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Pokémon Menstrual Pad, Yours For Eight Bucks

9:30AM Owen Good | If you’re an environmentally conscious Pokémon fan on the rag, or know someone who is, have I got the gift for you. More »
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Game Controllers That Clean Your Filthy Hands

6:20AM Mike Fahey | You know those shaped soaps at your mother’s house that no one is allowed to actually use? Here’s our version, courtesy of Etsy seller Digitalsoaps. More »
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You Can Get YOUR Custom Game Shoes

2:00PM Brian Ashcraft | Etsy seller SceeneShoes is offering custom slip-ons with custom artwork. The pictured shoes are not for sale and are examples of previous works. Remember! These are custom shoes. More »

Fun Ways to Torture Your Pets: Katamari Damacy Costume

4:30AM Maggie Greene | Have a dog that embarrasses easily? Still looking for a way to humiliate them this Halloween? This Katamari Damacy Prince costume may be just the ticket. I wish my dog were smaller, because I’d totally be ordering her one — and she thinks the height of humiliation is being forced to wear her light up, blinking reindeer horns during the Christmas season (little does she know what smaller dogs get forced to wear!). At a mere $US30 for a custom-made outfit, it’s certainly more reasonably priced than a lot of niche gamer gear — and oh-so-cute! The Etsy seller also has a few wee Nintendo controller necklaces for sale if you don’t have a canine gracing your daily life. More »

Child Gamer Indoctrination Kit Available Via Etsy

10:20AM Stuart Houghton | All new parents worry about how their little angel is going to turn out. The world is full of temptation and wonder that you fear may elevate or corrupt them. They could be upstanding, particle physicist olympians who volunteer at homeless shelters, or end up living out of the back of a van scavenging for roadkill to feed their 34 illegitimate brats. (Note: those are the only two options open, according to recent census data) More »
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Metanet Ponders Animation, Sells Merchandise

8:20AM Leigh Alexander | Metanet, developers of XBLA’s N+, are hard at work on their next title, Robotology, and have been openly discussing their development hurdles at their blog, a refreshing level of transparency on the process. Central to their difficulties right now seems to be moving past sprites to animation in the 2D setting: We don’t have animation properly “sussed” yet, otherwise we’d be able to better explain what the various aspects of the problem are.. all we can say for sure is that once you eschew sprites, it gets tricky ;) Of course, this is the whole point — if you want to avoid the limitations of a sprite-based system, you’re necessarily going to have to deal with all of the problems that using sprites lets you avoid. In the same post, though, the Metanet guys reveal they’ve set up an expansive Etsy shop of N+-themed merchandise. Merchandise! If you like cuffs, there are all kinds featuring scenes from the game, and some good-looking ninja shirts too. Robotology: Back To The Drawing Board [metablog, via GameSetWatch] More »

Yes, We Could Use Adorable Classic DS Covers

4:40AM Mark Wilson | I’m generally pretty good about restraining from DS accessories purchases, but these classic Nintendo cases from an Etsy seller are a little piece of fantastic. Constructed of hand-sewn felt, the pieces are far from polished, mass-produced products, but that’s precisely what makes them so charming in the first place. Pick one up for $US 13 or both for $US 21. In continuing with my fast food metric of the day, that’s anywhere from 3-5 value meals. Classic Nintendo DS Lite Pouch Pack [Etsy via technabob] More »

Tetris Skirt Makes Me Resent My Penis

7:20AM Mark Wilson | Needless to say, men have it pretty good as far as general anatomical conveniences are concerned. But the trade-off of social stigmas regarding dress-wearing are starting to chafe now that we’ve found this Tetris skirt that goes for a mere $US 45 on Etsy. We recommend you find a girlfriend, relocate to Scotland, crush our post-Puritan social norms or, in the rare case that you are a actually a female who hasn’t felt too ostracised by this post to stop reading by now, buy the skirt for yourself. Tetris skirt, size medium or large [Etsy via SpriteStitch] More »