sims are much harder to kill in The Sims 4, the latest edition of EA’s famous people simulator. Oh, but they can die. It just requires a bit more tact on the player’s part. If you’ve been having a hard time tormenting your virtual pets, here are some tips to help you help them shuffle off their mortal coil.