In Real Life

Console Wars Come To Your Christmas Tree

To go with your set of controller ornaments here are three console ornaments available via craftsperson Bearduck from Etsy. The 2-inch ornaments are made of clay and cost $US30 each.


October 10, 2009
In Real Life

Christmas Is Just Around The Corner

As seen (and available) on Etsy, via The Tanooki]


September 28, 2009
In Real Life

Let’s All Sit On A Space Invader

Kotaku AU

As seen on voodoorabbit’s Etsy shop [thanks Megan!] .


September 20, 2009
In Real Life

Pokémon Menstrual Pad, Yours For Eight Bucks

If you’re an environmentally conscious Pokémon fan on the rag, or know someone who is, have I got the gift for you.


May 5, 2009
In Real Life

Game Controllers That Clean Your Filthy Hands

You know those shaped soaps at your mother’s house that no one is allowed to actually use? Here’s our version, courtesy of Etsy seller Digitalsoaps.


February 3, 2009
In Real Life

You Can Get YOUR Custom Game Shoes

Etsy seller SceeneShoes is offering custom slip-ons with custom artwork. The pictured shoes are not for sale and are examples of previous works. Remember! These are custom shoes.


October 27, 2008
Uncategorized

Fun Ways to Torture Your Pets: Katamari Damacy Costume

Have a dog that embarrasses easily? Still looking for a way to humiliate them this Halloween? This Katamari Damacy Prince costume may be just the ticket. I wish my dog were smaller, because I’d totally be ordering her one — and she thinks the height of humiliation is being forced to wear her light up, blinking reindeer horns during the Christmas season (little does she know what smaller dogs get forced to wear!). At a mere $US30 for a custom-made outfit, it’s certainly more reasonably priced than a lot of niche gamer gear — and oh-so-cute! The Etsy seller also has a few wee Nintendo controller necklaces for sale if you don’t have a canine gracing your daily life.


October 22, 2008
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Child Gamer Indoctrination Kit Available Via Etsy

All new parents worry about how their little angel is going to turn out. The world is full of temptation and wonder that you fear may elevate or corrupt them. They could be upstanding, particle physicist olympians who volunteer at homeless shelters, or end up living out of the back of a van scavenging for roadkill to feed their 34 illegitimate brats. (Note: those are the only two options open, according to recent census data)


May 21, 2008
News

Metanet Ponders Animation, Sells Merchandise

Metanet, developers of XBLA’s N+, are hard at work on their next title, Robotology, and have been openly discussing their development hurdles at their blog, a refreshing level of transparency on the process. Central to their difficulties right now seems to be moving past sprites to animation in the 2D setting: We don’t have animation properly “sussed” yet, otherwise we’d be able to better explain what the various aspects of the problem are.. all we can say for sure is that once you eschew sprites, it gets tricky ;) Of course, this is the whole point — if you want to avoid the limitations of a sprite-based system, you’re necessarily going to have to deal with all of the problems that using sprites lets you avoid.

In the same post, though, the Metanet guys reveal they’ve set up an expansive Etsy shop of N+-themed merchandise. Merchandise! If you like cuffs, there are all kinds featuring scenes from the game, and some good-looking ninja shirts too.

Robotology: Back To The Drawing Board [metablog, via GameSetWatch]


April 11, 2008
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Yes, We Could Use Adorable Classic DS Covers

I’m generally pretty good about restraining from DS accessories purchases, but these classic Nintendo cases from an Etsy seller are a little piece of fantastic. Constructed of hand-sewn felt, the pieces are far from polished, mass-produced products, but that’s precisely what makes them so charming in the first place. Pick one up for $US 13 or both for $US 21. In continuing with my fast food metric of the day, that’s anywhere from 3-5 value meals. Classic Nintendo DS Lite Pouch Pack [Etsy via technabob]