After two days of misery, the 25th Anniversary Transformers Soundwave is mine. I can now go home, leaving McWhertor to cover the remainder of Comic-Con on his own.
While perhaps not as glamorous as the posh New York City Best Buy launch Jim attended last night, the other end of the US East Coast was representing last night at the Mansell GameStop in Roswell, Georgia for the World of Warcraft Wrath of the Lich King midnight launch. There were chicken wings, and pizza, and…more chicken wings. And the costumes! You should have seen the costumes! Okay, I was probably the most costumed person there, but I don’t think documentary director Roger Michael Moore is a race in WoW…yet.
Behold my first attempt to get in touch with my German heritage. Aside from the whole Games Convention 2008 thing, I think the most exciting thing for me about being in Germany was the chance to try new food. Upon arriving at the Frankfurt airport this morning I eagerly sought out German culinary delights. This is all I could come up with. Note that a McCroissant is polygonal ham and bad cheese on hard bread. Yum.
I’ve managed to sample a few European exclusives in the first half of my 9-hour layover, including some coffee that has forever ruined American coffee for me and a Coke product I’ve never seen before that sublimely combines cola and orange – two of my favourite flavours – into a product that has me weighing my clothes to see what I have to leave behind in order to fill my suitcase with it. I suppose I could just visit the Coca-Cola Museum in my hometown to get my fix, but that would mean going outside, and outside is big and scary.
I’ve never been to Germany, but my father says it was nice.
Well, he said it was nice – he hasn’t said much since the cremation, but I suppose that sort of thing would leave anyone speechless. The fact that he spoke at all after being born in Germany immediately following a rather nasty war is a comforting fact. If an infant can survive post World War II Germany relatively unscathed, I should have no problem surviving really really-post WWII Germany, what with my being a completely grown man perfectly capable of taking an infant in unarmed combat.
As you read this I am nervously sitting in an airport, preparing to take my first steps outside of the continental United States in order to aid Kotaku’s Mike collective (McWhertor and I) in covering Games Convention 2008 in Leipzig. Soon my 6’6″ frame will be crammed into a tiny seat in a metal tube shooting across the Atlantic towards my father’s birth country, and while a great deal of this trip is for you people, I’m saving just a tiny bit of it for myself.
See you all in Germany!