In Real Life

If You Were A Video Game Console, Would You Be As Cool As Ellen?

“If you were a video game console, what would you be?” is not the sort of question one would expect to find on the Facebook page of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, yet here we are.


January 30, 2008
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Pre-Teen Guitar Hero Wails on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

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Wow, this writers’ strike needs to end, like now. It’s one thing for Ellen DeGeneres to highlight her love of Guitar Hero by jamming through a song on her show. But now she’s roping in kids from YouTube to play a video game.

At least that’s what I thought before watching the video, but I totally changed my mind after seeing 12-year-old Kevin Shen wailing on expert in the video. I think it’s wonderful that Ellen is giving such positive press to video games and Shen, he got to stand in front of an audience of screaming women and pretend to play guitar. Pretty kick arse.


January 16, 2008
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Ellen Plays Guitar Hero III… Damn This Writers Strike!

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